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Colonel Will Bill O&A's only Dallas listener	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:46 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Okay, how in the hell does Dallas make best city in the world. That is a crock of shit and I'm from here. Can we count the ways this city sucks 1)cowboys suck 2)Rangers pay 125mil and still suck 3)We don't get O&A live 4)Tom Lickass is still on the radio here 5)We've got a 12 year old owning the Mav's 6)It's hotter than hell here and that's just a start I don't know who wrote this article, but I can think of alot of different cities that are better than dallas

Jack Meehoff Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:51 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	See.. Didn't I tell you Michigan was better than Texas? Â All Post's Imply That Actual Thought Went Into Them. Take That With A Grain Of Salt.

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: 1)cowboys suck True, but the cheerleaders are aight though. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! Hi Fez!!! I see you too!!! Suck it! You Tvat!!

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	I thought New York was best city in the world in the issue which i picked up at my local newsstand today. Email - AIM:lentnyc You think I might act out but I won't Think that I might have doubts but I don't No insecurities Won't you just let me, let me be Think that you know me now, but you don't Think that I can't stand on my own Ain't my philosophy Won't you just let me, let me be ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

Colonel Will Bill O&A's only Dallas listener	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:57 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	quote: I thought New York was best city in the world in the issue which i picked up at my local newsstand today. I was wondering if they pulled that by changing the city depending on where the magazine was going. Wouldn't suprise me. quote: See.. Didn't I tell you Michigan was better than Texas? And michigan is a state because why???

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I was always under the impression that Hotlanta was the best overall city to live in. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 1:06 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	totally confused. in my issue ney york is the best city in the world & dallas is one of the 12 worst, along with: boston (i totally agree) chicago denver detroit los angeles miami philly phoenix san fransisco toronto (but they have girls that say a-boot!) washington what does yours say? }>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{ BUCK FUTTER!!!!!!! If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 1:25 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	how hot does Tara Reid looks on the cover.she the first girl to be on the cover twice. What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 1:54 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	that was last month. leonor varela is on it this month. she's in blade II }>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{ BUCK FUTTER!!!!!!! If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself

JimboSHU my status is extremely accurate.	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 2:35 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	my best friend is moving to dallas after graduation because he's an idiot. i would say ny is the best out of all the cities i've been to. I hated LA, Boston was nice but I hated the confusing roadways, philly is decent, and i'd probably give washington dc a second place vote AIM/E-mail Long Live the GonzoStyle and OAAWITE

AFDude	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 6:34 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	How does Boston rate as one of the worst? Just because you're from New York? Please! "I asked you, once, to lay down the sword because I felt sorry for them.."

skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force Split Personality #1	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:51 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	cause its not even really a city af...come on, can they want to be nyc any more?? First member of the JWO!!!

ClusterF@#$	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 10:26 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Mark Cuban may be 12, but the Mavs are freakin' good this year!!! Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 11:37 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: boston (i totally agree) chicago denver detroit los angeles miami philly phoenix san fransisco toronto (but they have girls that say a-boot!) washington O&A are on 5 of the 12 worst cities. Things that make you go hmmmmmmm......... LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me Want to do shots?

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 2:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Mark Cuban may be 12, but the Mavs are freakin' good this year!!! Heh, I remember seeing how they have a tv and a ps2 for each freaking locker. Their locker room is sooo insane. Wouldn't you want to play there? Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM \| E-mail You're the Man Now Dog Victim of the System...3.5 Months

Colonel Will Bill O&A's only Dallas listener	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 4:13 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Heh, I remember seeing how they have a tv and a ps2 for each freaking locker. Their locker room is sooo insane. Wouldn't you want to play there? That's just the beginning of what he's done with the locker rooms. He uses towels that cost around 50-60 bucks each in the lockers and has really plush chairs and he says he doesn't care if the visiting players take the towels. His theory is that if he has the best for the visiting players they will want to come play in dallas and will be available for trades and stuff. So far it's working....

Colonel Will Bill O&A's only Dallas listener	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 4:35 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	The mystery has been solved thanks to APOnline...whew, gotta believe everything the AP prints right? quote: Magazine Calls 13 Cities Greatest By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Filed at 3:59 p.m. ET DETROIT (AP) -- A men's magazine says the Motor City is the Greatest City on Earth -- and so are 12 other North American cities. Maxim printed 13 versions of its April issue, each touting a different city as the greatest. About 75,000 copies of the magazine named Detroit No. 1. It was distributed throughout Michigan, Ohio and Indiana. ``I felt a little guilty,'' senior editor James Heidenry said. ``We just couldn't bring ourselves to tell the Southies in Boston that they weren't No. 1, or the people in New York that they weren't No. 1. So like a guy juggling different girlfriends, we told them all they were No. 1.'' Maxim's circulation tops 2.5 million, three times more than GQ. Heidenry likened Detroit to the Coupe de Ville and said, ``What American guy doesn't love Detroit?''

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 4:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	that solves our problem. But NYC is still the place to be! Email - AIM:lentnyc You think I might act out but I won't Think that I might have doubts but I don't No insecurities Won't you just let me, let me be Think that you know me now, but you don't Think that I can't stand on my own Ain't my philosophy Won't you just let me, let me be ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 5:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: How does Boston rate as one of the worst? Just because you're from New York? i lived in boston for 2 1/2 years while going to college there. & i hated every minute of it. quote: ``We just couldn't bring ourselves to tell the Southies in Boston that they weren't No. 1, or the people in New York that they weren't No. 1. So like a guy juggling different girlfriends, we told them all they were No. 1.'' Fags! }>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{ BUCK FUTTER!!!!!!! If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:22 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	What's this "list" you speak of? All I noticed was errant scantily clad female flesh. Oh, that Laura Harring... I'd love to Drive my Mulholland into that!

AFDude	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: i lived in boston for 2 1/2 years while going to college there. & i hated every minute of it. I grew up close by and went to college there for 4 years...loved every minute of it. "I asked you, once, to lay down the sword because I felt sorry for them.."

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 11:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: that solves our problem. but NYC is still the place to be! Hell Yeah it is What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin

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