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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 6:38 PM      
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Her nose is all weird, her lips are too small, and she's a bit chubby.



Just thought I'd throw that in. :-D :-D :cool:

JackDan1974
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 6:41 PM      
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But would you still sleep with her given the oppertunity is the real question??





This message was edited by JackDan1974 on 3-26-02 @ 6:44 PM
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 6:44 PM      
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Probably not.

But the real question is really: Will you sleep with me?

JackDan1974
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 6:46 PM      
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Would you take me out first, and if you did where would we go???



Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 6:48 PM      
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Probably some dark alley where I would drug you.

If you weren't silent, then I wouldn't drug you.

JackDan1974
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 6:49 PM      
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What kind of drugs, I really like Hydro...Hint hint



Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 6:51 PM      
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Fuck you, you're way too "hard to get".

JackDan1974
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 6:52 PM      
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:-p :-p :-p



rYgUrGiTaTiOn
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 7:17 PM      
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i'll do ya for free fez... :-D



Philly wants Ron & Fez!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
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Beth, I hear you callin'
But I can't come home right now
Me and the boys are playin'
And we just can't find the sound
Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them callin'
Oh, Beth what can I do?
Beth what can I do?

You say you feel so empty
That our house just ain't a home
And I'm always somewhere else
And you're always there alone
Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them callin'
Oh, Beth what can I do?
Beth what can I do?

[Interlude]

Beth, I know you're lonely
And I hope you'll be alright
'Cause me and the boys will be playin'
All night
Ah-ahhhhhh


Thank you to my new favorite enemy Windowlck for creating the extremely gay Billy/Chucky pic of me and Alkey.

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posted on 03-26-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
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It could be worse (this is my first time using Animation Pro).





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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 3-26-02 @ 7:38 PM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 7:42 PM      
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Hahaha, funny shit Ikea! Nice job.


Thank you to my new favorite enemy Windowlck for creating the extremely gay Billy/Chucky pic of me and Alkey.

"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Danked
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posted on 03-26-2002 @ 8:36 PM      
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Beth's no contestant #58, but she'll do..


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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 9:28 AM      
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very good ikea, you may have made barch a happy man



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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 9:31 AM      
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DAMN YOU IKE!!!!!!
i thought we finally rid of the terror and you brought her back!!!!!!

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rYgUrGiTaTiOn
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 9:34 AM      
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The OTL banners keep getting me in trouble in class....



Philly wants Ron & Fez!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 10:12 AM      
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i'd still violate that jailbait.
quote:

The OTL banners keep getting me in trouble in class....
then get offline? :confused:


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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 10:14 AM      
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FUCK :mad:

I just ran over to OTL as fast as my little barch legs could go... There's no "Dafna".

That's down right cruel, Ikeaboy. "I shall be mean to you henceforth." (c)OAAWITE



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Old Dirty Sanchez
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 10:57 AM      
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I was thinking she wasn't that great also.

She's not ugly, but I',m surprised she's the one representing the "Girl Next Door"...

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
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Well, she isn't advertised to be cute or sexy. The banner simply states "she's charming, smart and she always gets what she wants". No mention of cuteness. Very clever, very clever indeed.


Thank you to my new favorite enemy Windowlck for creating the extremely gay Billy/Chucky pic of me and Alkey.

"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 2:02 PM      
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We don't falsely advertise.

I think she's got some cuteness though.


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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 2:04 PM      
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I think she is hot in slut whore kinda way. I would do her(if she would do me-ha)

Too da Loo ass---your still a DA
1newfan
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When I'm banned, which will happen soon, it is because I said this stupid shit: "The reason why...Planes were flown into the WTC and Pentagon is because of the true assholes everyone of you are acting like. Its people like the ones on this board and Opie and Anthony why people of the world hate America."
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 2:04 PM      
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sorry-move on

Too da Loo ass---your still a DA


This message was edited by 1newfan on 3-27-02 @ 2:07 PM
JackDan1974
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 2:14 PM      
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Plus she can pull her leg straight up, and you gotta love a woman with that kind of flexablity.



Froy
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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 2:25 PM      
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Yeah, the splits = more gooder.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

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