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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Bad pick-up lines | ||||
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| Arthur Dent | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:16 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00  | I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw. Ok, your turn. *Yes, I'm still bored.*  To be adopted by me, e-mail me at robert_rhoffm@yahoo.com IM only possible at night. Need to e-mail me first. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. | ||||
| Fyfetallica | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:17 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck? Thanx to NiceSignDeek for the O & A art Newly adopted by Drunk Boy | ||||
| NJDude | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 00 | That dress would look real good on my floor next to my bed. E-Mail Me | ||||
| Rommel | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:23 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Look Beautiful, Brad Pitt isn't walkin' through that door tonight, but I'm here. So where we goin' after closin' ? This same exact line worked for me back in the late '80's when Stallone was the du jour...;) Some say it's bad, but it's all in the tone, and approach...  Jeder oder Keiner, Alles oder Nichts | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Did it hurt? What? When you fell from heaven?? Looking for somebody to adopt | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:28 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Do your feet hurt? Cause you've been runnin through my mind all day.  If there are any newbies out there that still need or want to be adopted, my info is in my profile. Get in contact with me. Check out my other sigs: Visit this Website "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- "Whats a SIG PIC and how do I get one?" Jesus you gotta love utter stupidity. | ||||
| Fyfetallica | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Was youe dad a Baker? Cause you have Nice Buns!! Thanx to NiceSignDeek for the O & A art Newly adopted by Drunk Boy | ||||
| ErectTongue | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Those are the whitest teeth I've ever cum across! | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | What time is it? Well, since you're so good with numbers, why don't you give me yours... I always get this one, which isn't even creative, just lame, something like: Wow, you have gorgeous legs If you go to Sleazeside and attempt to walk the boardwalk, some guys will by-pass the pick-up lines all together and just grab your ass [sarcasm]yeah, that's a really great way to pick up a woman.[/sarcasm]   | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Martha? Ventriliquist Detective capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Nice Glasses. Are they spluge splater resistant? I don't want to shoot your eyes out later.  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Fyfetallica | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:41 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Do you have any Irish in you?? Would you like some?? Thanx to NiceSignDeek for the O & A art Newly adopted by Drunk Boy | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:43 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | "pssst!" - A popular line among thugs, I doubt it ever works. My personal favorite: "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Yes" "Would you ever cheat on him?" "No" "Will you hold still, while I do?"
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| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Some funny lines I heard Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!! I may not be Fred Flinstone but I sure can make your bed rock. The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word. Hi, do you want to have children?(assuming the answer is no) Ok then, can we just practice? If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. Yo baby I bust more nuts than a squirrel. Teens, making the world a better place to live in. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Hey baby, want to lock crotches and swap gravy? Lets go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.  Friend of Pedro Guerrero. | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Is that windex in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants? E-F-F-E-C-T! A smooth operator operating correctly... | ||||
| atomic punk | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:47 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | ::sees spitfire 421 and o&aswallow have replied:: "Do you spit or swallow?"  One of Spitfire 421's adopted brats I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm | ||||
| NJDude | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 00 | quote: Hey that's what I do!!! E-Mail Me | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | You ain't too ugly. "I use you for good board I'm not your friend" Guided by Dryblood. | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Can i borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her i just met the girl of my dreams.... Are those real? (my personal fav ;))  | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Forget the ass, I grab their boobs.   Trainwreck Radio | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | This one is to funny not to post. Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out? Friend of Pedro Guerrero. | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Wow! That was a mouthful Drunken GW. I doubt I could of spit that out after 9 buds & 2 shots of Jagger.... It would of came out more like: "The numbers say you need some. Are you getting some?" (don't forget the slurring!) E-F-F-E-C-T! A smooth operator operating correctly... This message was edited by Rog2K on 3-16-01 @ 11:00 AM | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:00 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Want to go back to my place, get a pizza, and fuck? What's the matter, you don't like pizza?
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| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Let's just cut out all the bullshit and the pretending...are we gonna fuck or what? It's time for the smoking of the green! St' Patty's Day  capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
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