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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Who would win in a fight, a pigeon or a buffalo?
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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:54 PM      
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I say the pigeon. He could peck the buffalo in the eyes, then fly away. If he pooped on the buffalo's head, that would be funny.





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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:58 PM      
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As long as he pecked away at the right spots (legs, eyes) the pigeon would no doubt win.



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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:00 PM      
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I say the Buffalo. Just because I always root for the fat guy.


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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:04 PM      
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buffalo. no way a pigeon could get through the tough skin.


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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:12 PM      
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it would depend on the situation



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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:14 PM      
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the pigeon would win because the buffalos suck

anyway, i want to know who would win the real fight....Opie or Anthony?

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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

anyway, i want to know who would win the real fight....Opie or Anthony?



Well after this weeks events, we have seen how pist off/mean Anthony can be, so I will have to go with him.

How about Texas or Michigan?


 

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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:15 PM      
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quote:

i want to know who would win the real fight....Opie or Anthony?

opie could take ant underwater, but not sure about on land!!



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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:44 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
oh what the hell .... i say the pigeon wld win. one thing he has over the buffalo's head is that he has wings so if he needed to get away for some reason, he cld. the pigeon has the upper advantage. :)


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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:54 PM      
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What there's still Buffalo's I thought we Killed them off with Indians.
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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 9:59 PM      
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The fucking pigeon. All you have to do is tap a buffalo and they die. Ever see that Simpsons episode? It was on TV, so it must be true.



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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 11:49 PM      
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I'd have to go with the pigeon. And yes, I agree that if the pigeon pooped on the buffalo's head, that would be quite amusing. Quite amusing indeed.



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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 11:56 PM      
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ants, shouldnt you be slow dancing with alkey for his birthday somewhere? :D


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This message was edited by HyBriD on 3-21-02 @ 11:56 PM
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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:09 AM      
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quote:

ants, shouldnt you be slow dancing with alkey for his birthday somewhere?
Oh shit, thanks for reminding me! Now where the fuck are my red pumps?



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My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
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I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:13 AM      
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i borrowed them, you can have them back now.
go get him tiger.


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This message was edited by HyBriD on 3-22-02 @ 12:14 AM
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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:14 AM      
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quote:

Oh shit, thanks for reminding me! Now where the fuck are my red pumps?



Hey, when the board gets a makeover and everything starts fresh will you and Alkey still be gay?

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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 1:08 AM      
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The buffalo would win because when the pigeon was going to peck the buffalo, it would open its mouth and eat it! :D


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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 2:30 AM      
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Still gotta go with the buffalo though. It would take too long for the pigeon to do any serious damage.

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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 3:44 AM      
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OK? ummm...how much did you have to drink to be thinking of this shit ?

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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:42 AM      
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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:41 AM      
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[homer]hmmm.. buffalo wings... aaahhhhhhh....[/homer] Why can't you find the drooling homer picture when you want it. Damn it!
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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 7:54 PM      
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quote:

Hey, when the board gets a makeover and everything starts fresh will you and Alkey still be gay?
No, but I'll continue to suck his cock.



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