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sexkitten69
I have a skanky stretched out cunt, call me "Fingercuffs"
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 2:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
okay apparently i underestimated men...i was informed last night that guys not only buzz their balls but do take a razor to them...somwhow i always thought guys would be afraid of going that close to their boys...but i guess if i can get a brazilian bikini wax...anything is possible

question: spit or swallow?
swallow...of course
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 2:41 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
my boyfriend & many guy friends do.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


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This message was edited by Drusilla on 5-26-02 @ 2:44 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 05-26-2002 @ 2:42 PM      
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Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
that's just gross



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 2:48 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Yes it cuts down on air resistance. The girls appreciate that little extra touch when your delivering the goods. It's similar to the way swimmers shave down there to get that extra percent of a percent of a percent increase in speed. If you really wanna show her what you got, fuck her in a hot tub.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Danked
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posted on 05-26-2002 @ 2:52 PM      
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bluetarp you ain't...


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barch97
BBTB
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Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 05-26-2002 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

that's just gross
but, she shaves... :-D



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The more things change...
The more they stay the same.



This message was edited by barch97 on 5-26-02 @ 3:09 PM
NovChik06
I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 3:08 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

that's just gross


quote:

but, she shaves...


Yeah,it's also disturbing..



How quick the sun can, drop away
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass
Of what was everything
All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...
All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll ever be...

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Hey, NovChik06!!!
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
yeah... but, she shaves... :-D



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The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

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posted on 05-26-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
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This thread was better when I started it.

Hoo Hoo

It's called the "search" button.

Look into it.






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I'll play with it, baby!

barch97
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The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 05-26-2002 @ 3:23 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
No, really... she "shaves" :-D



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

NovChik06
I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 3:24 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

yeah... but, she shaves...


Ok, I get that.. but it is disgusting and disturbing



How quick the sun can, drop away
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass
Of what was everything
All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...
All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll ever be...

E-mail me!

Hey, NovChik06!!!
sexkitten69
I have a skanky stretched out cunt, call me "Fingercuffs"
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 3:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
quote:

This thread was better when I started it.

Hoo Hoo

It's called the "search" button.

Look into it.



someone's on the rag

question: spit or swallow?
swallow...of course
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01




}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
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JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
That has to be the hottest thing I ever saw.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 3:59 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
sorry, i meant:





}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 4:02 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
bmp files suck


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

FoundryMusicJJ
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posted on 05-26-2002 @ 4:45 PM      
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quote:

do you bic your balls?



Um.........no.


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posted on 05-26-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
How do you screw without a scrotum?

Oh, and about that swimmer thing... why not just chop your dick off to reduce drag? I mean, you got a big bulge increasing your effective surface area... whats the point? Take the balls off too, and replace them with propellors...




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slackjaw
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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 7:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Danked my friend, I bow to you. You are officially the new champion of obscure references and callbacks.

Danked.... king of teh funney :-D



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posted on 05-27-2002 @ 2:07 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
didn't we determine that if i get a reference it's not really all that obscure?



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posted on 05-27-2002 @ 4:17 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Shave my balls? I'm not sure I shave my balls.

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posted on 05-27-2002 @ 5:43 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
This topic is gay.


But is it ART

ClusterF@#$
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 1:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Um.........no.



JJ... the implication was that you must have hair on your balls to Bic them. Let us know when you grow some, little man, and get back to us about the bic part!!!!!



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Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 1:44 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
I have a veritable forest down there.



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