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Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Officer, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 8:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Strategery


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 10:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I had a tuna on an english muffin with iced tea. popcorn for desert.

katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 2:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?



Visit this Website

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 7:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a very cunning linguist. :-D

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist
posted on 05-23-2002 @ 11:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
No it's not too big. I'm sure you can take it. Trust me.

Yahoo sucks.  Just picture a baby flipping you off here.
It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 05-23-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Yes, I know I was going 90. And I would have gone faster if you hadn't pulled me over.

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 05-23-2002 @ 11:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
stop asking questions and suck it

Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 05-23-2002 @ 11:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Yes, I was only joking when I said I had Hepatitis. Now open your mouth and let me pinch your nostrils shut....

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-23-2002 @ 11:39 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i bought them at wallmart for 5 bucks


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-23-2002 @ 6:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I'll drop my pants at the softball game and show them off to the crowd.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-23-2002 @ 6:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I didn't notice his nose on my ass. I was busy.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


gpasadeek
skitchr4u
If I am logged in as Skitch, that means my split personality won today.
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 10:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
screw you, its because it is cold in here

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I need at towel handy to dry off.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
'Cause I'm allergic.


Go Heebs!

I am what I am, and I am IT!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 7:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
That was worth more than $40.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 7:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Silera must have left them here.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.


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