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Stoned Again
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
I work with this chap who likes to walk around preaching god. He has been warned many times by the HR department but still he spreads his word of god

"The great day of the Lord is near. It is near and coming quickly. Listen! The cry on that day will be bitter...I will bring distress on the people and they will walk like blind men, because they have sinned against the Lord. Their blood will be poured out like dust and their entrails like filth. Neither their silver nor their gold will be able to save them on the day of the Lord's wrath. In the fire of His jealousy the whole world will be consumed, for He will make a sudden end of all who live on the earth...Seek the Lord, all you humble of the land, you who do what He commands. Seek righteousness, seek humility; perhaps you will be sheltered on the day of the Lord's anger." Zephaniah 1:14-18 2:3"

So what he is telling me is that god is a close minded, freak with a hot temper. I say chill out god and take a toke. You need to chill out and just let people be them selves.

I have no idea why I brought this to this board.

Rookie
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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I have no idea why I brought this to this board.

Ooh Ooh!! I know! I know! Was it to waste bandwidth? Or maybe to look stupid?



ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHES!!!!!!

Jack Meehoff
Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

I have no idea why I brought this to this board.


[Shorty from Scary Movie]Yah.. Me neither[/Shorty from Scary Movie]


 

All Post's Imply That Actual Thought Went Into Them. Take That With A Grain Of Salt.

Grumpy
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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

WE WILL ALL BURN IN HELL!!!!


I'll save you a seat! See ya there.


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

Arpikarhu
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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
hee hee, i got it

ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS


AIM- Arpikarhu



This message was edited by Arpikarhu on 3-20-02 @ 3:47 PM
okterrific23
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
Do the Satan Dance! ;)



Ferret
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 4:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I work with this chap


What the fuck is a Chap???


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ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 4:05 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
Comparing him to GOD is a tad much.

Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 4:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I have no idea why I brought this to this board.
Because weed is very important to you.
quote:

What the fuck is a Chap???
A venereal disease. Oops, sorry, my mistake. I was thinking about that time in Myanmar with nothing but some Q-tips and my slutty grandma.

SmarterChild
I am so fucking annoying Wanted: Dead or Alive
I finally fucked up and matched a banned member, so bye bye.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 7:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

WE WILL ALL BURN IN HELL!!!!


I can't wait.

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This message was edited by SmarterChild on 3-20-02 @ 7:10 PM
Stoned Again
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 8:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
I just realized I did not mention that the bible quote is an email he sent out to the whole company.




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