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| wtf | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 3:34 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02  | anybody else being dragged to the unleavened bread holiday tonight? wtf@opieanthony.com http://www.ssanstit.com/wtf/ | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 5:55 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | What do you mean DRAGGED? Don't you love honoring the holidays every year? Our ancestors didn't eat leavened bread when they left Egypt,... why should we have any less suffering? And what are we supposed to use to put our kids on guilt trips?
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| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 6:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Oy! I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow. | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 6:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Merry Passover everyone! Don't forget to leave the door open during dinner so that dude can come in and get drunk, or whatever he's supposed to do (can you tell I'm not totally Jewish?) In all honesty, to those celebrating, enjoy the holiday. darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| TJLamb0518 Just another dick making a comeback The Dr. Seuss of SU | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 7:35 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | Dude, I'm in banking and you know what this all means to me? A good number of the exec's left today and won't be back until Monday!! Woo-Hoo!!!!! Shit-storms are created in my wake!! | ||||
| Shifty | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 7:42 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | This is the holiday where you open the door and Jerry Seinfeld walks in? | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 8:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: quote:Just to get a little serious-like on all yallz for a moment, Passover is meant to be "observed," not "celebrated." There is nothing merry about it. And that dude would be Elijah the Prophet who Jerry Seinfeld did portray in an hysterical skit on SNL that Comedy Central never shows! Every time that old episode is aired, that skit is nowhere to be found. Do they really need to cut out funny skits to show BOTH musical performances? Last I heard, it was called Comedy Central, not VH1. But I digress... You're supposed to reserve a place for Elijah at the dinner table and leave it unoccupied throughout the course of the evening. "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 8:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Kramden, thanks for clarifying the celebrated/observed thing (my grandma would be pissed at me right now). The "Merry Passover" part was meant to be a joke. darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| rYgUrGiTaTiOn | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 8:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | hehe, unleven bread day, haha... oh wait, my catholic ass can't eat meat on friday's...fucking easter!!  Philly wants Ron & Fez!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 8:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:Ok I see DNKM is posting under a different name now... Merry Passover...here is a verse from one of my favorite songs for you folks: Jews.....play stupid games. Jews, that's why they're lame. Jews.....play stupid games. Jews, that's why they're lame.  One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five days, that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio | ||||
| Mangino I live... again. | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 9:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: yougottabekiddungme? President of the Rich Vos fan club! Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!! | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 11:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | i was luckily able to get out of the entire thing known as Judaism and to celebrate I had a baguette. nothing on it, no butter or sandwich thing just a baguette to say You see me God, if you have a fucking problem, strike me down you sadistic bastard.  "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 7:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: [Sarcasm]I'll be sure to hum that at Seder tonight. I needed to get the Inquisition song from History of the World, Part I outta my head finally....thanks [/Sarcasm] E-Mail Me  09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers. | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:05 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: I see you've never participated in an action-packed search for the Afikommen. Don't knock it till you try it.  ---------------------------- I'm the midnight bomber who bombs at midnight! Bad is good, baby! Down with government! Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette. | ||||
| ChowderPuke p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently. | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 11:19 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: I'm not jewish, so I don't know too much about this, but if all the jews leave a setting at the table for him, then there's a shitload of places for him to stop. Just how many meals do you guys think he can eat anyway? And as for the people that leave out cookies and milk for santa...Jesus christ!...stop it...you're only helping him stay overweight. That's a shitload of cookies! Honk If You Like O&A! The Norton We Didn't Know!  I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you want! | ||||
| RonRon5477 | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 12:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Damn, I thought this was a mazel tov for me for getting married last Sunday. That's ok. I am jewish and I have to admit, this is the worst holiday. it's worse than Yom Kippur. Who's doing the four questions this year? "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." -Shane Falco in The Replacements Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else): The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477 | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 12:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: That game was tons of fun, except that they trick the hell outta you. You're promised a gift if you find it, and you expect money or toys or something fun, but all you get is a kiss from grandma! Don't get me wrong, I loved my grandma (still do, RIP), but I had my hopes set on something else. darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| wtf | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 12:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02 | 26 years old. married. i own my own house. but being the youngest at the table had to read the four questions. no singing wtf@opieanthony.com http://www.ssanstit.com/wtf/ This message was edited by wtf on 3-28-02 @ 12:46 PM | ||||
| RonRon5477 | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 12:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | wtf, your wife is older than you? 24, married. I used to do the four questions but my wife is younger than me. So i am going to make her do it. :cool: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." -Shane Falco in The Replacements Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else): The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477 This message was edited by RonRon5477 on 3-28-02 @ 12:50 PM | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 1:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | That's why ya always have kids around....well for other reasons as well. But, this year, my 4-year old will attempt the questions. E-Mail Me 09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers. | ||||
| PeterDragon | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 1:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Yeah, the food sux, but other than that it is my favorite jewish holiday. Kinda like "Thanksgiving - Jewish Style" for me. the 2nd night I alway go to my uncle's house - he has anywhere from 25 to 50 people there, half of them not jewish, and his Haggadah (kinda the passover story guide for you non-jews) includes quotes from Thomas Paine & Abe Lincoln. Not your traditional ceremony, but cool. Hey, you are encouraged to drink at least 4 glasses of wine (and it doesn't have to be that sweet crap if you go to a decent liquor store) - how bad can that be?? ;) Uncle Eli's Haggadah  This message was edited by PeterDragon on 3-28-02 @ 1:54 PM | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 4:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:Really? Where?! quote:Yes he was. quote:I like to think of it more as an "unforgettable edge-of-your-seat thrillride from start to finish." But that's just me. :-D quote:No doubt he was relieved when a few million homes were taken off his list. quote:That's why he wears a robe, and not skin-tight Sassoons. "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." | ||||
| wtf | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 4:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02 | yup wife is older. she got out of it (sick) little sister didn't get there until dinner so i was stuck wtf@opieanthony.com http://www.ssanstit.com/wtf/ | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 4:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: Kramden that's just wrong. Ring the fucking bell! LOL darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website | ||||
| CarsonOGin Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god. | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 4:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | I am a complete heathen, and my gf is Jewish, so I get to observe the rest of the family, observe this holiday. Can I say from a different veiw point that this has to be the most fucked up and chaotic service I have ever seen. Everyone is yelling about what page to turn to next. Page five, no page 11, skip that, drip the wine, don't waste it, who's eating the herbs, hide the matza, pass one around, PAGE 20, let's move it along... Then my girlfrined's sister reads like she's the guy from the MicroMachines commercials. Andhopefullynextyearwewillbein *huge breath* Isaraelandthebreadwoulblahblahblah... And a plauge of frogs? What is so scary about that? Frogs? I mean, come on it couldn't get any more non-threatening unless it was a plague of beanie babies. Ahh!!11!1!! I can't even think about it anymore, I am actually wishing it was not almost time to leave work...  | ||||
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