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Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 11:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Flock, you're a Mod now.

Make them buy you drinks.


I am, aren't I. ;)



Thanks Mrs. Moosen for the pics.
You are getting good at this cut & paste thing.

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 11:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
god i love that picture


you're welcome

I Know More Than You Think...

hope you live up to be...what you will...i choose to keep myself free...and the truth is...i always think of you...but you will... think of me... smiling... smiling... -JCS

C'mon Everyone! Let's Sing "Gerbil"!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 1:18 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
FUCK YOU ALL

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 1:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
FUCK YOU ALL
Yeah! What Amy said!


One day can make your life.
One day can ruin your life.
All life is, is four or five days,
that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio

Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 4:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
awwwwwww.....the underagers have spoken!

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
o&aswallow
posted on 03-17-2002 @ 10:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
OAS we never went to your b-day party because of the music they played. How much swing music can one listen to in an evening.

Swing helps make the women get worked up even more Tequila. But we all know that would be of no value to you. :D



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 11:01 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Swing helps make the women get worked up even more Tequila. But we all know that would be of no value to you.

Thats right I just rip their clothes off and force them into having sex with Gonzo


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
Want to do shots?

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 12:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I'm going.

quote:
Tequila
No hablo ingles.
He just loves the big D


We have a lot in common there Tequila :p



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 12:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Bwaaaaa-ha-ha-ha!


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-17-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
you're a Mod now.

Make them buy you drinks.


That's the only reason I accepted it.

You can also change your status, it took Joey a month to figure that one out.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 7:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
That's the only reason I accepted it.

Thats not true. You also took the job so you can use your mod powers to have sex with board members for special favors or status changes.


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
Want to do shots?

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
no promises, but i'll try to stop by. happy birthday alkey!!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

GO DUKE, 2002!!
Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
oh gee....how did this thread get all the way back uptop ?

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
oh gee....how did this thread get all the way back uptop ?

Could it be because you're the biggest post whore on the board?



I LOVE THE MORON
Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 1:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
you know you love me! :D

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 1:44 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I've gotta change the date from Thurseday to Friday night. I hope this doesn't affect anyone's ability to show up. If it does, I understand, and I greatly appreciate your attempts at spending time with me on my birthday. Love you guys.





Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 1:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
I'll try my best to be there.



Email
- AIM:lentnyc
You think I might act out but I won't Think that I might have doubts but I don't No insecurities Won't you just let me, let me be Think that you know me now, but you don't Think that I can't stand on my own Ain't my philosophy Won't you just let me, let me be

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
I've gotta change the date from Thurseday to Friday night. I hope this doesn't affect anyone's ability to show up. If it does, I understand, and I greatly appreciate your attempts at spending time with me on my birthday. Love you guys.


FUCK!

Now I can't make it.

I rearranged my schedule so I could make it Thursday night. :mad:



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:03 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
well lent you could always say you were going or not going and then change your mind 5 days later>)



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:04 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
I've gotta change the date from Thurseday to Friday night. I hope this doesn't affect anyone's ability to show up. If it does, I understand, and I greatly appreciate your attempts at spending time with me on my birthday. Love you guys.

lemme check my calender....

hmmmmmmm
nope cant go
its a bad day for me
im still 18
maybe next time

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BRING BACK GONZO STYLE

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Friday now huh....

Well....now it looks like I wont get there till later on in the evening then.

Alkey reened it.

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!

This message was edited by Mangino on 3-20-02 @ 2:11 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:10 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
I rearranged my schedule so I could make it Thursday night.


Remind me again exactly what it was I missed about you?





Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Remind me again exactly what it was I missed about you?


I don't know, but I know you will miss me Friday night, snookems.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I'll be there with balls on.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

é
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I will be there no matter what the day. I love the Alkey.



I LOVE THE MORON


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