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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Shittiest Date | ||||
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| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:59 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | What the worst thing you have done on a date or someone has done to you? | ||||
| Danked Dankarella! | posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Remember when I sat next to you at that Hooters board party? That was awesome. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | August 11th | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | fart on my hand? Visit this Website | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Why was your hand there… you know what never mind. :-D Worse thing: Blind date, girl said she was 5’8 110 pounds… she was 5’3 190 pounds, I turned around and left.  opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens Over The Limit | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | I guess she was hoping you were really blind. Hoo-Hoo Why do you think my hand was there?? :) Visit this Website | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Yeah, I'm curious as to how she felt when the real JoeyBigArms walked through that door. This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-1-02 @ 11:50 PM | ||||
| stiffy776 | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:06 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02 | Damn girls always bull shitting about there looks. Just face it and tell people that you are fat and a bitch. Yes I have been there too. This girl was like I am 5'7'' and 120 (not bad) Fuck she was 5'2'' and close to 200. I ran the fuck out of there. I hate fat bitches :mad: Flyers will live to Fight another day | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: They hate you too. That's why they're gay. | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 6:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:You remembered.  | ||||
| Suzie I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be. | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 10:08 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | I once had a guy take me to BARNES & NOBLE for a date. We sat at the cafe and READ BOOKS. It was awful. Needless to say, it was the first and last time I ever saw him. | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 10:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | This counts as a date because after I had my son, my ex husband barely took me out with him anymore. On my first Mother's day, we made plans for dinner. I was dressed and ready at 7 pm. I sat on my sofa for two (TWO) hours waiting for him to get home. We get to the restaurant, and order dinner, and then, he leaves to go visit his EX MOTHER IN LAW. I sat alone in the restaurant for an hour and a half while the food got cold in front of me waiting for him to come back. Fun times.  Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| FirstTime LongTime | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 10:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | What is a date? At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 11:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Took a date to the old Crazy Country Club in brooklyn. Some of you older folks might remember that place. It was a ad-lib comedy club that had the same 3 guys every weekend picking on the crowd with some of the funniest insults. Racist, sexist, etc....you name it, they did it. You had to go in with the intention of having a good time and NOT being insulted. Well, I took a date on a first date there thinking she'd enjoy a comedy show. 5 Minutes into the show she wants to leave because she found them to "degrading" even after I warned her what the place was about. Never saw her again.  As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass, and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers, I warm food in my microwave as it ZAPS the tomatoes warm The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say? | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 11:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | Leave her becasue I met someone while we were out who was better looking, and more fun. The girl I was with kept bitching anyway, not that it make it right I just did not want to seem like a comlete asshole. | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Silera, sounds like he had a girl on the side. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: How could I forget?  | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: I'm sure he did, but I was the one that bore him a child. She could get every other day for all I cared, I wanted Mother's day. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| wtf | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 2:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02 | i had been working late unexpectedly, so she met me at my apartment. no dinner, no movie. we went directly to the nookie. she blew me, i came in her hair, and then she went directly home, leaving it drying in her hair. great date for me, but i'll admit i was kinda shitty to her  wtf@opieanthony.com http://www.ssanstit.com/wtf/ | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 2:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Selfish cunt. | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 2:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: Well... yeah. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 2:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: I was talking to your pussy. | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 2:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: I was talking to her too. Tell your dick I said hi. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
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