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BIV
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totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 3:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
MetroSource News:
quote:
>>Driver Avoids Goose, Three Die

(Corvallis, Or) -- Three men died Friday when a woman swerved her car to avoid a goose and slammed head-on into a sedan. The "Seattle Times" reports three men in the sedan died and the driver is in critical condition at Good Samaritan Hospital in Corvallis. It is unknown if the driver of the car, 50-year-old Kathleen Cerruti of Blodgett, will face any charges.


Aim for the goose!!!


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Chucky
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 3:40 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
You make TeenWeek look original.





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FirstTime LongTime
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 7:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Stupid cunt...Like this other old bag who cuts me off getting on the Delaware Memorial Bridge, then has the nerve to give me dirty looks...She's merging in, I've got the right of way...Does she slow down? Noooooooo...She didn't even signal, just jumps right in front of me...Nobody ahead of me, so she could easily have sped up...Nobody behind me either, so she could've slowed up too...Anyway, she cuts me off, so, I gotta slow up, so now I'm on her bumper...Stupid twat finally sees me and steps on her brake...Yells at ME!!! sigh...Ah well, maybe one day she'll be on the wrong end of the goose...

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Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 7:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Good Samaritan Hospital



KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 7:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
She should face charges, and if she does, some fucking animal rights group will fund her defense. I've had people almost hit me when they were avoiding a squirrel. A fucking squirrel. It's a rat with a bushy tail. A goose is food. Hit it with the car, then take it home and cook it up, eat it up. Lock her up!!




TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 7:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
You make TeenWeek look original.


SPOO YOU ALKEY!

katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 9:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
The goose is such a silly bird,
He waddles when he walks.
On top of that, I'm sure you've heard
He hisses when he talks.

Of course, I know it is no use
To tell you not to be a goose.
I know that you would never be
A silly goose such as he.





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ClusterF@#$
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 9:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Fabio aimed for the Goose, and all he got was a broken nose.


Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties... breakfast of champions.

Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I ran over a turkey once. Right after I did it I looked out my rearview mirror and all i saw were feathers, it was somewhat funny.

:rolleyes::):-D


Stoned Again
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:35 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Early one Easter morning, I was on my way home from a night of drinking. I was driving and ran over a rabbit. The thought of running of a rabit on Easter morning was traumatizing.

I killed the Easter Bunny.

disgustip8ed
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 11:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
always aim for the critter. I once tried to swerve and miss my neighbors cat when I was in high school. Instead, I hit his mailbox, cracked a motor mount, the oil pan and caused $1000 in damage to the car. Moral of the story, well there isn't any, I just thought that it would irritate you to read this and lose thirty seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

I use geocities and all I got was this lousy red x

If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out..
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 11:17 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Fuck this goose and any other animal that gets run over. He should've crossed on the green, and not in-between. He probably tried to do it from the middle of the block, and not off a corner. If you're not gonna respect traffic laws, you deserve to get your ass run over.

This lasy deserves to get the book thrown at her. Anyone who caves into "poor, defenseless animals" on the road is a pussy - plain and simple.

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This message was edited by goatweed on 4-29-02 @ 11:20 AM
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:13 PM      
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rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 5:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Driver Avoids Goose, Three Die


Suckas...




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

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1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

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2. Hate the Braves with a passion

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3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

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4. Mets win World Series!!!

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5. Have Red Sox finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

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