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shadowyhealer
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Check this site out ...
http://www.4paddedwalls.com/tests/jailrape.htm

It says I would last 18 days ;(



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:24 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I last longer when I'm drunk.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
it said i wouldnt last 5 minutes and that i was worth a pack of cigarettes and a stack of porno mags

My Sigpics and such...
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I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
"It would take you 23 days to become Bubba's bitch!

You are 2 cartons of cigarettes and a porno mag!"

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
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Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

If you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...


HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
It would take you 2 days to become Bubba's bitch!

You are worth 4 cartons of cigarettes and 3 porno mags!


Daddy's Little Girl
I often find my opinions stick out like an erection in a lesbian bar.
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
1 day, 4 cartons and 3 pornos






My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!



this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
It would take you 13 days to become Bubba's bitch!

You are worth 3 cartons of cigarettes and 2 porno mags!




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

and that i was worth a pack of cigarettes and a stack of porno mags


With those photoshop skills?

Do they realize who you are?

Bullshit!

I demand a recount!





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-1-02 @ 11:42 PM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

it said i wouldnt last 5 minutes and that i was worth a pack of cigarettes and a stack of porno mags
me too. yay!



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
krahzee
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
31 days and a carton of cigs. :eek:

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
i too would not last more than 5 minutes.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
12 days, 3 cartons of cigs, 2 porno mags


AIM/E-mail

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:47 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
22 days. 2 cartons and a porno mag




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Thursday may 2- CBS: Survivor, CSI...NBC: Friends, Friends (R), Grace, Just Shoot Me...FOX: Return of the Jedi...ABC: BEst of America's Funniest Home Videos, 10- Prime Tmie Thursday...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Charmed (R), Charmed...TBS: Wild Wild West...
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 6:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
19 days, 3 cartons, 2 porno mags


HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 7:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
37 days, 1 carton of cigs.

Good thing I only had a 30 day sentence.




silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 8:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I'd last 1 day, and I'd be worth 4 cartons and 3 pornos.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 8:23 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
it would take me 4 days to become bubba's bitch
i am worth 4 cartons of cigs and 3 porno mags


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, and scmods

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 8:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
It told me I shouldn't have any trouble in the jail yard.




Av8er Radio
[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]








WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 8:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
can i be babuh's bitch instead of bubba's bitch?


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, and scmods

I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 9:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
11 days.

3 cigs, 2 mags

___________________________________________________________________
I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list.
FirstTime LongTime
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 9:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Sniff...I'm a bitch who wouldn't last 5 minutes... :(

At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley
JackDan1974
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 11:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
"It would take you 22 days to become Bubba's bitch!

You are 1 cartons of cigarettes and a porno mag!"



AlterEgoManiac
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 11:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
What kind of script do I need to download for the test to work? It doesn't show up on my computer?

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.


shadowyhealer
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
You need to have a java capable browser
shadowyhealer
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
You need to have a java capable browser


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