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Proud To Be An American		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 7:35 PM      
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It is a sad day....Sweet Melissa will no longer be doin any moe Sweet Melissa Moans of the Night...it is as if millions of penises screamed in horror and were suddenly silenced...It is a sad day..

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 7:38 PM      
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That sucks.

I thought she died.


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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 7:40 PM      
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she definitely has the hottest voice ever.


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quote:
she definitely has the hottest voice ever.


Yep thats for sure,its a very sad day no more Sweet Meilssa moan of the night it was great while it lasted :)

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posted on 03-28-2002 @ 8:00 PM      
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For a second I thought you were going to say that Dickey Betts or Gregg Allman had died.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

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Proud To Be An American		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 8:02 PM      
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quote:
For a second I thought you were going to say that Dickey Betts or Gregg Allman had died.


They don't have voices that make me want to beat off.

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
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anyone have the pic or link to see her pic? i know they said rf.net but i can't find it for the life of me. I need to see what's behind the hot voice.


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VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 8:11 PM      
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Jimbo, shes a goofy looking blonde. I never thought she was as hot as everyone says. I would still fuck her though.

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quote:
For a second I thought you were going to say that Dickey Betts or Gregg Allman had died.


For a second I hoped you were going to say that Dickey Betts or Gregg Allman had died



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



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posted on 03-28-2002 @ 8:26 PM      
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quote:
For a second I hoped you were going to say that Dickey Betts or Gregg Allman had died


Well, the actually died 18 years ago, it's just that nobody has told them yet.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

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Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 8:46 PM      
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Jimbo, shes a goofy looking blonde. I never thought she was as hot as everyone says.
you must have seen a pic of someone else, because shes a brunnette and shes hot in an alyson hannigan sorta way


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VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:03 PM      
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This message was edited by RottenVinny on 3-28-02 @ 9:05 PM
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Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:04 PM      
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your an idiot
thats the melissa that works for the stations....were talking about sweet melissa from ron and fez


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JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:07 PM      
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quote:
your an idiot
do you have any idea who you're talking to?theres no need to say it.its a given by now






My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
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Proud To Be An American		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:07 PM      
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She's brunette, Ive seen her pic when they did the pics of all the girls at Double D's, she was wearing a striped shirt and making out with girls.

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:07 PM      
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 Mabey this should be posted here?
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posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:08 PM      
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your an idiot

Understatement of the motherfucking year.



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Proud To Be An American		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:11 PM      
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quote:
Mabey this should be posted here?


Sweet Melissa's voice extends well beyond the Ron and Fez show. Millions of listeners during the O and A show hear the Sweet Melissa Moan of the Night and drive their cars off the side of the road. It is a sad day.

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:16 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
You post a thread on the wrong message board and I'm the one who gets bashed?
quote:
do you have any idea who you're talking to?theres no need to say it.its a given by now

And you have the fucking nerve to say I acted like a tool? I tried pretty hard to get along with you. So, I cant stop you from making reamrks but remember you started. Anytime you want to grow up and just chill, I'm in chat 24/7.

This message was edited by RottenVinny on 3-28-02 @ 9:24 PM
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Proud To Be An American		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:20 PM      
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I posted in Off Topic, a topic that I felt many can relate to. Because its not O and A related directly, I posted it here. Are you saying that the posts about Pam Anderson and Billy Wilder are posted on the wrong message board as well?

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:22 PM      
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quote:
you must have seen a pic of someone else, because shes a brunnette and shes hot in an alyson hannigan sorta way
That's precisely the type of Hotness I LOVE. She has kind of a Marla Sokoloff look about her. And never joke that she's dead again.



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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 3-28-02 @ 9:25 PM
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:25 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Everyone just calm down. I hate internet fights. So, post a pic of this chick.

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Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:25 PM      
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you must have seen a pic of someone else, because shes a brunnette and shes hot in an alyson hannigan sorta way
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That's precisely the type of Hotness I LOVE.
i heaz dat!


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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:33 PM      
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quote:
Well, the actually died 18 years ago, it's just that nobody has told them yet.


Wow, that's over six years before you were a drip on your momma's thigh. :-p



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



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I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:46 PM      
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I didnt know this would be Sweet Melissa last time on the air.

Thank You Melissa for all of your sweet moans

You will be missed :(

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