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Generic_Laxative
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Billy Staples of R&F late of O&A pulled a prank on AL Dukes Friday night and now Dukes' is trying to have Billy fired. Billy was sent home yesterday pending management review. AL Dukes wants the station to take "legal" action. Dukes is a pussy and can't take a joke so now he wants to take a man's job. I don't know what we can do, but I do know Opie hates Dukes maybe he can save Billy's job. R&F tried to get Dukes to drop the matter, but he refused...sorry if this is off topic..feel really bad for Billy..my jokes often go wrong

Buttmunch
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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
This belongs in the Unemployment Forum.



TMS
Norton's Victim
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Isn't billy Staples the guy that decided that he never has done anything for himself, so he started to drink again? Al Dukes is a pussy, but I don't get to listen to R&F too often. WNEW is going down the toilet anyway. Maybe it'll give Billy the chance to not go down with the ship.



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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

This belongs in the Unemployment Forum.
Is that where I go to get the Government Cheese? Oh wait, thats the Welfare Forum...

EDIT :
quote:

Generic_Laxative
The perfect board member to start this thread, considering what Staples did that got him in trouble.


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This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 3-13-02 @ 1:14 PM
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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Considering he has nothing to do with O & A anymore, this can go to OT.

Unless he's going to sing 'Rock's A Pussy', then I'll move it to wrestling.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
he made poopies on Al's check. He should have known Al's whiny and would go to management while Spaz would have just accepted it. He should accept the consequences for his actions.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
um what can we do to help him?

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There's A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and GIVE AUSTIN HIS OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, and pantee man...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
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I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Is this Billy?


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Generic_Laxative
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
No it's not Billy. I don't think he would stoop to my level and appeal to the board.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
thats because he knows we cant do jack shit for him

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and GIVE AUSTIN HIS OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, and pantee man...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Geez it's not like he wasn't put up to it by R&F. Also it's not lik Staples had a couple have anal on the boss' couch! Let the fucked up fat bastard keep his job!

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
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ClusterF@#$
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Maybe it'll give Billy the chance to not go down with the ship.



Down into the murky waters of the North Atlantic, amongst Carol Miller and Scottso. Billy Staples... truly.... a ssssurvi-vorrrrrrr.

Near
Far
Where-EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-ver you are
I believe that my heart will go on


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

Generic_Laxative
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
I know there is nothing we can do for him. But I just think this is so fucked up anything is better than nothing. Who knows maybe Opie will jump in...

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
were billy's last words, "your mom's box"



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GO DUKE, 2002!!
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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Fuck him. I don't like Al either, but what Billy did was just stupid. He probably could have gotten away with dumping on his check, but considering that he rubbed it all on Al I think he's gone. Billy is just fucked-up. They should fire him just so his alcoholic ass can get the hint to get his life back together.


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Generic_Laxative
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 2:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
geez..danked...guess you never fucked up. Hope when you do the people are more sympathetic than you

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 2:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
We're not saying no one ever fucked up. We're just saying that there's no reason for us to defend him. He knew the risks, he knew Al's a pussy. Ever know that asshole in school who you wanted to fight but you wouldn't because you knew he'd get his dad to sue your ass (and no, I wasn't that kid, I would have accepted the beating and jerked off to it later that night).

Voldemort and Al, though both their show's respective shows, received their tooling differently. He should have known that and planned for it.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday 3/13: CBS: Survivor 4, Amazing Race 2, 60 Minutes 2...NBC: Dateline NBC, West Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: Simpsons (R), Bernie (R), Celebrity Boxing (Shoot me)...ABC: Wife (R), Jim, Carey, Job, 20/20 Downtown...UPN: Enterprise (R), WWF Divas...WB: Dawsons creek repeat times 2...
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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 3:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
[CARE?
Generic_Laxative
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 3:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Ikeaboy...you are like my board hero (not in a gay way) but I gotta disagree with you. I hear the IM's you send read on R&F.. so I know you listen. How much would that show (or any show) suck if you had to watch everything you said and had to worry about feelings

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
I'm not saying they should watch all that they do or say but that with someone like Al you should expect the consequences.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday 3/13: CBS: Survivor 4, Amazing Race 2, 60 Minutes 2...NBC: Dateline NBC, West Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: Simpsons (R), Bernie (R), Celebrity Boxing (Shoot me)...ABC: Wife (R), Jim, Carey, Job, 20/20 Downtown...UPN: Enterprise (R), WWF Divas...WB: Dawsons creek repeat times 2...
Generic_Laxative
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
So if Al is gonna be a giant pussy then everyone has to walk on eggs? If he doesn't want to be part of the show he should leave... This really is off topic isn't it...

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 3:34 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Ikeaboy...you are like my board hero


that is so cute

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and GIVE AUSTIN HIS OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, and pantee man...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Generic_Laxative
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 3:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
remember "not in a gay way"

dumpbutton
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 5:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
thats it billy get the hell outta here

sykopathchik
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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 5:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Uhmm . weLL tryin to care .. realy Trying hard ..

Mmm ... care ??

naaaaaaa Just cant doO it . wrong board foruM damit piss oFF ...! :D


Its not How to stand nExt to the PuSsAhA .Its how you PhuCk it !!


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