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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: YO MAMMA! | ||||
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| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 2:28 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | Lets see everyones Yo Mamma chops. Only one per post. Have Fun. Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."   Trainwreck Radio | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 2:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Your mother is so stupid she told you to post this thread FU Buttmunch and Fez is a dick! "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 2:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Sorry corpse I was bored. I was hoping you would restart the FU thread, but looks like that isn't going to happen...Trainwreck Radio | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 2:34 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Yo mama's sooo stupid... oh, who am I kidding? I was gonna post what corpse said. :p
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| Ronreddog | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 2:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Okay, I'll post one! Yo Mamma's so fat, yo daddy has to roll her in flour just to find the wet spot! That old gag! My first adoptee: Inappropriate Belle My second adoptee: King F-Tard   GRRRRRR! E-Mail Me | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 2:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | How bout that.... Yo Mamma's head is so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo Mamma is so nasty, I called her for phone sex and got an ear infection.  Friend of Pedro Guerrero. This message was edited by Drunken GW on 3-15-01 @ 2:45 PM | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 2:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Yo momma is so stupid she asked someone else to start the Fuck You game, and now it's dead FU Buttmunch and Fez is a dick! "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 2:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Your mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. | ||||
| weinie | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 3:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | yo mamas so fat, when she dances, the cd skips... ... at the radio station.  | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 8:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Yo Mamma so fat you gotta take 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side | ||||
| Nigel Tufnel | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 8:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | OK I'll play along. "yo momma so fat, is she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try and land on her back"  "What's wrong with being sexy?" | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 8:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Yo mamma's so fat,she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Heh!Hah!ooooooooh. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. "One time,i ate my neighbor's shit" officially adopted by Kid Afrika | ||||
| knock411 | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 10:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Did some body say yo mama Jokes. Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help. Yo mama' so fat, she's 36-24-36... but thats her forearm, neck, and thigh! Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through. Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change. Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip. Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen. Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station. Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine. Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama" Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's. Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed. Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live. Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall! Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames. Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall. Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade. Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her. Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin. Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost. Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans. Yo mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning. Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her. Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman. Yo mam's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop. Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?" Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings. Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop. Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks. Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon. Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear." Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial. Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial. Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics. Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon. Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD." Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball. Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay." Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains." Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her. Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg. Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them. Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy. Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating. Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it. Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight. Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time. Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American. Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb. Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test! Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes. Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code. Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party. Yo mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance! Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind. Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone. Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill. Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense. Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn." Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs. Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot. Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out. Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off." Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car." Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number. Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale. Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued." Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please." Yo mama' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit. Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back. Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat. Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet. Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code. Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world. Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket. Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs. Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama's so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again." Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs. Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama's so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost. Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool. Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub. Yo mama's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub. Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?" Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin. Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles. Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets. Yo mama's so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables. Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds. Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck. Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big. Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her. Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer. Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY. Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too. Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids. Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!" Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change. Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears. Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar. Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d. Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out. Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks. Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad. Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock. Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper. Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy. Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks. Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes. Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish. Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas. Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street everyone yells "Earthquake!" Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass." Yo mama's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!" Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign. Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic. Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World. Yo mama's so fat, she jumed in da ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!" Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in. Yo mama's so fat, they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama." Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping. Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell. Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth. Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy." Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps. Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets. Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down. Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms. Yo mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet. Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet. Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. Yo mama's so fat, you could go swimming in her bra. Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747. Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole. Yo mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show. Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry. Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man." Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call her "Taxi!" Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater people call her "Barney." Yo mama is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs, cover her feet like a blanket. Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water. Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan. Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out. Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop. Yo mama's so fat, she don't know wether she's walking or rolling. Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll. Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "Fuck It." Yo mama's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out. Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic. Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex. Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now. Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck. Yo mama's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her. Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet. Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet. Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out. Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes. Yo mama's so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation. Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts. Yo mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees. Yo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains." Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips. Yo mama's so fat, they call her "Big Fat Ho." Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. I have more if you like.  | ||||
| knock411 | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 10:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | your momma so stupid Jokes. Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! | ||||
| knock411 | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 11:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. Yo momma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler" Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home. Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's YO MAMA IS SO UGLY Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote! Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her! Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween. Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo momma so ugly your dad's breath smells like shit because he would rather kiss her ass. Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow YO MOMMA SO OLD Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died. Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number! Yo momma so old her social security number is 1! Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch' Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks! Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook! Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade. Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything". Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang Yo momma so old even God calls her mother! YO MAMA IS SO POOR Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!! Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut. Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money Yo momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard YO MAMA IS SO DARK Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. Yo momma so dark when people refer to Darkness comming in the future they refer to her next visit. Yo momma so dark they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa" YO MAMA IS SO DIRTY Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. YO MAMA IS SO SHORT Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo momma so short she models for trophys. Yo momma so short she is the original Q-tip Yo momma so short she poll vaults with a toothpick YO MAMA IS SO NASTY Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh! Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo momma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape. Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. Yo momma so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place Yo momma so nasty she was declared quarentine since before she was born Yo momma so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease and Yo momma Yo momma so nasty the bitches teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!! Yo momma so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink. Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea Yo momma so nasty skunks run from her YO MAMA IS LIKE Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up! Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke! Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn! Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on! Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride! Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one! Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country! Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her! Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows! Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw! Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her! Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package! Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded. Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter. Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long. Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!" Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!" Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow. Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap! Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck. Yo momma like a potatoe chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..." Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples! Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro! Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker YO MAMA IS SO SLUTTY Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley! Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball! Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt! Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs" Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change. Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times. Yo momma so slutty I fucked her and I's a chick! Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man. Yo momma so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS Yo momma so slutty she is known as Homecomming Disease Yo momma so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline. YO MAMA'S NOSE Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers! Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! YO MAMA IS SO GREASY Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her YO MAMA'S TEETH Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter! Yo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter YO MAMA IS SO LAZY Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. YO MAMA IS SO SKINNY Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. YO MAMA IS SO BALD Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. YO MAMA IS SO TALL Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo momma so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth. Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida. YO MAMA IS SO FLAT Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall! YO MAMA'S GLASSES Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving. Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. YO MAMA HAS Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper. Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back. Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree. Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights. Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand. Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it. Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles. Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude. Yo momma has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses Yo momma has an ass soo big she has to shit in a dumpster YO MAMA GOT Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger! Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.~~~ Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo. Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns. Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!! Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches. Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail. Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns. Yo momma got eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that shit?!" YO MAMA'S HOUSE Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. YO MAMA'S HAIR Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice. YO MAMA'S HEAD Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar. Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. MISCELLANEOUS SHIT EVERYBODY SAYS ABOUT YOU AND YO MOMMA Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!" Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. Yo momma twice the man you are. Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9. Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo momma middle name is Rambo. Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more." Yo momma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo. Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. Yo momma was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?" Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT" Yo momma threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet. Yo momma can wrestle a cow to the ground. Yo momma referees bar fights without a shirt on. If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards. It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat! You were born out of your mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy. I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle. I seen your mother downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut. Yo dick is so small, you pee on your nuts. Yo dick is so small, it looks like you have a second bellybutton. Yo daddy is like cement, it takes him two days to get hard. Sorry Guys I Love these Jokes. As you can See I have a lot. Some of them are good, others are not. Enjoy I hope ya dont hate me for Sharing. Copy them And paste em in your word file and print em out. I would have put em up some where on a site for ya to see but I have no clue how to do that. | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 11:05 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | ::taps knock on the shoulder:: I saw that. tsk tsk, that was very unnecessary and annoying of you to post all of those. You're lucky I'm too tired to fuck with you.
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| Sephiroth | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 11:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | posts....too long....cant focus.... ::Passes out on Keyboarddddddddddddddddd...........:::  "why do you cry? You are nothing but a doll"-Sephiroth "Hey, are you 'THE' white guys all the brothers talk about?"- Vos Have any anime questions? E-Mail Me or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters  This message was edited by Sephiroth on 3-15-01 @ 11:08 PM | ||||
| knock411 | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 11:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Sorry kid I know that is annoying. If one of you guys could get with me through e mail or Im to help me out on building a site please let me know then i can just refer you to there to check out things like this. All I know how to do is cut and paste. So if anyone would like to help me Id appreciate it very much. | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 11:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Well, thanks Knock, you've killed this thread worse than Skank. Apparently you missed: quote: For some reason, when I hear the words "yo mamma", all I can think of is G-Fresh in Orgazmo...  Logic-in-training: DJPumaNYC | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 11:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | And was this your idea of trying to get someone's attention? You know there are better ways of going things like that. But no just ruin everyone else's good time by posting all of that. Did you read the opening post? ONE per post only! You dick.  I need a napskee Check out my other sigs: Visit this Website "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- "Whats a SIG PIC and how do I get one?" Jesus you gotta love utter stupidity. | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 03-15-2001 @ 11:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | FollowThisLogic, I guess they did not FollowThatLogic Looking for somebody to adopt | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | knock... true to the post whore form as always.... good move fuck nut.
Adopted Dilloner in training: Toadie (w/room still for another)AIM CHRIS052076 | ||||
| Bumpkinhead | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:41 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | knock, knock. who's there? You tool!. You rooooned it. What did you have "101 momma jokes"? | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | wow looks like someone has the words "Trys Too Hard" Tattooed on his forehead today...geez  Who..i mean what are you doing on St. Patty's Day? "OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys" Dominatrix/Adopter of Death_row_Marv | ||||
| Canweseeyourstuff | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 6:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Knock did your mother have any kids that survived Visit this Website | ||||
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