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TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:17 AM      
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Who wants to see a fat ex Playboy model who is best known as marrying an old guy for his money.

quote:
Looking to go where no reality series - not even MTV's ``The Osbournes'' - has gone before, E! Entertainment Television announced yesterday it will build a new reality series around ex-model, ex-Playmate and ex-wife to an oil tycoon, Anna Nicole Smith.


``The Anna Nicole Smith Show,'' which is set to debut in August, will give viewers an insider's look at the outlandish life of the former Guess? jeans model who in March won $88 million in a court battle against the son of her late husband over her inheritance.

``My life is a roller coaster,'' Smith said. ``People won't be able to stop watching once they tune in.''

Featured in the weekly show will be Smith's 16-year-old son Daniel and her purple-haired assistant Kim, who sports a tattoo of Smith on her upper arm.

Smith's buttoned-down attorney will be by the star's side for much of the show, too, just in case legal problems pop up. E! is banking on Smith to do for it what Ozzy Osbourne did for MTV - win big ratings and plenty of magazine covers.


RonRon5477
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:25 AM      
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What are you talking about?!?! Anna Nicole Smith is HOT!!! Granted what she did to that old guy was HORRIBLE!! but you can't tell me that you wouldn't shove your meat thermometer inside that hot pocket... COME ON!


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TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
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The point is now everyone wants to have the same thing Ozzy had. We got the PDiddy show coming up and more people want their own show.

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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
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Unless I'm gonna be able to see her funbags, it's not worth my time. (And since it's on E!, if she does show them, they'll be pixelated - so I don't think I'll bother wih this one).


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I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:59 AM      
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This show will have good ratings for two weeks then drop as low as D&M in NYC.


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This show is gonna be over faster than Magic Johnsons career as a late night talkshow host.


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ChuckyKnuckles
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 12:27 PM      
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quote:
Smith, who said she had kicked an
addiction to pain killers and alcohol, added
that her life was now dull, consisting mostly of
court dates and staying at home with her son,
but said she was willing to "hit some bars" if it
would make for good television.


Well I'm gonna run out and buy a 36 inch TV
right now so I can watch every second of this
riveting program.




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posted on 05-30-2002 @ 12:36 PM      
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quote:
This show will have good ratings for two weeks then drop as low as D&M in NYC.


Maybe they will do a guest spot like they did on King of Queens. :-D





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Lord Slug
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 12:37 PM      
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They forgot to announce all of the 'old man' diseases she has. [Sarcasm] Boy, I am so excited for this one. I see a TNN made for TV movie staring Rosie! [/Sarcasm]

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TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 12:39 PM      
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Or maybe she can start trashing Ozzy on tv. And than go on a 3 day suspension.

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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 3:03 PM      
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Two things.

First, the Ozzy show was renewed for a second season.

Second, Smith is not interesting enough to read an article about let alone to watch. She's not even a has-been celebrity!!!!!!! God, I hope this fails miserably just to show people that even though you have cameras following you, you're not going to get ratings. I doubt that this will even do good ratings the first week because nobody knows who she is!!!!



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Suzie
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Why would anybody watch this? Hmmmm, I can think of 2 reasons:



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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
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quote:
...hot pocket
Mmm... Yummy :-D



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I swear it was this big		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 4:39 PM      
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Kazaa.

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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 6:04 PM      
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Oh, I get it Suzie. A show about cameras following around a girl with big tits. It sounds fantastic! Sign me up for the DVD collection!



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I give it atleast a month before the fucking show is cancelled.


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