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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
ha bout I come ova deh and pop a KAP in both ya asses fah fra'tin yo!

Yo, sup to my boriqua's in da Bronx babeeeee...YO YO YO, Wasssuupppp my brothas?


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:00 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
Yo buss dis. thie homey be motherfuckin nuts homey what de fuck be wrong wit him? Plus dis bitch really needs to shut de fuck up an' start suckin some dick an' shi...t Sheeit!

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
cash money millionares gonna role up on this bitch and shove a timb up her ass. triple 5 soul is da illest gear in the heeeeezy. yo.


HOSPITALIANOMANIA!
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
shut up shortie shortie before I cut you down to size, yo



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
my crew wont think twice to throw down yo. po-po aint got nuttin on these nizzles.


HOSPITALIANOMANIA!
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
is this the fuck that was at bar 9 on fat tues?

hey apri, i love your sig ;)!!




:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

GO DUKE, 2002!!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 5:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
IkeaBoy rule to life: If you use 'r' for are and 'u' for you in an arguement, you automatically lose.

Oh and cuntface, O&A/HS aren't heard in the countries where broads are made to wear veils.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday March 20- CBS: Survivor Marquee, AMazing Race 2...NBC: Dateline NBC, West Wing Repeat, L&O Repeat...FOX: That 80s Show (R), Grounded (R), Bernie (R), Titus...ABC: Wife, Jim, Drew Carey, Job...UPN: Enterprise, Enterprise (R)...WB: Dawson's Creek (R), Felicity (Season premiere)
If you Criticize the Show- you're supporting terrorists.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 6:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
OA.com, blazin' hip-hop and R & B...





Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 6:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

OA.com, blazin' hip-hop and R & B...


There isnt 10,000 joints in a row here?



Email
- AIM:lentnyc

You think I might act out but I won't Think that I might have doubts but I don't No insecurities Won't you just let me, let me be Think that you know me now, but you don't Think that I can't stand on my own Ain't my philosophy Won't you just let me, let me be ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 6:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

There isnt 10,000 joints in a row here?


DROPPIN BOMBS IN YO EARHOLE BIZNITCH


HOSPITALIANOMANIA!
SheRahRls
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 6:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:


Where do I begin? And u wonder why u have no women listeners in the 18-49
demo...........alot of u r 2 yung and stewpid 2 even care but if u want any kind of
world peace STOP TREATING WOMEN LIKE SEXUAL OBJECTS.


Speaking as a 22 yearold ckick I would just like to say you have no idea what you are talking about--you give womwen a bad name. Perhaps you lost your sense of humor about the same time you got beat with the ugly stick. O&A are hilarious and lets face it the only women who are usually offended are the ones who are mad they would never be thought of as hot

LOVE BEING A WOW CHICK!
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 6:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

for women worldwide being oppressed


Ugh, you cunt!

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 6:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Shut up, Hybrid.



"Yea - wait, what?"


Crisp and clean with no caffeine!
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 6:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Shut up, Hybrid.


hmmmmmm.........unprovoked insult.....


HOSPITALIANOMANIA!
Colonel Will Bill
O&A's only Dallas listener
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 7:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

dimwit howard stern



well at least she got one thing right.... I think we should buy her a one-way plane ticket to Afghanistan so can see how good she has it here before she starts bitching.

by the way tricksee what the f are you doing out of the kitchen?

trickseeee
Complete fucking waste.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
hey ms 22 year old whatever......... u will never be a real woman so stop trying to put me down
u r brainwashed by guys so ugly that thay cant even get a real date

and as 4 the rest of u........the fact remain opie and anthony breed sexism

deny what u want, whine and stamp ur spoiled little feet just like rumplestilskin

look at the entourage ALL MEN
at least howard stern throws in a token black chick

man u guys r so lame
old people at the tender age of 22 LOL
SweetAngel
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
This is pretty simple...if you don't like it, change the station.







trickseeee
Complete fucking waste.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
and one more thing u stewwwwwwwwwwwwpid idiots.......it takes 3 words 2 remove any spell
(words u r 2 OLD 2 say)

" I AM SORRY "

TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
This stupid ass waste of vaginal space sounds alot like that garz girl, Chrissy.






Read my column on OTL!

ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

deny what u want, whine and stamp ur spoiled little feet just like rumplestilskin



Wha...What?

BTW, I'm 20 and I live in CA, and I go out of my way to listen to ONA underground every chance I get. I'm the only one in So.Cal with a WOW sticker on my parents car. Fucknut.

The Taliban cover women's faces; ONA encourage women to show their boobies. Do the math, slop-twat.



Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ

When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
she is soooooooooooooo gonna put a spell on you gooch



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

trickseeee
Complete fucking waste.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:40 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
this is a perfect example of a 20 year old with a foul mouth and then in the same breath u r tawking about christ?

whats wrong with this picture?
and if u cant put together what degrading women by encouraging them to show their breasts on wednesday and making women wear veils in afghanistan are then U NEED 2 DO THE MATH U IDIOT

hey opie and anthony thanks for the new breed of sexist pigs! great going guys!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I'm impressed, she replied to a topic instead of posting another one. I think the picture of the button may have helped. :eek:



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
You, my dear, need some serious deep dicking.


>)
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

You, my dear, need some serious deep dicking


Why do you think I spend so much time in the FU thread? :) Oh, you meant her, yeah she does.







Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


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