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WNEWs GIRL
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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 4:00 PM      
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i was talking with one of my favorite people in the whole world when a question popped into my head...what is worse, not getting any for a few days when youre with someone or not getting any for a few months when youre alone?

i think the alone thing because well, im going through it right now


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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 4:02 PM      
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How about not getting any for a few months when you are *still* together?





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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 4:03 PM      
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i think not getting any for a few days when you are with someone...especially if you did it everyday for a long time. when you are alone, you tend to expect that you won't be gettin any



Graffix Rulz
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 4:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Or how about not gettin any because you hate your girlfriend? :(

"My girlfreinds mom still hasent been born!"

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 4:13 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
My longest was 11 months. But I think its worst to go for a few days without it after you get used to banging like a banshee at least once or twice a day.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JackDan1974
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Whan faced in any situation where you are not getting any. You know what they say you have to love yourself before you can love someone else... :-D



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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 5:27 PM      
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quote:

not getting any for a few days when youre with someone

That's why you just have to masturbate and forget about your pain.


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rageparty
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I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 5:33 PM      
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I think it's worst when you're with someone and don't get any for a few days. I expect alot of it with my girlfriend so it wouldn't be that fun of a relationship for me...




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

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1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

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2. Hate the Braves with a passion

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3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

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4. Mets win World Series!!!

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5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

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meatballnip
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 5:37 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Get married and spend a few years with each other, then you will learn about lack of se.... Oh shit, did I put that in print? I meant....uhm....you get the most sex after you get hitched, really. ;)

IrishAlkey
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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 8:50 PM      
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quote:

That's why you just have to masturbate and forget about your pain.




Masturbating usually reminds me of my pain.





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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 8:57 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
I think I'm over my cranking stage now. It got boring. And, I don't think I'd get enough privacy to do that in the Army.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.


barch97
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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 9:31 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

I think I'm over my cranking stage now.
What the hell is a cranking stage? I started around 12 or 13 and haven't slowed up a bit for... oh, shit... almost 20 years

But, to answer the original question:
Definately alone and not getting any for months. At least when you're with someone, there's hope.

Sorry amy. That probably makes it worse, huh?




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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 9:38 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

At least when you're with someone, there's hope.


And then there's always the farm animal clause.


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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 9:41 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

That's why you just have to masturbate and forget about your pain.

I masturbate so often that my hand is on strike. Sex is much better.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 9:45 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Sex is much better.




Yes.





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katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 9:46 PM      
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quote:

Sex is much better.

What about a little bit of both- masturbation & sex.


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NJDude
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 00
Well like the song goes "If you can be with the one you love, love the one your with" That my friends is my right hand!!!



"Your life begins at point A and ends at point B, kick maximum ass!!!!!"

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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 9:54 PM      
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quote:

That my friends is my right hand!!!


I think we're dating the same person.

Does she have five, long legs and a hairy tummy?





WOW
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NJDude
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 10:05 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 00
quote:

I think we're dating the same person.
Does she have five, long legs and a hairy tummy?



Wow man what are the chances of that!!!!



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1888RUSTYTROMBONE
It took me 3 minutes to edit nothing
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 10:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
What's worse than the both of those is getting none your whole entire life.

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
4. Mets win World Series
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 10:21 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

What's worse than the both of those is getting none your whole entire life.


Did you ever consider priesthood to remedy that situation?


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-02-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Did you ever consider priesthood to remedy that situation?




When all else fails, touch a kid.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
1888RUSTYTROMBONE
It took me 3 minutes to edit nothing
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 10:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Who me? It was for the losers out there okay?

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
4. Mets win World Series
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 10:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

What's worse than the both of those is getting none your whole entire life.


Actually, you can't miss what you never had.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
1888RUSTYTROMBONE
It took me 3 minutes to edit nothing
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 10:48 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Actually, you can because you want it so bad that you can taste it.

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
4. Mets win World Series


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