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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: See how many exuses we can think of for getting caught looking at other women when out with your Wife/Girlfriend
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 11:06 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
he doesn't need any excuses. i usually point the chicks out for him if he's not already drooling.



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If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
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No excuse ever works.


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spe5150
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 2:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
If you really get genuine grief for looking at other women (epsecially if you've never cheated & given her a reason to be worried), do as the great Prophet Kinison said: stop at a red light, get out of the car and run! If your woman gets that uptight about casual looking, she has her own issues and she's probably making you miserable (and whether you admit it or not, your friends see it & are talking about it when you two walk away). That's not meant towards anyone in paticular because I don't know any of you, it's just my experience and personal opinion.

But...in keeping with the topic, before my girl started pointing hot women out to me first, I used to use the standard, "I think she went to my high school"...man was I pissed when a commercial pointed that one out as a bad excuse.

Nathan Graves
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 4:27 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Damn, that (insert article of clothing here) would look so much
better on you


President of the Un-Ban Psycho Bitch Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 8:49 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Depends how many hours and what she's willing to do to you.



You were there?





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
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usagirl21
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:
he usually says something like: "damn, she's hot" or "wow, look at the tits on that one." i usually agree.



That's us too. Its more fun that way, I usually point them out to be honest.

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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:37 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
"Hey, look at the clit piercing on that one."





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:45 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
Who in their right mind spends $400.00 on a woman?


Well, not all women are wooed by a taco and a glass of water.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:51 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
In his neighborhood you don't even need the glass, just open a hydrant.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
ClusterF@#$
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:15 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I prefer to be with the woman who everybody is looking at. Then, I don't have to make any excuses for looking at her.


You show me the hottest girl in the world, and I'll show you the guy who's tired of fucking her.


Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties... breakfast of champions.

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:25 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I'll stop looking at other women when I'm dead, and I'm not dead yet.




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
You show me the hottest girl in the world, and I'll show you the guy who's tired of fucking her.


If all you're having is sex, then yes.
Bah! I don't get serious.
I'm coming back as a cupcake, remember?

quote:
I'll stop looking at other women when I'm dead, and I'm not dead yet.


I knew a man and his name...was Swallow.







Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
I'm coming back as a cupcake, remember?
Will you be the Hostess with the mostest?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:09 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Will you be the Hostess with the mostest?



Only if Ants provides me with a white, creamy filling. Both inside, and swirled on my head.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
Only if Ants provides me with a white, creamy filling. Both inside, and swirled on my head.


I'll leave the white creamy filling for Ants to give you later.





Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


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