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sexbagel
ANDREW WdeeK
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posted on 05-04-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Laugh your ass off and enjoy, insomniacs:
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rageparty
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posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Great




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:confused:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D

5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

:)
Meekrob
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:07 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
You know who else God hates? Jews and Niggers.

Austin
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G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

You know who else God hates? Jews and Niggers.






I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

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Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

If you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...


rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You know who else God hates? Jews and Niggers.



and Meekrob...




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:confused:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D

5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

:)
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

You know who else God hates? Jews and Niggers.


that was so wrong....but strangely funny.


HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Meekrob will have no peace as long as I post. He is an un-funney cloud of vaporous piss.
Thank you.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 21 and 9
Hey Yankees, can you say sweep?
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Meekrob will have no peace as long as I post. He is an un-funney cloud of vaporous piss.
Thank you.


quote:

BIV
totally lacks teh funney



Irony, thy name is BIV. :-D


Daddy's Little Girl
I often find my opinions stick out like an erection in a lesbian bar.
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

He is an un-funney cloud of vaporous piss



That is so right... and it's about meekrob so it had to be funny.




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:confused:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D

5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

:)
Meekrob
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:36 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
BIV prays to God that he could be as funny as I

DonWest
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
who gives a fuck if god hates me.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
meekrob is a genius.

carol-4-life. :-D :-D :-D


HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!
Meekrob
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:47 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
Dolphins use sign language to tell dogs that they love them.

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
monkeys squat on pumpkins to bake super bread


HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!


This message was edited by HyBriD on 5-5-02 @ 1:49 AM
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 2:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

BIV prays to God that he could be as funny as I

Cancer is funnier than you, you puddle of warm puke. I can't decide wether you just hate the world 'cuz of those long nights when pop used to sneak into bed with you or if your head is just so far up your ass that you are choking on the semen being fired down your throat. Why don't you save yourself some time and energy and just leave now. You suck at teh message board and from now on it is my mission in life to prove it. If anything will get rid of my shitty status it will be tooling on you. YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 21 and 9
Hey Yankees, can you say sweep?
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 2:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Cancer is funnier than you, you puddle of warm puke. I can't decide wether you just hate the world 'cuz of those long nights when pop used to sneak into bed with you or if your head is just so far up your ass that you are choking on the semen being fired down your throat. Why don't you save yourself some time and energy and just leave now. You suck at teh message board and from now on it is my mission in life to prove it. If anything will get rid of my shitty status it will be tooling on you. YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!


i doubt that.


HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!
Meekrob
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 2:14 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
quote:

BIV said....
Please everyone notice me and acknowledge me as I attempt to attack someone who isn't known to everyone on the board. For if I do this, then you may all like me and stop ignoring me. I shall do anything for approval



You simply can't fathom how many ways you are wrong.

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 2:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Cancer is funnier than you, you puddle of warm puke. I can't decide wether you just hate the world 'cuz of those long nights when pop used to sneak into bed with you or if your head is just so far up your ass that you are choking on the semen being fired down your throat. Why don't you save yourself some time and energy and just leave now. You suck at teh message board and from now on it is my mission in life to prove it. If anything will get rid of my shitty status it will be tooling on you. YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!


Hey BIV...



I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail

Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

If you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...


FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 2:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Cancer is funnier than you, you puddle of warm puke. I can't decide wether you just hate the world 'cuz of those long nights when pop used to sneak into bed with you or if your head is just so far up your ass that you are choking on the semen being fired down your throat. Why don't you save yourself some time and energy and just leave now. You suck at teh message board and from now on it is my mission in life to prove it. If anything will get rid of my shitty status it will be tooling on you. YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!



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Subzero316
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(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
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It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 2:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Jews and Niggers.


:canned laughs:

Ding,Ding,Ding


Master of the Cold....
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 2:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
The words Jews and Niggers are funnier than what sexbagel posted, lol....




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:confused:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D

5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

:)
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 10:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Does God hate Satanic, jewish, dead niggers?




Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:15 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
I didn't check out the site but if you don't think I know that God hates me, you haven't been around long enough.




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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Not to agree with BIV or anything...but Meekrob really is a moron.


It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 12:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
If I keep reading these posts at work my boss
will think I am insane for laughing at my computer screen.

No wait he already that.

Funny stuff here.




I came, I saw, I came again...


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