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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Most painful sex | ||||
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| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 1:48 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01  | Have you ever had sex and something went wrong, and you got injured? I have 2 such stories. The first was while having sex in the shower. We were standing up and I was bent over, and when the guy was gonna pull out:(, instead of pulling back he pushed me forward and I hit my head on the wall. The other was while having sex on the floor of a restaurant I worked at when it was closed. I didn't realize it at the time, but I had horrible rug burn on my lower back, which also hurt from being fucked on a cement floor with a thin layer of carpet over it. I couldn't sit right for a week.  I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 1:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | One time was while having sex on the floor of a restaurant that she worked at when it was closed. I didn't realize it at the time, but I had horrible rug burn on my knees and elbows from fucking on a cement floor with a thin layer of carpet over it. I was in pain for a week.  This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 5-6-02 @ 12:07 PM | ||||
| BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:06 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Beware of shower sex! I slipped in the shower, racked my knee on the metal slider thing and she proceeded to fall on my leg. Ripped a nice hole in my kneecap and was walking with a limp for three or four days.  | ||||
| Mangino I live... again. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:13 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | hmmm....first time I had sex, I had my girlfriend on the couch while I was on my knees on the floor...she had a thick rug....got some fucked up rug burns on my knees and there was this one time I was getting a handjob from thisone female...she didnt use any type of lubrication...and my junk sorta got chafed a wee bit. OK ...Ive embarrised myself enough....next post please.... Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!! Beware my posts....I might be banned again! | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:19 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: I only used lube one time while giving a hnd job, and it was weird, not the lube, just the fact that we got up to get it and I was using it. Do you get chafed everytime a girl doesn't use lube, or just that once? I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| Mangino I live... again. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:22 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | well....since its been so long since I had a female go anywhere near that area....I dont really recall. Id have to say yes...it was just that one time... Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!! Beware my posts....I might be banned again! | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i too have had my fair share of rugburn... otherwise i can't really think of any specific injuries, other than the run of the mill finger size bruises on my thighs and the lumps from the head board...  need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Evil Erik Status free and disease-riddled | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:29 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Ah...but let us not forget, the always painful moment....when your girl is on top...she takes it out for a sec...and then tries to go down a bit too fast...SNAP! The horror....the horror....  | ||||
| usagirl21 | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:58 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01 | RF, you don't use any lube? You stroke them dry? How is this possible? I think you must be hurting them. :( *****************************  Yes, the WOW was ms-painted on | ||||
| Sir Okonkwo | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:20 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | This doesn't really count as painful since I didn't feel it, but a girl once sliced my back with a razor during sex. I didn't realize it until the next morning, when I leaned back and felt that something was wrong. Little did I know, there was an open fucking wound... Metal / Wrestling / Baseball Ninja / pr0n | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | the only kind of lube i ever used for a handjob came from my mouth :confused: need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Mangino I live... again. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 5:19 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: they usually do that to me when I dont give them the money I promised them....and then their pimp comes and beats the shit outta me! Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!! Beware my posts....I might be banned again! | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 8:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Have I mentioned lately how much I love the women of this board?  Av8er Radio [AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail] | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 9:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | What's a little pain in love? Don't you you know they go hand in hand?  Visit this Website | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: You can say that again. One night I was at my buddies house, and this girl that lived in his complex came over. any way to make a long story short we started messing around, and then I suggested that we take a shower. Everything was going fine unitl we had been in the shower for a while, having sex, and I cannot remember who suggested it but I went to kind of sit on the soap dish thing that stuck out for support. She was riding me, and anyway the soap dish broke off from the wall and we just about killed eachother as we fell in the tub.  | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | Rug burn: Check Lower Back Pain: Check Pulled Muscle: Check Shower Slip: Check Headboard Headache: Check Worst injury ever: I ended up in the emergency room after sex once because my left labia swelled up to the size of a clenched fist after a capillary bust while my ex was going down on me.  Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| YoSoyDirtySanchez | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:45 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02 | Well, for me I would say it has to be when I tried to give my ex, my signature "Love Stain" while I was w/ her Doggie Stylin- (I'll give you a dollar if you can figure out what that is)she beat the shit out of me...  | ||||
| Mangino I live... again. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:48 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: Any man that can do that to a woman with just his tongue is my idol. He is the jedi master.Where can I go to learn from this master? Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!! Beware my posts....I might be banned again! | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: I live in Union City.  | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:32 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Does auto-erotic asphyxiation count as painful? Anyway, this one time I was drugged, kidnapped, and had holes drilled into my head by this guy named Jeff. I'd say that was pretty painful. Oh yeah, he also tried to eat me. "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." This message was edited by Kramden's Delicious Marshall on 5-6-02 @ 11:37 AM | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Ahh, so does this mean you guys broke up already? Silera, call me, you know the number, baby. ;) This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 5-6-02 @ 12:08 PM | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | I would imagine that it must be a psychologically painful experience for any poor soul that is tricked into having sex with any of you filthy, disgusting people.  | ||||
| usagirl21 | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 12:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01 | quote: Yes, thats the only kind to use :) ***************************** Yes, the WOW was ms-painted on | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 12:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Not really, but the hangover sucks. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-06-2002 @ 1:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Are you referring to when my balls hang over your chin? | ||||
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