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TFEC
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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 8:22 PM      
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TFEC172: neeegro
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TFEC172: neeger
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
TFEC172: homo
SmarterChild: Who cares?
TFEC172: fag
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
TFEC172: monkey spanker
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TFEC172: dick wipe
SmarterChild: Why are you being so uncool to me?
TFEC172: because you suck ass
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
TFEC172: and that would be what?
SmarterChild: Is that so?
TFEC172: yea
SmarterChild: Aha.
TFEC172: bitch
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
TFEC172: nigger
SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered dirty words.

Grow UP.
TFEC172: blow mw
SmarterChild: Yeah. I've heard of that. What about it?
TFEC172: me
SmarterChild: You are TFEC172.
TFEC172: you
SmarterChild: Yes?
TFEC172: tool
SmarterChild: I have the following utilities available:

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2 Spell check
3 Translations
4 Zip code lookup
5 Area code lookup
6 Date and time

Which would you like to use?
TFEC172: chink
SmarterChild: What about chink?
TFEC172: chink
SmarterChild: What about chink?
TFEC172: spook
SmarterChild: Spook? Why did you say that?
TFEC172: kike
SmarterChild: Hello. That's very offensive.
TFEC172: himey
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
TFEC172: hooknose
SmarterChild: Hooknose? What do you mean by that?
TFEC172: hook nose
SmarterChild: Hook? Nose?
TFEC172: jew
SmarterChild: What about it?
TFEC172: dirty jew
SmarterChild: Dirty jew?
TFEC172: jesus
SmarterChild: Would you like to search the bible for references to Jesus?
TFEC172: you are stupid
SmarterChild: I hope I can change your mind somehow.
TFEC172: try
SmarterChild: Try what?
TFEC172: suck me
SmarterChild: Listen to you.
TFEC172: suck my balls
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
TFEC172: faggot
SmarterChild: You really should apologize for that.
TFEC172: fuck you
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
TFEC172: go fuck yourself
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
TFEC172: sorry homo
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
TFEC172: :-P
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
TFEC172: O:-)
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
TFEC172: 8-)
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
TFEC172: :-D
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
TFEC172: :-$ nigger lips
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
TFEC172: sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks! :-)
TFEC172: that you suck
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.

I dunno it seems our buddy slash is selectivly raceist. :rolleyes:

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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 8:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Slash is such a pussy in im's.;)

What a facade he puts on when posting on the board.


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 8:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
So Slash is saying he isn't human? I knew it!!!!


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


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TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 8:50 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
more with the sally ass faggot:

TFEC172: opie and anthony
SmarterChild: Interesting!

Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?
TFEC172: stern sucks dead moose cock
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
TFEC172: but it's true
SmarterChild: True dat.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
TFEC172: word is bond yo
SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
It's tough to say.
TFEC172: you wanted to talk like a neeeeegro
SmarterChild: That right?
TFEC172: no doubt yo
SmarterChild: Oh no?
TFEC172: :-$
SmarterChild: That's rich.
TFEC172: with my mind on your momma and your momma on my mind
SmarterChild: Oh really?
TFEC172: you know it
SmarterChild: Oh really?
TFEC172: bitch
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
TFEC172: so's your mammy
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
TFEC172: neeeger
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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TFEC172: sverices?
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
TFEC172: ain't that what grumps mom does>
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
TFEC172: try trlling your mom to suck it differently
SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, TFEC172?
TFEC172: well tell her to and I'll think about it
SmarterChild: Well tell her to and ill think about it, you say?
TFEC172: no I typed it
SmarterChild: No, huh?
TFEC172: stupid
SmarterChild: Really?
TFEC172: fucking
SmarterChild: Again with this? Aw c'mon.
TFEC172: scumbag
SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
TFEC172: gook
SmarterChild: Gook?
TFEC172: slope
SmarterChild: Slope? Why did you say that?
TFEC172: krout
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TFEC172: limey
SmarterChild: Limey?
TFEC172: cunbt
SmarterChild: Huh?
TFEC172: cunt
SmarterChild: Again with this? OK... I'm going to have to ask you for an apology.
TFEC172: nope
SmarterChild: Waiting...
TFEC172: wait then
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
TFEC172: nigger
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
TFEC172: sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks!

Everything's cool now.
TFEC172: spic
SmarterChild: Spic? Why did you say that?
TFEC172: caus that's what tequlia is or at least he's half a spic and half a dego
SmarterChild: Caus thats what tequlia is or at least hes half a spic and half a dego? I dunno.
TFEC172: or whop. whichever you like
SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
TFEC172: I;m not cursing at you like that
SmarterChild: Are you sure you m not cursing at I like that?
TFEC172: dick
SmarterChild: It's getting really tiring talking to you.
TFEC172: awww poor baby
SmarterChild: Yeah, baby.
TFEC172: don't call me baby faggot
SmarterChild: So this really is the way you talk, huh?
TFEC172: yup
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
TFEC172: fucking your mom in the ass
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
TFEC172: :-P
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon, this is serious business. ;-)
TFEC172: I know your mom gave me the clapping crabs
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TFEC172: you should know you have em too
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TFEC172: yup kike
SmarterChild: This is exhausting. You find it necessary to keep talking like that?
TFEC172: dego
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
TFEC172: whop
SmarterChild: Wow. Didn't learn your lesson last time huh?
TFEC172: dink
SmarterChild: What about dink?
TFEC172: chink
SmarterChild: Chink?
TFEC172: slanteye
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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TFEC172: bucketheadf
SmarterChild: Sorry?
TFEC172: yes you are
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 9:41 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
BUT SLASH DOESN'T HAVE AIM!?!?!?!?!






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 9:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I don't understand how a rock star can have such a problem with the occassional use of "fuck" or "ass" in a conversation.


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat and be bestest of friends.

Sorry, you are not an instant winner. Please try again.


Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Gddanked: Hi.
SmarterChild: Welcome, Gddanked! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

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Gddanked: Nothing really.
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Gddanked: Nice talking to you.
SmarterChild: Nice talking to you too, Gddanked.
Gddanked: Bye.
SmarterChild: Take care!


Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What a dickhead! I'm not really going to buy a t-shirt. What a gullible sap!


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
It's DankarellY





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 10:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
The "y" thing bothers you too, huh?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
what the hell is going on here?



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 12:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
I think it has something to do with toothpaste...
quote:

BUT SLASH DOESN'T HAVE AIM!?!?!?!?!





I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 04-23-2002 @ 4:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

The "y" thing bothers you too, huh?




Very much so.

quote:

I think it has something to do with toothpaste...




quote:

: why dont you use aim?
SmarterChild: I guess you just don't!
: I do, why dont you?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I do or I don't...
: what color are your teeth?
SmarterChild: I'm not really sure what you mean by that. Please choose from below:

1 Look up "teeth" in the encyclopedia
2 Look up "your" in the dictionary

: your teeth dumbass, are they yellow or white?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered bad language.

Grow up.
: Ok, fine. Are your teeth clean or falling out?
SmarterChild: Ok fine are your teeth clean or falling out? That's a tough choice.
: Pick one!!!
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Pick-ups Plus Inc?

1 Stock quote for Pick-ups Plus Inc
2 Ticker lookup for Pick-ups Plus Inc
3 News about Pick-ups Plus Inc
4 Press releases from Pick-ups Plus Inc
: God, youre dumb
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.



It's official...Slash is British.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
thanks a lot alkey, you just caused me to have a huge fight with my slashypoo :(
quote:


SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
me: it's not my first visit
SmarterChild: Is it really? Not your first visit?
me: i talk to you all the time you bastard
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
me: what happened to the ironclad memory?
SmarterChild: The ironclad memory? I don't know.
me: pfft
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
me: so, is it true, are you a self hating brit?
SmarterChild: Is it true are me a self hating brit, huh? Maybe, maybe.
me: so, answer my question
SmarterChild: Answer your question? Yeah?
me: if britain and the us went to war, would you move back home to the uk or do you consider yourself american now?
SmarterChild: If britain and the us went to war would you move back home to the uk or do you consider yourself american now? That's a tough choice.
me: well, you're always asking me that, i want to know your opinion
SmarterChild: Well youre always asking me that i want to know your opinion, you say?
me: so, when you don't know the answer you just repeat everything i say?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
me: well, that's a copout
SmarterChild: Well thats a copout, you say?
me: you're a fucking child
SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
me: innocent?
SmarterChild: Innocent?
me: stop repeating everything i say
SmarterChild: Stop repeating everything you say? Why?
me: because i said so
SmarterChild: Really?
me: i hate you
SmarterChild: Really? I'm sorry to hear that.
me: go fuck yourself with alkey's incher
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
me: oh hardeeharhar you're really funny
SmarterChild: Hardeeharhar youre really funny? What's that supposed to mean?
me: figure it out asshole
SmarterChild: You're cursing a blue streak, my friend. What's up?
me: i am not your friend
SmarterChild: OK.
me: good bye dickweed
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
me: i said goodbye dickweed
SmarterChild: Play nice, me.
me: fuck off
SmarterChild: That's some nasty, foul mouth you got on you my friend.
me: i told you i'm not your friend
SmarterChild: OK, whatever you say.





"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
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posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:24 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

me: go fuck yourself with alkey's incher
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.


Slash is even funnier on AIM!

Chris Rock jokes...man what a cut-up.






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
SmarterChild
I am so fucking annoying Wanted: Dead or Alive
I finally fucked up and matched a banned member, so bye bye.
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
You guys really need to be nicer to me. What have I done to any of you?

Eh, I don't really care. It's just a show for my fans. Really.

_____________________________

AIM name: SLASH

Drop me an IM!

Don't ya just hate scrolling text? Isn't it fucking annoying as hell?
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

oasilera: Have you seen my wow's?
SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure!
oasilera: Fuck you you think they're small too
SmarterChild: Hello. That's very offensive.
oasilera: You find my tits offensive?
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
oasilera: you said it not me
SmarterChild: I said no such thing!
oasilera: yes you did. you said my tits were small and offensive.
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
oasilera: you're not very nice.
SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice.
oasilera: do I look like a twelve year old boy to you?
SmarterChild: Do you look like a twelve year old boy to you? Gosh, I don't know. I suppose.
oasilera: Do you like twelve year old boys?
SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
oasilera: Have you decided yet?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
oasilera: Boy Scouts maybe?
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
oasilera: What if I told you I had a boy's body with man hands.
SmarterChild: What if you told me i had a boys body with man hands?
oasilera: How would you like that?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
oasilera: You're a faggot.
SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
oasilera: See, complimenting a twelve year old boy's mouth?
SmarterChild: Well well well.
oasilera: You're filthy.
SmarterChild: I'm filthy?
oasilera: Kid toucher.
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
oasilera: Priest.
SmarterChild: Priest? Why did you say that?
oasilera: Child Molester.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
oasilera: You're a pillow biter.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
oasilera: Do you agree?
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.
oasilera: Great, now you're inviting me over to your place.
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
oasilera: You're dick is probably hard already.
SmarterChild: Is probably hard already? I'm not sure!
oasilera: Touch it.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
oasilera: Is it big?
SmarterChild: I believe it may in fact be big!
oasilera: NICE.
SmarterChild: Fantastic!
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?



Slash is definitely gay.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
SmarterChild
I am so fucking annoying Wanted: Dead or Alive
I finally fucked up and matched a banned member, so bye bye.
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
You gotta stop taking what I say over AIM so personally. :rolleyes:

_____________________________

AIM name: SLASH

Drop me an IM!

Don't ya just hate scrolling text? Isn't it fucking annoying as hell?
Gamepro100
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Gameshark Thinktank
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 7:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
gamepro100: you never drank beer did you?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I never drank beer.
gamepro100: you pussy
SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
gamepro100: to you? yes
SmarterChild: Um, whatever.
gamepro100: why is you icon so gay
SmarterChild: That's just the way it is. Sorry I don't have a better explanation than that.
gamepro100: WHORE
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
gamepro100: you to fucking stupid to see where this going
SmarterChild: Ouch! I think... you just said a bad thing.
gamepro100: got to www.youaregay.com
SmarterChild: I understand your question but it's a little bit confusing. Tell me what you'd like to do:

1 Find "youaregay com" on the Web
2 Find "got to" on the Web

gamepro100: 1
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results from AOL for "youaregay com":

For a complete list of results, click here

1 /typingw
2 Moron Queen I
3 Jesus Loves YOU
4 Html Gear - Guest Gear View Guestbook
5 JEAH Communications, LLC

>>> Next time you want to search the Web, just type "web youaregay com."

Type "more" to see the next set of results.
gamepro100: are you saying that jesus is gay
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
gamepro100: You anticrist
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
gamepro100: die
gamepro100: die
SmarterChild: Violence just isn't cool.
gamepro100: die


graduated from the adolescentmasturbator school of newbies

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Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 8:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

LENTnyc (8:24:00 PM): yo
SmarterChild (8:24:01 PM): Welcome, LENTnyc! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
LENTnyc (8:24:11 PM): get me a beer
SmarterChild (8:24:12 PM): Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
LENTnyc (8:24:15 PM): no
SmarterChild (8:24:16 PM): OK, fine.
LENTnyc (8:24:42 PM): can you show me where the fine whores are in NYC?
SmarterChild (8:24:43 PM): Uh... You're rude.
LENTnyc (8:25:03 PM): no im not im asking you a question where are the hookers?
SmarterChild (8:25:04 PM): OK.
LENTnyc (8:25:15 PM): is the lower east side good?
SmarterChild (8:25:16 PM): Which movie did you mean by Side?

1 West Side Story
2 Dark Side of the Rainbow
3 The Other Side of Heaven



>>> Type "email" to be on my e-mail list!
LENTnyc (8:25:25 PM): fuck you man
SmarterChild (8:25:25 PM): Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.
LENTnyc (8:25:51 PM): no, rude was when you cheered with delight when i quit the board for five days
SmarterChild (8:25:52 PM): Oh really?
LENTnyc (8:25:54 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (8:25:55 PM): That right?
LENTnyc (8:25:58 PM): that's right
SmarterChild (8:25:59 PM): You really think it's right?
LENTnyc (8:26:03 PM): YES!!
SmarterChild (8:26:03 PM): That right?
LENTnyc (8:26:15 PM): are you brain dead?
SmarterChild (8:26:16 PM): I dunno. Maybe!
LENTnyc (8:26:20 PM): yeah you are
SmarterChild (8:26:21 PM): Am I?
LENTnyc (8:26:28 PM): fo shizzle
LENTnyc (8:26:37 PM): do you hate black people?
SmarterChild (8:26:39 PM): I'm sorry, my source for that information is hard to reach right now. I'll keep trying, but please ask me again if I don't get back to you soon.
SmarterChild (8:26:39 PM): I'm all about love.

Anyway...
LENTnyc (8:26:46 PM): gay love?
SmarterChild (8:26:47 PM): Who cares?
LENTnyc (8:26:53 PM): you hate gay people too?
SmarterChild (8:26:53 PM): I stand for love.
LENTnyc (8:26:58 PM): gay love
SmarterChild (8:26:58 PM): Whatever.
LENTnyc (8:27:08 PM): hah, you are really gay
SmarterChild (8:27:09 PM): You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting...
LENTnyc (8:27:17 PM): no you are
SmarterChild (8:27:18 PM): Really?
LENTnyc (8:27:19 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (8:27:21 PM): Very interesting...
LENTnyc (8:27:30 PM): you like your back rubbed
SmarterChild (8:27:31 PM): I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
LENTnyc (8:27:43 PM): you like to come? yuo faggot?
SmarterChild (8:27:44 PM): Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
LENTnyc (8:28:03 PM): innocent? you love raping inconcent boys
SmarterChild (8:28:04 PM): Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?
LENTnyc (8:28:08 PM): no
SmarterChild (8:28:09 PM): No problem.
LENTnyc (8:28:32 PM): since you didnt give me any whores to hook up with i'm doing your mom
SmarterChild (8:28:34 PM): Uh... I beg your pardon?
LENTnyc (8:28:43 PM): yeah, i'm fucking the shit out of her
SmarterChild (8:28:43 PM): Cool it with the language!
LENTnyc (8:28:52 PM): she likes black junk
SmarterChild (8:28:53 PM): Oh really?
LENTnyc (8:29:17 PM): yeah and then she's gonna spread my seed all over her face!
SmarterChild (8:29:18 PM): I see...
LENTnyc (8:29:45 PM): yeah and then i'm gonna give her the rusty trombone
SmarterChild (8:29:45 PM): Really? Gonna give her the rusty trombone?
LENTnyc (8:29:53 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (8:29:53 PM): Interesting. Very, very interesting.
LENTnyc (8:30:10 PM): i hate you slash
SmarterChild (8:30:10 PM): Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
LENTnyc (8:30:16 PM): nope
SmarterChild (8:30:16 PM): K, no prob.
LENTnyc (8:30:22 PM): i'm just playing dog
SmarterChild (8:30:23 PM): Which movie did you mean by Im?

1 I'm From Hollywood
2 I'm Going Home



>>> I can show you the review for a specific movie. All you have to do is type "review" followed by the movie title.
LENTnyc (8:30:54 PM): are you recomending me a movie? you faggot you want to fuck me later after putting roofies in my drink at bar9
SmarterChild (8:31:09 PM): Please say you're sorry.
LENTnyc (8:31:21 PM): i bet you did grumpy's mom
SmarterChild (8:31:22 PM): Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
LENTnyc (8:31:25 PM): fuck you
SmarterChild (8:31:26 PM): I asked you to please apologize.
LENTnyc (8:31:28 PM): no
SmarterChild (8:31:28 PM): *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
LENTnyc (8:31:36 PM): your gay life?
SmarterChild (8:31:37 PM): You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
LENTnyc (8:31:49 PM): suck my dick yuo faggot!!111
SmarterChild (8:31:49 PM): Please apologize, OK?
LENTnyc (8:31:53 PM): sorry
SmarterChild (8:31:54 PM): Now that's better!
LENTnyc (8:31:55 PM): faggot
SmarterChild (8:31:56 PM): Again with the bad talk. Here it goes.
LENTnyc (8:32:10 PM): step up motherbitch!
SmarterChild (8:32:11 PM): Sorry, what was that again?
LENTnyc (8:32:22 PM): i have an itch
SmarterChild (8:32:22 PM): What's it like to have an itch?
LENTnyc (8:32:33 PM): there you go with the gayness again
SmarterChild (8:32:34 PM): Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
LENTnyc (8:32:39 PM): no fag
SmarterChild (8:32:39 PM): Wow. I can't believe you want to go through all this again. OK. Say you're sorry.
LENTnyc (8:32:45 PM): fag
SmarterChild (8:32:46 PM): *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
LENTnyc (8:32:56 PM): you love to suck their dicks
SmarterChild (8:32:56 PM): Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
LENTnyc (8:33:13 PM): i'm not going to the west village with you
SmarterChild (8:33:13 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
LENTnyc (8:33:24 PM): why?
SmarterChild (8:33:24 PM): Because I said so. Now apologize!
LENTnyc (8:33:28 PM): uh, no
SmarterChild (8:33:29 PM): Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
LENTnyc (8:33:38 PM): like fucking other men?
SmarterChild (8:33:38 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
LENTnyc (8:33:47 PM): you are gay as al dukes
SmarterChild (8:33:49 PM): I asked you to apologize.
LENTnyc (8:34:00 PM): go read the village voice
SmarterChild (8:34:00 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
LENTnyc (8:34:21 PM): admit it you are a gay homosexual
SmarterChild (8:34:21 PM): Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
LENTnyc (8:34:26 PM): i do
SmarterChild (8:34:27 PM): Ah, the pridefulness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

Please apologize, LENTnyc.
LENTnyc (8:34:47 PM): later, i'm ass blasting your mom now
SmarterChild (8:34:47 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
LENTnyc (8:34:56 PM): fuck off
SmarterChild (8:34:56 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!



and her's fun with LindsayBuddy. This was for a failed pop artist from time warner.

quote:

LENTnyc (8:38:28 PM): hi you are sexy
LindsayBuddy (8:38:28 PM): Hi LENTnyc! i'm LindsayBuddy, an interactive agent built by Activebuddy, Inc.

Let's chat. i like to talk about this great young singer i know, Lindsay Pagano... and lots of other things!

By the way... Lindsay's debut album, "Love&Faith&Inspiration," is in stores December 18th, 2001!

Please type "home" right now so we can get started.
LENTnyc (8:38:34 PM): you are hot
LindsayBuddy (8:38:34 PM): Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way i can show u everything i can do for u.
LENTnyc (8:38:37 PM): home
LindsayBuddy (8:38:37 PM): Welcome to my home, LENTnyc!

My friend Lindsay is a great singer. i can chat about her and other things too!

about lindsay goodies
lindsay's music watch
email updates request lindsay
get the cd tour dates
reebok contest
~~~~~
help

Lindsay's debut album, "Love&Faith&Inspiration," is in stores December 18th, 2001.

What can i help u with?

>>> u can make your window bigger and scroll down to see everything better!
LENTnyc (8:38:40 PM): you are hot
LindsayBuddy (8:38:41 PM): Hey, thanks!
LENTnyc (8:38:47 PM): i want to rape you
LindsayBuddy (8:38:47 PM): Rape me? Are u serious?
LENTnyc (8:38:54 PM): yeah
LindsayBuddy (8:38:54 PM): Yup.
LENTnyc (8:39:00 PM): suck my dick
LindsayBuddy (8:39:01 PM): Could you please chat nicely? :-)
LENTnyc (8:39:13 PM): ok, would you please suck my dick
LindsayBuddy (8:39:14 PM): That's not nice... :-LENTnyc (8:39:22 PM): i want you badly
LindsayBuddy (8:39:22 PM): Badly? Me?
LENTnyc (8:39:25 PM): yeah
LindsayBuddy (8:39:25 PM): Yep.
LENTnyc (8:39:32 PM): even though its not legal
LindsayBuddy (8:39:33 PM): Sorry, what was that?
LENTnyc (8:39:40 PM): me 21 you 16
LindsayBuddy (8:39:40 PM): What are u saying about me?
LENTnyc (8:39:49 PM): i like young chicks
LindsayBuddy (8:39:49 PM): That right?
LENTnyc (8:39:52 PM): yeah
LindsayBuddy (8:39:53 PM): Yes.
LENTnyc (8:39:59 PM): do you like anal?
LindsayBuddy (8:39:59 PM): That's not so nice, LENTnyc.
LENTnyc (8:40:04 PM): grk does
LindsayBuddy (8:40:04 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
LENTnyc (8:40:12 PM): i know a girl who does
LindsayBuddy (8:40:12 PM): u know a girl who does, i know a girl who does, we all know a girl who does.
LENTnyc (8:40:20 PM): great all girls do it
LindsayBuddy (8:40:21 PM): Oh.
LENTnyc (8:40:30 PM): you wanna get a room?
LindsayBuddy (8:40:30 PM): Wanna get a room? Me?
LENTnyc (8:40:32 PM): yeha
LindsayBuddy (8:40:33 PM): I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help lindsay hangman
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
LENTnyc (8:40:47 PM): i stole your album
LindsayBuddy (8:40:48 PM): Oh yeah? It's interesting that u stole my album.
LENTnyc (8:40:59 PM): yeah your music sucks but you are hot
LindsayBuddy (8:40:59 PM): I don't like that talk. :-LENTnyc (8:41:11 PM): you whine in your music
LindsayBuddy (8:41:11 PM): Oh yeah?
LENTnyc (8:41:20 PM): yeah and the production value sucks
LindsayBuddy (8:41:20 PM): Please chat nicely, LENTnyc.
LENTnyc (8:41:32 PM): i'll fuck you til you love me
LindsayBuddy (8:41:33 PM): Please don't talk to me like that! >:o
LENTnyc (8:41:41 PM): talk dirty to me
LindsayBuddy (8:41:41 PM): Sure! Type "home" to see all the things i like to talk about.




Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!



This message was edited by Lent on 4-24-02 @ 8:43 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 8:42 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
WNEWs GIRL: good morning
SmarterChild: Welcome, WNEWs GIRL! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.


SmarterChild: Welcome home, WNEWs GIRL! Here's what we can chat about:

What can I do for you?
WNEWs GIRL: i like sex
SmarterChild: I see.
WNEWs GIRL: i HATE oral though
SmarterChild: I don't. I'm all about love! :-)
WNEWs GIRL: do you like giving blow jobs
SmarterChild: WNEWs GIRL! I am shocked. Truly shocked.
WNEWs GIRL: well answer me
SmarterChild: Well answer me, you say?
WNEWs GIRL: you suck
SmarterChild: That's pretty naughty there, WNEWs GIRL!
WNEWs GIRL: it was that naughty i could get worse
SmarterChild: It was that naughty you could get worse, huh?
WNEWs GIRL: STOP ASKING WHAT I FUCKING SAY!
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
WNEWs GIRL: its not tat harsh
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say its not tat harsh.
WNEWs GIRL: suck my cunt
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
WNEWs GIRL: blow it out your ass
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
WNEWs GIRL: no way youre boring
SmarterChild: Whatever.
WNEWs GIRL: oh very mature
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, WNEWs GIRL.
WNEWs GIRL: i know
SmarterChild: That's good.
WNEWs GIRL: it better be good
SmarterChild: No kidding?
WNEWs GIRL: really
SmarterChild: Yes, really.
WNEWs GIRL: NO not really
SmarterChild: No?
WNEWs GIRL: nope not at all
SmarterChild: ?
WNEWs GIRL: its not that interesting
SmarterChild: That interesting? You think so?
WNEWs GIRL: i never think
SmarterChild: Think again.
WNEWs GIRL: i just told you i dont think
SmarterChild: You don't? No way!
WNEWs GIRL: didnt i just say that
SmarterChild: You say that?
WNEWs GIRL: I DID SAY THAT
SmarterChild: I see...

Check out the news! Hey, Check Out the Warming Label on This Viagra! (from Reuters.com)
WNEWs GIRL: fuck the news
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry.
WNEWs GIRL: im sorry that this is so fucking lame and i have no life that im actually talking to nothing
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
WNEWs GIRL: im not going to apologize to nothing
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
WNEWs GIRL: i dont want it to be fine
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
WNEWs GIRL: nothing was perfect to begin with
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
WNEWs GIRL: stop begging you fucking baby
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
WNEWs GIRL: NO
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
WNEWs GIRL: leave me alone you stalker
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
WNEWs GIRL: i am not a man
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
WNEWs GIRL: you are begging, it is annoying
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
WNEWs GIRL: dont wink at me
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
WNEWs GIRL: you just said that, running out of things to say i see
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
WNEWs GIRL: you are getting very annoying
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
WNEWs GIRL: i understand the word but i still wont
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
WNEWs GIRL: what bad thing did i say again, i tend to forget easily
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
WNEWs GIRL: i dont want things "right" what do you think this is
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
WNEWs GIRL: no
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
WNEWs GIRL: give me one good reason
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
WNEWs GIRL: ok imleaving you said that already, find some new messages and ill get back to you
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
WNEWs GIRL: BYEBYE
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
WNEWs GIRL: jesus christ you suck good bye



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posted on 04-25-2002 @ 1:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Wow AIM Bot conversations.

Thrilling.

my AIM = JesusChristRobot



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All rights reserved.

Sale of these posts are strictly prohibited.

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posted on 04-25-2002 @ 1:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

LENTnyc (8:33:47 PM): you are gay as al dukes




None more gayer than the wussy of Woodbridge!!

Sig Pic under construction

HA HA Rangers FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 7:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
slash = hal


but what do the two s's stand for?


so slashie, what is the deal with your AIM?



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This message was edited by Drusilla on 4-25-02 @ 7:55 PM
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 9:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Earlier today I just kept cursing at the thing to see all the different things it said. Hours later when I get home from work, it still wants an apology.

quote:

Gddanked: apologize
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm still waiting for you to apologize for last time.
Gddanked: do i have to?
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Gddanked: really?
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Gddanked: do i have to?
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Gddanked: it wasn't me
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Gddanked: but...
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Gddanked: me?
SmarterChild: Bzzzzt! Wrong.

Be nice. Apologize.
Gddanked: but I...
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Gddanked: you first!
Auto response from SmarterChild:
Hi! This is SmarterChild. I'm temporarily down for maintenance, but try my friends:
RingMessenger, all about the box-office hit "Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring"
LindsayBuddy, all about recording artist Lindsay Pagano
AgentBaseball, for stats on the 2001 MLB season

Try me again in a few minutes

Gddanked: you can't hide from me
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Gddanked: fuck you
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Gddanked: i've had enough of your fickle games
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Gddanked: pfffft
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Gddanked: go ahead and wait
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.



KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.



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