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TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 03-11-2002 @ 8:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Britney is now solo again. Who wants to bet, she starts banging everyone in Hollywood now and forgets waiting to marriage. Sucks to be N-Stink right now.


Britney bust-up


LOOKS like Britney Spears is going to be a virgin for a little while longer. L.A. sources report the pop tart has busted up with Justin Timberlake. Spears was trying to drown her sorrows on Monday night at Les Deux Cafe in Hollywood with pal Tara Reid. Tuesday night, she was out on the town again at the Standard, crying into her beer. We bet it won’t be long before she lands a new man. Spears’ rep, Lisa Kasteler, had no comment.










This message was edited by TeenWeek on 3-11-02 @ 1:23 PM
Norton's Victim
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 8:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Finally. Here is my chance. Now maybe she will get over this "I'm pure" bullshit, realizes she has no talent (just some nice tits) and fucks someone. I bet Justin is snacking on a nice little vag right now. As much as I hate 'N Sync, I feel bad for a guy that was talked in to waiting by this bitch. He must have gotten laid at least 100 times since they broke up.



"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright" - Homer J. Simpson
TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 03-11-2002 @ 8:36 AM      
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quote:
He must have gotten laid at least 100 times since they broke up.


I bet those 12 and 13 year olds at his concerts really put out and give great hummers.

wtf
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 9:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
hey, where is the (AP)


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Norton's Victim
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 9:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
TeenWeek, you forgot the (AP). Here let me help:

12 and 13 year olds at ('N Sync) concerts really put out and give great hummers. (AP)







"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright" - Homer J. Simpson
Skeet Slambone
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 10:18 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
They broke up because on of them LOVES COCK, and britney's a virgin so......

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 10:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
I bet those 12 and 13 year olds at his concerts really put out and give great hummers.


Yup. The kids really love R. Kelly. Wood floor. I win!!!

Well, about the breakup......YES!!!!!!

I only need two more breakups to occur, those being:

1. Jessica Alba and the guy she's marrying.
2. Whoever's slamming Lacey Chabert.

After these occur, my dream foursome will be possible.

Life is good.....(sob, sob)

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Froy
King Shit
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posted on 03-11-2002 @ 10:55 AM      
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I guess he just realized what the rest of the world already knew... he likes dick in the ass.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
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Proud To Be An American		posted on 03-11-2002 @ 10:58 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
2. Whoever's slamming Lacey Chabert.


That is one happy penis, whoever's it is.

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-11-2002 @ 11:02 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
So did they break up before or after the car accident that killed them, because I'm really confused now?



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

Norton's Victim
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 11:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
So did they break up before or after the car accident that killed them, because I'm really confused now?


What happened was that Britney broke up with Justin while he was driving. He yelled, "What!! You mean I put up with you for all this time and I'm not even going to get laid. I wasn't with you for your personality, honey."

With that he drove into on coming traffic and hit the car that was being driven by the mayor of Boston. They are all dead.



"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright" - Homer J. Simpson
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 11:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
That is one happy penis, whoever's it is.


You got that right, Jays.

And since it isn't me (yet), I have a really jealous left hand.



Why is God so cruel? Why can't all girls be like this?

Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

This message was edited by AlterEgoManiac on 3-11-02 @ 11:26 AM
Grumpy
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
So did they break up before or after the car accident that killed them, because I'm really confused now?



Facey - it was Adam Corrola that died in the car crash, not Britney and Dickless....


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
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av8er
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posted on 03-11-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
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DAMN!! she grew up nice....where's that pic from?





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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 11:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
DAMN!! she grew up nice....where's that pic from?


Trade secrets, my boy.

I do work as an extra from time to time, and I came across her in my travels, but my shy ass was unable to say anything. I'm such a shy loser. 18, and never, ever had a girlfriend.

I'm starting to move on up in the world though. My shrink's a real big help.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Norton's Victim
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 11:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
I do work as an extra from time to time, and I came across her in my travels, but my shy ass was unable to say anything. I'm such a shy loser. 18, and never, ever had a girlfriend


Just face it, you're a stalker.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 11:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
Just face it, you're a stalker.


Two comments on this.

1. I like to think of myself as admiring from afar.

2. You must be really jealous, Norton's Victim.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-11-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:
I'm such a shy loser. 18, and never, ever had a girlfriend.

Just face it, you're a stalker.

I like to think of myself as admiring from afar


Maybe you're just gay...what??? You know you've thought that before, don't lie



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

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I'm such a shy loser. 18, and never, ever had a girlfriend.

Just face it, you're a stalker.

I like to think of myself as admiring from afar

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

No. Actually, I'm just having a nice dream. I got that pic off of www.famousbabes.com

I have no acting abilities to speak of. Maybe I'll be an extra someday.



It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.
IkeaBoy
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Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 03-11-2002 @ 12:41 PM      
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that pic of lacey is from not another teen movie



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday March 11- CBS: King (R), Dear (R), Raymond (R), Becker, Amazing Race 2...NBC: 8-930: Celebrity Fear factor, 930- colin quinn show, 10- John Belushi Special...FOX: Boston Public very special a muist see, American Embassy series premiere about a hot blonde who works at the American embassy in London...ABC: Wife and Kids (R), Wayne Brady, Hunt for Osama Bin Laden...UPN: Hughleys (R), One (R), Parkers (R), Girlfriends (R)...wB: 7th Heaven (R), Glory Days...Sci-Fi: 9- Fire Starter part 2...USA: Casino
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-11-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:
that pic of lacey is from not another teen movie


What are you, the movie picture police?????



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.



This message was edited by Faceman on 3-11-02 @ 12:50 PM
OAAWITE
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 12:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Like Elisa Dushku, Lacey Chabert=hotter than Britney.

I also call bullshit on this story.


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Lent
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Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 03-11-2002 @ 12:58 PM      
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*yawn*



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IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 03-11-2002 @ 1:05 PM      
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I'm not the movie picture police but it's just a fact. It's not like AlterEgo took that picture himself.

And the dying in a car crash story came from middle-late last year when a radio team reported that Britney/Justin were killed in a car accident. I think one of the two was named 'Kramer' or the like.

And I like how this is the most important news story of the day.



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday March 11- CBS: King (R), Dear (R), Raymond (R), Becker, Amazing Race 2...NBC: 8-930: Celebrity Fear factor, 930- colin quinn show, 10- John Belushi Special...FOX: Boston Public very special a muist see, American Embassy series premiere about a hot blonde who works at the American embassy in London...ABC: Wife and Kids (R), Wayne Brady, Hunt for Osama Bin Laden...UPN: Hughleys (R), One (R), Parkers (R), Girlfriends (R)...wB: 7th Heaven (R), Glory Days...Sci-Fi: 9- Fire Starter part 2...USA: Casino
Norton's Victim
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Looks like there is a reason there was no AP:

quote:
Britney Spears Denies Reports Of Split With Justin Timberlake

Seems a girl can't have a good cry anymore without rumors running wild.

While Britney Spears may have plenty to be upset about, her recent sob session with actress friend Tara Reid wasn't due to breaking up with boyfriend and 'NSYNC singer Justin Timberlake, because the split didn't happen — despite widespread reports from the BBC, the New York Post and various British tabloids.

Spears emphatically denied the reports to MTV Europe on Monday (March 11), saying, "No, that's not true. Me and Justin did not split up."

The breakup rumors appear to have spread rapidly in Europe based on a comment Spears made at a press conference she gave in Cologne, Germany, on Friday. In town to promote her big-screen debut, "Crossroads" — called "Not A Girl" in Germany — she told reporters that she and Timberlake hardly get to see each other due to their hectic schedules and "work commitments." Not an uncommon complaint, but it sparked more speculation than usual, since Spears had been spotted having a public cry at Les Deux Café in Hollywood with Reid earlier that week.

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“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961


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