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av8er
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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 12:03 PM      
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I got this off ABC news website. I just figured i'd share with all you fine people. I found it quite amusing.


Baltimore (AP) - Baltimore police officials are confirming that mice apparently have nibbled their way through about 120 bags of marijuana stored in the evidence control vault at police headquarters.

Officials believe the mice may have been driven into the vault by recent construction work in the building. Police say criminal cases probably won't be affected because the marijuana had been analyzed by crime lab technicians.

The problem was first reported by WBFF-TV Friday. Police say they have hired an exterminator and are looking into storing drugs in plastic containers, rather than cardboard.

The mice apparently entered underneath the vault's door and then through ceiling tiles.






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This message was edited by av8er on 4-9-02 @ 12:54 PM
Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 12:06 PM      
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I guess this makes up for all the lab rats out there. It's natures way of balancing out.


This message was edited by Syndrummer on 4-9-02 @ 12:07 PM
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One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 12:15 PM      
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Ever play Mouse Trap?

You had to be high to put the fuckin' thing together.





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Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
By the time you put it together, you didn't want to play anymore.

Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 1:24 PM      
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Dude, imagine how stoned we'd get if we ate those mice? Better yet, let's smoke 'em!


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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 1:27 PM      
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Mmmm, smoked mice...tasty.




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Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 1:27 PM      
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I fucking loved mouse trap.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 1:28 PM      
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I wonder if they flew around the city like Killer did when he smoked that government shit...



Nothing to see here...move along now...
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 1:32 PM      
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I'm worried. They're not back yet. :(


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
av8er
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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 1:55 PM      
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quote:
I'm worried. They're not back yet


Dude, don't worry, you see how much reefer they ate....they're probably just sleeping.





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2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 2:09 PM      
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Or maybe those chicks with "nun-chucks" came and killed them...



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Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 2:31 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
I wonder if they flew around the city like Killer did when he smoked that government shit


Right now there are a bunch of mice floating around the city scaring the shit out of people

2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
don't you mean MOUSEN?



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IrishAlkey
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
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HERE I COME TO SAVE THE *cough cough* ahhhhh, fuck that shit...







Killer Bee
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Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
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Do you think Mighty Mouse has to smoke through his voice box hole?

RottenVinny
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VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 4:03 PM      
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Wow, those are some luck mouses. :-D

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 4:15 PM      
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Dankarelly, Dankarelly

[Jack:]
Every time he'd find a minute
That's the time that they begin it
Dankarelly, Dankarelly

[Stepsisters:] Dankarella!

[Jack:]
Dankarelly, Dankarelly
Night and day it's Dankarelly
Make the fire, fix the breakfast
Wash the dishes, do the mopping

[Girl mice:]
And the sweeping and the dusting
They always keep him hopping

[Jack:]
He goes around in circles
Till he's very, very dizzy
Still they holler

[Girl mice:]
Keep a-busy Dankarelly!
We can do it, we can do it
We can help our Dankarelly
We can make his dress so pretty
There's nothing to it, really
We'll tie a sash around it
Put a ribbon through it
When dancing at the ball
He'll be more beautiful than all
In the lovely dress we'll make for Dankarelly

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
Gonna help our Dankarelly
Got no time to dilly-dally
We gotta get a-goin'

[Gus:]
I'll cut with these scissors!

[Jack:]
And I can do the sewing!

[Girl Mouse:]
Leave the sewing to the women
You go get some trimmin'
And we'll make a lovely dress for
Dankarelly!

[Girl mice and Gus:]
We'll make a lovely dress for
Dankarelly!




KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 4:23 PM      
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I demand that he gets Dankarelly in his status!

You're a funny motherfucker.





Killer Bee
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Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 4:24 PM      
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My stoner mouse army can crush your drunken elephant army anyday.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
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No fair.

Elephants are afraid of mice.

I want a new army.





Killer Bee
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O+A_Armyman
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 4:53 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
SO if a stoner mouse EATS!!! pot do they still get the munchies?
(wow Zenn like)

Fuck sig pics id rather get stoned!!


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Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 04-09-2002 @ 10:05 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Officials believe the mice may have been driven into the vault by recent construction work in the building.
Nonsense. This was a planned operation by the Three Blind Mice and Speedy Gonzalez.


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2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 12:17 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Don't forget Mickey, Minnie, and Jerry...You know how celebrities and drugs are...



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Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-12-2002 @ 12:53 PM      
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quote:
Dankarella

Nice. It's either because of this thread or it's "Attack of the 50 Foot Stoner!"


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.


This message was edited by Danked on 4-12-02 @ 1:00 PM


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