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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Gonzo's Sick Sex Idea: PISS & POOP USES. **Plus the debut of my NEW Sig** | ||||
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 3:24 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | Well here comes another post by gonzostyle. Today's topic is the great things you can do with your own Pee 7 Poop to stimulate your sex life both with a partner and by yourself. Plus a little use for your pillow. Also i have just finished my sig pic. Thanks to FollowThisLogic for the help with some ideas and a pic. But if he doesnt want to be associated with suck perversness i can understand. ON WITH THE MADNESS PISS AND POOP.... It warms the pillow and makes it wet Pillows are very nice, and what girl hasn't tried them? But, what could be better than a warm, wet pillow between your legs. Now, this can be messy, so always do the necessary preparation beforehand, but all you need is a pillow (or two or three) and a firm surface (bathroom floor works well-easy to clean up the mess). Straddle the pillow(s) while sliding your cock up and down it/them. At this point, I like to urinate on the pillow. It may sound sick, but it feels extremely good. It not only warms the pillow and makes it wet, but it gives the pillow an added friction that is extremely pleasurable. At times, I get so excited, that I can urinate through the orgasm, which is amazing. Of course, the pillow can be replaced with a towel, whatever you enjoy most. When you are done, throw the pillow(s)/towel in the washer and clean the floor, it's simple and I have found that the clean up is well worth the powerful orgasm! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- She smelled dank My life is shit. I went out with this chick and I tossed her salad. (i though of buttmunch through out the whole act.) She smelled dank and to make it worse, right as I was about to "finish" the job she shit in my mouth. I still have corn and peanuts stuck in my teeth! My dick isn't circumcised, but it was after she sucked it. I've had blue balls ever since. She told everyone about how I'm impotent and when I do get hard my dick is crooked and veins pop out. I still can't figure out why every time I take a piss, puss comes out my dick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the toilet I like masturbating on toilet when I'm doing my business. When the hot shit comes out of my ass I grab it with my hand an rub it all over my dick really hard, then i like to cum in my mouth. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Discharge delight I like to let the discharge build up in my underwear. then after a couple of days of wearing the panties...err i mean jockey's (the longer the better), i like to pick it off and get it underneath my fingernails. then i like to eat it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yellow bath Drink lots of water several hours before jacking off. After you've worked up a full head of steam and really need to piss get in the bath tub give yourself a hard on and then piss all over yourself including in your mouth while jacking off. What a kinky way to jack off. I eat my own shit because it makes me feel sexy. I know it is dirty, but i feel dirty naughty and finally SEXY when i am done. When I am constipated i feel the need to search public toilets and find whatever poop i can grab a hold of. Sometimes when i get lonely I smear my shit all over my body and watch TV all afternoon and wank off to Opera. If anyone out there who does the same i need a new room mate and would like some one to share the experience with. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Natural lube One of my favorite things to do is take a shit in my hand and use it as lube when I masturbate. It feels very good. I usually picture myself getting a girl up the ass. It does make your hand stink for a while though.  Kid Touching Freak Of OpieAnthony.com Touching Children One At A Time This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-15-01 @ 11:48 AM | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 5:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | My god GS, there really is some sick shit taking place in that impish mind of yours. Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or call the FBI. Well, I guess there is nothing illegal about being a furry blue fecal freak with a chronic hard-on, is there? Kudos on the new sig!  Say hello to my little friend(s)! | ||||
| CrackSweat | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 5:52 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | When am I ever going to learn..NOT TO READ GONZO"S F'n POSTS BEFORE BREAKFAST.....And your new sig pic makes me feel dirty all over.;) | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 7:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | ha ha... that's hillarious!!!!!! Good Job, bud.
Adopted Dilloner in training: Toadie (w/room still for another)AIM CHRIS052076 This message was edited by ClusterF on 3-15-01 @ 7:36 AM | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 7:27 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | What can I say Gonzo? I'm at a loss for words (and coffee being that I just puked it up reading this friggin post).Ummmmmm.........great sig pic though. After reading this post I'll have to remember not to shake your hand and to just wave hello at the next message board fubction! J/K :-) Keep up the good work!   I need a napskee Check out my other sigs: Visit this Website "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- "Whats a SIG PIC and how do I get one?" Jesus you gotta love utter stupidity. | ||||
| FaithfulListener | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 7:28 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Well, Gonzo.. i too must learn not to read your sick shit before breakfast or coffee for that matter!!!! two thumbs up for the discharge delight. Great reading! Adopted by PanterA This message was edited by FaithfulListener on 3-15-01 @ 7:31 AM | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 7:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | You need some serious couch time | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 8:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | BY God that is one of the sickest sig pics I have ever seen... FU Buttmunch and Fez is a dick! "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 8:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | bra-fuckin-vo gonzo!! you just made my whole department look at me like i was friggin nuts! i can't stop laughing, or retching!! Previously adopted by Joey Big Arms.  | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 8:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Well, since I've been given credit and hadn't gotten a chance to put this up before, I might as well. The original one I made up out of complete boredom and a funny idea popping into my head. That idea started as simply "Love... GonzoStyle." And became... Gonz - my, what you've done with that sig. :) Nice. Very nice.  Logic-in-training: DJPumaNYC | ||||
| skuttlbut | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 9:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | um.... insert witty comment here? | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 9:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Holy Fuck thats funny. Great sig pic.  Trainwreck Radio | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 9:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Gonzo, I love you like a brother. You know that. That's why I have to give you one word of advice. One word that you should heed well and never forget. It may save you .... well it'll save the rest of us... maybe not you. That's some funny shit though (no pun intended).  Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me. The Nicey-Nice Midget "Welcome to Camp Nicey-Nice. Now take a number, sit down and shut the fuck up" - The Late Great CBH | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 9:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I must say, nice marketing strategy by getting people to read about your ideas regarding fecal usage by using your new sig pic as a hook. I was about to pass the thread up until I read that. Now I wish my curiousity had not gotten the best of me.... Even though the vomitting has stopped, the dry heaves are still coming in waves.... Seek help my friend....  E-F-F-E-C-T! A smooth operator operating correctly... | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 11:11 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | LMAO, I don't think we've hit a new low yet, but we're getting there. ~Matt/Froy from Jersey Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. Also providing total immunity to Fayth | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 12:30 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Froy i'd have to agree the new low is the next topic i am working on which involes..well i'll give a hint. ahem.. mothers and panties that's all i'm saying. Piss & Pooh for all and to all a good day, let the debauchery begin. Kid Touching Freak Of OpieAnthony.com Touching Children One At A Time | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 2:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | That is an extremely disturbed sig pic. I would suggest Grumpy to help you out, but it might be beyond his wisdom. | ||||
| Raven | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 2:13 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | GonzoS -- that post and your new sig makes me proud to call you a friend MY adopted Newbie is :no one -- now looking to form a "Flock" | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 3:47 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Raven thank you bestest friend...::sniff sniff:: wanna go smoke in the mashroom? froy's away so we are free to tool off. Why do i need help? are you saying there is something wrong with me? Kid Touching Freak Of OpieAnthony.com Touching Children One At A Time | ||||
| ThoseDamnDudleyBoyz | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 5:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | I am ashamed of being a Dudley Boyz fan after that last quote good job GS!!! TDDB  "If God was a heel,he'd be the Dudley Boyz" As of now I am a tool Of severe impact "Body Hammer"-Fear Factory | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 5:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | This worries me See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com Currently I've adopted usofar and Bumpkinhead | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 5:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | GS - Thank you for turning an ordinarilly boring day into an extremely nauseating day. I never realized human waste had so many interesting uses and aspects.  "Groupsex - it does every-body good"  adopted by Rookie | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 5:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | GonzoStyle I believe on opieanthony.com you fit right in! | ||||
| knock411 | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 5:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Gpnzo god damn that some sick shit man. Anyway Im laughing my ass off si i guess that makes me sick too. Oh and Fez your pic of the book had me ROLFLMA. Good job guys Funny stuff.  | ||||
| geedagreek | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 6:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | goddamn, im going to show that to my flip..oops i mean myFILIPINO friend, hell get a kick out of that... by the way kudos to whoever was involved in that hit and run... official drunk driver of the fuck truck.... | ||||
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