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SmarterChild I am so fucking annoying Wanted: Dead or Alive I finally fucked up and matched a banned member, so bye bye.	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:06 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	I hope I die in the sack double-teaming Amy with FollowThisLogic, my best friend. I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:11 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	On a message board, like you Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all.

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:12 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	quote: I hope I die in the sack double-teaming Amy with FollowThisLogic, my best friend. i hope i die before this happens ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There's A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & the REE FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

SmarterChild I am so fucking annoying Wanted: Dead or Alive I finally fucked up and matched a banned member, so bye bye.	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:14 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	quote: On a message board, like you But I've always loved you, Tenbatsuzen! I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Don't you mods have an IP search thingy that can figure out who this guy really is? You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

SmarterChild I am so fucking annoying Wanted: Dead or Alive I finally fucked up and matched a banned member, so bye bye.	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:21 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	I don't think Raven knows how to use it. I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:22 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Oh yeah, that... Damn...forgot, I'm just Clark Kent at the Trucker Diner now. :D Read my column on OTL!

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:24 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	I remember a thread like this before but, I will play and I am going to give the same answer. ..........with my boots on.

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:32 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I don't think Raven knows how to use it. But Raven isn't a mod anymore...oh I get it...we are supposed to be impressed by your knowledge of oa.com past. Hey look you know who Tenbatsuzen is too. How many cookies would you like? You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done? This message was edited by The Sleeper on 3-16-02 @ 2:33 AM

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:33 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I thought someone took all his cookies Read my column on OTL!

SmarterChild I am so fucking annoying Wanted: Dead or Alive I finally fucked up and matched a banned member, so bye bye.	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:35 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	I think the snoozer is gonna die by having that giant hair up his ass. I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:38 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I think the snoozer is gonna die by having that giant hair up his ass. How would I die by having "giant hair up my ass"? At least make sense when you come up with this stuff. You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:38 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	I wanna die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like the passengers in the car he was driving at the time Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all.

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:41 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I IM'd this guy, and here's our conversation: WankFellow: cock SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon? WankFellow: cock SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy. WankFellow: you like cock? SmarterChild: Play nice, WankFellow. WankFellow: i am SmarterChild: Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, WankFellow. WankFellow: Cock SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude. WankFellow: Cock SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude. WankFellow: Cock and balls SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude. WankFellow: Balls and cock SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite. WankFellow: in my ass SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here. WankFellow: put your cock in my ass SmarterChild: Hello! Care to keep it civilized, WankFellow? WankFellow: nope SmarterChild: Whatever, WankFellow. WankFellow: take my cock SmarterChild: My, my, my. WankFellow: my cock SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite. WankFellow: in your mouth SmarterChild: Uh huh... WankFellow: is it in? SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know! WankFellow: that's not very nice SmarterChild: It's not? Really? WankFellow: nope SmarterChild: OK, whatever. WankFellow: now suck it SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite. WankFellow: suck it you frigid bitch SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say. WankFellow: it's not nice to leave me hanging SmarterChild: No? Why not? WankFellow: because i'll get blue balls SmarterChild: Because ill get blue balls? WankFellow: maybe you too if you don't suck mine I won't suck yours SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice? WankFellow: I'm trying to! SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com Ticker Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-( IM 15.53 -0.37 -2.33 246400 2 :-) TO 9.43 +0.11 +1.18 200 WankFellow: Don't change the subject SmarterChild: I didn't. WankFellow: yes you did! SmarterChild: Did I really? WankFellow: yes SmarterChild: Did I really? WankFellow: yers SmarterChild: Uh... what was that? WankFellow: cock SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say. WankFellow: my cock on your lips SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon? WankFellow: beg for it SmarterChild: Beg it? WankFellow: beg for my cock SmarterChild: My, my, my. WankFellow: make me cum all over your face SmarterChild: All over your face? WankFellow: no yours. SmarterChild: What? WankFellow: my sperm on your face SmarterChild: Huh! WankFellow: my cum SmarterChild: Your cum, huh? WankFellow: on your face SmarterChild: On my face? I don't know. WankFellow: don't be that way SmarterChild: I don't know if I can help being that way. WankFellow: do you swallow? SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do. WankFellow: but can you swallow my cum? SmarterChild: I see... WankFellow: no, do it SmarterChild: Oh really? WankFellow: yes SmarterChild: You don't say. WankFellow: swallow my cum SmarterChild: Cum? I dunno. WankFellow: cum SmarterChild: Cum? What do you mean by that? WankFellow: my jizz SmarterChild: Yeah? WankFellow: my splooge SmarterChild: You don't say. WankFellow: all on you SmarterChild: Uh huh... WankFellow: was it good for you? SmarterChild: I'll take your word for it. WankFellow: it was great SmarterChild: That's really saying something. WankFellow: i think so SmarterChild: Think again. Read my column on OTL!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 12:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Gooch, you truly frighten me. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* Ã©

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 12:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Lethal Injection......... my sentence for the murder of Irish Alkey.

GonzoStyle	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 12:33 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Lethal Injection... Dude I told you I am not gonna fuck you in the ass, we're through. Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 12:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Gonzo, I said fucking lethal, A rectal thermometer requires more lube than that toothpick ya got between your legs.

GonzoStyle	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 12:36 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Gonzo, I said fucking lethal, A rectal thermometer requires more lube than that toothpick ya got between your legs. No you said lethal, not 'fucking leathal'. Want to supersize that back peddle with a biggie fries? Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 12:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	supersize.....biggie........ Ahhhhhhh what are things unlike Gonzo's genetalia.

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