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pleasure4me
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 10:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
whoawhoa
what do you think you are doing blackjack???don't you know you are a newbie!!who do you think you re pointing out where they are wrong???the one thinkg i learned is:newbies always wrong, regulars always right!

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT'S LEGS....
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 10:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Heh. Time for an ethnic background lesson. My mother is French, Hence the Spelling "Jaque". My Father is English and Welsh, hence the name "Easton". Neither are from Canada. Sorry, bud, you lose. But thanks for playing... Oh and one more thing, genius. You'll find I can hold my own quite well.



Do you think we care about your life?

Oh come on, like you didn't see THAT one coming...

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail

Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

If you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...


BlackJackGuillotine
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 11:06 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
Heh. What a question. The better question is, Do I give a rats ass? Hey if your game is to be a complete jackass and come off as Mr. Holier than thou, then go f yourself you senseless waste of human life. I was merely saying hello. If you don't like it, then ignore me.

Again we dance,

Jaque
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Heh. What a question. The better question is, Do I give a rats ass? Hey if your game is to be a complete jackass and come off as Mr. Holier than thou, then go f yourself you senseless waste of human life. I was merely saying hello. If you don't like it, then ignore me.




Oh don't get your panties in a bunch Frenchy v2.0. It's an old TOG, you wouldn't understand. Welcome aboard.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail

Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

If you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...


Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 11:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Jaque Easton = your real name? If so, you must really be hard up for companionship.
quote:

Again we dance
Geeeeey.



"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 12:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

If you don't like it, then ignore me.
But where's the fun in that? ;)


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

Apparently some people don't like the black box - they're just jealous that they don't have one...pfffft!


BlackJackGuillotine
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 12:28 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
Yes, my real name. I have very cruel parents.

Again we dance,

Jaque
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 12:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
"Hi. I'm french. Look at me. I'm a faggot. Whoopdy doo."


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 6:21 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You'll find I can hold my own quite well.



More holding, less typing.

Be productive with your hands.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 7:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
Jacque,
The best defense hear is shut up and take it.

Also, say I'm sorry a lot.

Sticks and stone ...



"Look at that BUTT" - NY Post
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:43 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Oh good. Jacqueline decided to show his peanut sized balls and actually try to retaliate instead of heeding people's advice. Looks like Christmas came early this year and I have a new chew toy.

quote:

Heh. Time for an ethnic background lesson.
Don't really care but I'll listen. It'll give more information to abuse you with..
quote:

My mother is French, Hence the Spelling "Jaque".
So basically she was laying on her back drunk on cheap on wine with her legs spread under the eiffel tower when she named you?
quote:

My Father is English and Welsh, hence the name "Easton".
So he's a lazy cockney without a job who stays home and beats his family, drinks all day and doesn't think twice about fucking his dog or not brushing his teeth....Nice family so far....

quote:

Neither are from Canada.
Too bad. We like Canadians. They make good beer. AND they drink it cold. Unlike the brits who drink it piss warm. ya should have went with "i'm canadian".

quote:

Sorry, bud, you lose. But thanks for playing...

You have no clue what you stepped into, do you? I'm gonna enjoy "playing" with you.
quote:

Oh and one more thing, genius.
That's a good start. See if you can figure the rest of me out.

quote:

You'll find I can hold my own quite well.
We'll wait and see. I've taken bigger shits than you around here. The board is litter with corpses of newbies that came in with attitudes and thought they could "handle it". Its a rarity when one actually does.

Am I arrogant? No. Just confident.
Do I have an ego? Maybe.
Do I care what you think of me? Not one fucking bit. But in good time, you too sir , will see the light.


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?



This message was edited by Grumpy on 5-8-02 @ 10:55 AM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:56 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I've taken bigger shits than you around here


i love when grumpy says that line
its funny because he takes shits bigger than himselve every time he shits
(ok maybe not funny)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, and I swear it was this big

PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

quote:

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Again we dance
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Geeeeey.



I hate to just pirate someone else's statement, but it's worth saying again...


It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
BlackJackGuillotine
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:48 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
Heh. I'm beginning to see why Anthony hates messageboards. Too many people acting all big and bad behind the confines of their PC who would NEVER step out in real life.

"I am the voice of damnnation, I am the hell within, I am the single ugly truth, I am the Sin to Sin." Sin To Sin by Silver Dust

njstrawberry
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Does anyone else have any USEFUL pointers here?


This place is a toilet. We all come here to take a shit. Every now and then we run out of toilet paper and the owner of the house asks for some money to buy some more. Sometimes, the septic backs up and we have a mess around here for days that can leave an awful stentch for about a month.

Try not to piss on the magazine rack.



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:57 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Too many people acting all big and bad behind the confines of their PC who would NEVER step out in real life.


Once again, you've proven your ignorance, deek! Now why don't you be a good little french fag and find a german schlong to shove up your ass while you surrender to him.


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

njstrawberry
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Too many people acting all big and bad behind the confines of their PC who would NEVER step out in real life.


You have it all wrong, deek. Grumpy isn't afraid to step out. He's afraid of being stepped on.



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 12:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Heh. I'm beginning to see why Anthony hates messageboards. Too many people acting all big and bad behind the confines of their PC who would NEVER step out in real life.
You still don't get it man. It's all about being a wise-ass and having fun. Sure, some people are a little more harsh with the way they word things, but that's the beauty of it!

Grow a thick-skin really fast, dude. Why don't you try looking over earlier postings - and I don't mean this week's, I mean go back a few months, and see how things operate around here. If you do that and you still don't get it, you might as well put out that white flag (not that you'll find that hard to do anyway).


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

Apparently some people don't like the black box - they're just jealous that they don't have one...pfffft!


njstrawberry
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 12:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

It's all about being a wise-ass and having fun.


And all this time I was here for the latest news about the mid east. I feel cheated.



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 12:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
Had enough yet, Jacque?



"Look at that BUTT" - NY Post
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 12:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Why is it that people blame others for their own stupidity?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


njstrawberry
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 2:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Why is it that people blame others for their own stupidity?


Hey, Jacqueer, the lady is asking you a question.



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 6:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Does anyone else have any USEFUL pointers here?
go sit on a bicycle sprocket :-p

you too grumpy



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 7:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Yes, my real name. I have very cruel parents.
What you see as cruel, I see as astute. But my intention was to bring attention to your bizarre need to immediately declare your name to everyone as if we'd either recognize it, or want to be your friend.



"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."
BlackJackGuillotine
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 9:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
You really think you are the world's toughest shit, don't you? Acting all big and bad with your thick framed glasses and your pocket protector with Thesaurus in hand so you can sound at least halfway intelligent. Please. Your threats to drive me to all points of insanity only make me chuckle. And one more time, you thick skulled she-male, you fail MISERABLY. You are so far down on the food chain that you aren't even consumable . So keep it up, Junior. Maybe someday you will think up something worth reading.

"I am the voice of damnnation, I am the hell within, I am the single ugly truth, I am the Sin to Sin." Sin To Sin by Silver Dust



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