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IrishAlkey
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:14 PM      
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As you probably haven't noticed, our resident female Dominican isn't around right now. She locked her car and house keys in the car. Let's all provide some handy hints on how she might possibly resolve this sticky situation.

I'll go first.

Put those lips to some good use and suck them straight off the seat, and out the tailpipe.





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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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Use that big ass to bust the drivers side window.

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:20 PM      
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Get whichever personality of yours/hers that happens to have Triple A to help her out.


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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:20 PM      
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quote:
our resident female Dominican

Steal another one.




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IrishAlkey
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:25 PM      
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quote:
Steal another one.


Along those same lines, I was thinking she could just call one of her 47 brothers/sisters/cousins and have them "open" it for her.










Yeah, just like they "opened" mine that one time.





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Tussle King		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
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Call Carlos Mencia.

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Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
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JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:36 PM      
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quote:
Along those same lines, I was thinking she could just call one of her 47 brothers/sisters/cousins and have them "open" it for her.


Ok, you can all rest easy. I am still locked out, but I went to my Grandmother's house to pick up my Aunt's keys to stay at her apartment and cook dinner for her brother in law who's coming in today from the island and I'll be here until my Mom comes home with the spare keys to my apartment.

I thank you all for your concern and well wishes.







Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


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JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:37 PM      
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she can shimmy in between the windo & the car door to use her 37cm waist as a slim jim



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This message was edited by Drusilla on 5-6-02 @ 2:38 PM
windowlck
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:37 PM      
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All the Dominicans I know could have that bitch jimmied open in a minute ;) .....Ohh waite we're still talking about the car? :confused:





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Another reason i prefer wire hangers over plastic....oh wait, nevermind.

I'm sure she could persuade a cop to help her.

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DonWest
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:42 PM      
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Why not just call the cops, they will bring one of those slim jims and she gets her keys back.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
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quote:
Why not just call the cops, they will bring one of those slim jims and she gets her keys back.


Because that's not funny.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
I have a chew toy, and I named him Ralphie.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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quote:
Why not just call the cops, they will bring one of those slim jims and she gets her keys back.
Because the police are only the white man's friend. When she sees them coming, her first reaction will be to run.



This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 5-6-02 @ 2:47 PM
Joey BigArms
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I am surprised she did not lock herself in the car.


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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:47 PM      
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quote:
Why not just call the cops

Did you skip the part where it says Dominican?




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





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She can always take a baseball bat and bust the drivers side window.


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
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quote:
Use that big ass to bust the drivers side window.



quote:
She can always take a baseball bat and bust the drivers side window.



Lovers think alike.





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diceisgod
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How hard can it be to break into a straw hut?


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Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:12 PM      
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doesn't she live in the big city? Why does she need a car?

:rolleyes::):-D


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
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quote:
Why does she need a car?


It's too dangerous to take the train or the bus when I bring in the shipments from Florida.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club




This message was edited by silera on 5-6-02 @ 3:25 PM
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:28 PM      
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So, How did you get them out?

:rolleyes::):-D


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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:29 PM      
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quote:
when I bring in the shipments from Florida.
"Mienda, with cash flowin' like Sosa
And the latin chick transportin' in the chocha"

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:34 PM      
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quote:
So, How did you get them out?



quote:
Ok, you can all rest easy. I am still locked out, but I went to my Grandmother's house to pick up my Aunt's keys to stay at her apartment and cook dinner for her brother in law who's coming in today from the island and I'll be here until my Mom comes home with the spare keys to my apartment.







WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
My status ain't just long, it's LARGE!
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:37 PM      
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That wasn't nearly the funny solution we thought it was going to be. :(


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.


This message was edited by Danked on 5-6-02 @ 3:44 PM


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