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SmarterChild
I am so fucking annoying Wanted: Dead or Alive
I finally fucked up and matched a banned member, so bye bye.
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Put your middle name together with the name of the first street you lived on. FOr example, if your middle name is Vinnie and the first street you lived on was Walnut Dr, your porn name would be Vinnie Walnut.

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This message was edited by SmarterChild on 5-25-02 @ 5:19 PM
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I don't have a middle name so, Silera Pinehurst.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Put your middle name together with the name of the first street you lived on.
No. I won't do it. And you can't make me.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I LOVE THIS THREAD EACH AND EVERY TIME SOMEONE POSTS IT!!!1111

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
remember i was always true


remember that i always tried


remember i loved only you


remember me and smile


for it's better to forget


than to remember me and cry





AlterEgoManiac
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
That makes me Brandon Salisbury. Oh Boy! The porno offers are gonna be rolling in now!
:(


Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

All right, children. Let's all point and laugh.


Squidward
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Willie Clymer. I'm waiting for the porno offers myself.

Jack Meehoff
Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Hi FTL...

Oh and on topic.. Adam Fountain


In the end it doesn't even matter
May Teh Funny Be With You

 

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Christopher Sulivan

Just makes me wanna grab my camcorder.




Av8er Radio
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AMY IS MY BITCH!



Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Your method sucks. With middle names, it's always too normal-sounding. You're supposed to do your first pet's name.

And I refuse to contribute on the grounds that this is a horrible thread.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
if i do it danked's way (the right way) it is:
Niko Anchor

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00

Keep your chin up, we're gonna turn this thing around.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

if i do it danked's way



Hey buddy, it's Danked. Get it right.

I'd be Bear Sulivan using Danked's method. So much better. :rolleyes:




Av8er Radio
[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]





AMY IS MY BITCH!



Squidward
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
If I do it Danked's way, it's Lucky Clymer.

Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Saba 42nd St

Well, it's not an exact science...


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
ok ok...let me try again....

If I do it Danked's way, it's Niko Anchor

wow...that does make a difference

edit:
If I do it Danked's way, it's Niko Anchor

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do



This message was edited by QuickStop on 5-25-02 @ 6:57 PM
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I'd prefer...

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KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.


This message was edited by Danked on 5-25-02 @ 6:56 PM
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
done and done

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
FirstTime LongTime
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 7:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02


Donato St. Paul...top THAT...




FUCK OBX!!!

At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley
Turk408
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 10:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
hmmm Peter Puritan...sounds like I would be in some kind of Thanxgiving themed porn...Peter Puritan really stuffs that turkey

A heavy dose of reality, with a shot of piss and vinegar
I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!!
kindredbabe
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Using Danked's method, I'm:

Benji Bush

:-D


Thank You, Barch

Too Much.

Not Enough.
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Spike Foster -- Wow, that actually sounds good.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
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Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

If you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...



The Rage - O - Holicz Are in 2nd place!
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Flash Meadow


Visit this Website

SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
My middle name is WAAAAAAY too Jewish to work... I don't like this version of the game... the other ones were better... :-p




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GO LIONS!!! Roar,... something about an alma mater on the Hudson shore... whatever

Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.
pantee man
Another asshole Isles fan who didn't say shit until they started winning.
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
mmmmmm rocky wellsley!!






Who can make the sun shine on a cloudy day?

The Pantee Man Can.
Evil Erik
Status free and disease-riddled
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 12:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Using SmarterChild's way: Conrad Shadow

That actually doesn't sound too bad.

Danked's way is Longview Shadow...sounds too Indian I think.



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