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IrishAlkey
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 6:52 PM      
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When I was realy little, I was running through my living room and apparently tripped over something, crashing face first into an end table. My face was covered in blood so my mom started freaking out thinking I had split my skull in two; it turned out to only be a gash over my right eye. The somewhat humeroUs part of this story is the fact that, while this was going on, my dad was in our backyard cutting wood with a chainsaw. My mom was going crazy, but had to settle herself enough to get my father's attention and lure him into the house without freaking the shit out of him, causing him to sever a limb. When I arrived at the hospital, a plastic surgeon happened to be on duty, so I was left with only a tiny scar where my right eyebrow is; yay for me.

I'll try and recall another childhood memory for you all later.






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I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
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Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 7:07 PM      
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when i was like 6 or 7, i was taking my bike out of the backyark and i tripped. i fell and hit my face on the fence lock (the ones that have the little latch that flaps over the peg on the swinging door). well, my tooth went through my lip. it sucked ass. no scar or anything though.

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I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
katylina
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JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 7:15 PM      
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Do you know I never leanred how to ride a bike?


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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
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JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 7:23 PM      
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Me and my sister used to play out on the fire escape all the time. My Mom would always come to our room and make us come back in, but we never listened to her. We lived on the third floor, and the next building over was only a story high so we'd climb onto that roof and play.

One day, my Mom went to the neighbor's house, and we went out to the fire escape immediately. I fell through the ladder opening two flights onto the roof. My sister didn't want to get in trouble, so she calmy got back inside the house, closed the window and gate and started to play with her Barbies.

When my Mom got back, she told her I went to play with someone in the building. An hour and a half later, someone tending their laundry saw me lying unconscious on the roof and called my Mom. I spent two nights in the hospital.

I have many more, I remember them all.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 7:24 PM      
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When I was 7, I asked my father, "when does a person start to die?"

He said, "the day that they are born."

He's dead now.

I hope Alkey finds that "humEroUs."



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



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Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 7:35 PM      
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When I was about 7 or 8 I got bit in the face by my aunt's fear-driven Doberman Pinscher. I have a nice scar in my right eyebrow. You'd think I would be afraid of dogs, but, I'm not. :-D


Until you stalk and overrun, You can't devour anyone. - Hobbes

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 7:38 PM      
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quote:
I hope Alkey finds that "humEroUs."



I hate LiquidIce.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

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Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 8:02 PM      
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quote:
When I was realy little, I was running through my living room and apparently tripped over something, crashing face first into an end table. My face was covered in blood so my mom started freaking out thinking I had split my skull in two; it turned out to only be a gash over my right eye... I was left with only a tiny scar where my right eyebrow is
Alkey, it's truly fucking scary how parallel our lives are. I don't even have to type my story now, because you already did, word for word. You frighten me.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 8:05 PM      
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One time I was playing in this kids living room and he was running across the room and I put my foot out....


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!



This message was edited by diceisgod on 5-30-02 @ 8:10 PM
goatweed
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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 8:08 PM      
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When I was a kid, my mother swears that I used to sleepwalk - to the point that I made it out to the street one night (I don't recall any of the times I supposedly did this). Since I live in suburbia, the street wasn't exactly busy, but she was frantic and even considered bringing me in for hypnosis or something to try and break the habit.

So far, my wife hasn't mentioned me doing it, but if I ever need to sneak out I suppose I can pull that card out of my sleeve :)


Do you wanna kill a kitten? Click me!!


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

Wanna play with my wood....panelling?


SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 8:27 PM      
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I Spoke as a Child
Todd Snider


Everyone has days like I'm having,
Holdin on to anything that I can,
To keep myself from anything but laughing,
Looking back as far as I can stare.
Out my window winter is almost over,
I can no more see the sun behind these clouds,
Lookin' back on where I was one year ago today,
Laughing at the shape I'm in now.

When I was a child I spoke as a child
But all I heard was how I should get ahead,
Now growing up it ain't anything but all
This indecision with these debts and doubts
And worries hanging over my head.
When I was a child I spoke as a child,
I wish I could remember what I said.

I'd like to find that old time feelin',
Somewhere in between what I've become,
Somewhere down the line it must have seemed appealing,
So I suppose that it must work for some,
But I wanna go back to going crazy,
Believing every word that I was told,
You know sometimes growing up I think I'm getting wiser
And then other times I think I'm getting old.

When I was a child I spoke as a child,
But all I heard was how I should get ahead.
Now growing up it ain't anything but all this
Indecision with these debts and doubts and
Worries hangin' over my head.
When I was a child I spoke as a child,
I wish I could remember what I said.
When I was a child I spoke as a child,
God I wish I could remember what I said.




AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 8:57 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
When I was a kid, my mother swears that I used to sleepwalk
i used to sleepwalk, too. i used to just stand in peoples bedroom doorways and stare at them. once, i walked down a flight of stairs and stood in my sisters doorway until she woke up. then she said "go back upstairs" and i responded with "okay" and went back to bed.

i was at my cousins once and i woke up with a garbage pale next to me. i asked him about it and he said that i woke him up in the middle of the night and told him i was sick so he gave me a pale to throw up in.

all of this was while i was asleep. i havent done it in a few years though


My Sigpics and such...
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I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I chipped my tooth two times. The worst one is hard to describe. My shoe lace got caught in the rivit from my slide and I was going across the monkey bars with my shoe was stuck on the slide. For some reason I let go and swung into a metal bars. My tooth flaked. It does'nt look to bad now. I fell off my bike one time and lost the fluid in my knee so that hurts to this day. I slipped when I was 4 and split my head open on my radiator. I was always getting hurt and driving my mom crazy.

NovChik06
I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 10:58 PM      
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When I was 6 I went to a pool party fell in the pool hit my head at the bottom of it and almost drowned. Also that same day I was running to the car and I fell, landed on and broke my nose.



How quick the sun can, drop away
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass
Of what was everything
All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...
All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll ever be...
E-mail me!

Hey, NovChik06!!!
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
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quote:
When I was 6 I went to a pool party fell in the pool hit my head at the bottom of it and almost drowned. Also that same day I was running to the car and I fell, landed on and broke my nose.


Am I awful for admitting that this made me giggle? Sorry hon!


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Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
Do you know I never leanred how to ride a bike?

Have you had the chance to lick a dike?

WNEWs GIRL Gets my dick hard!
Irish Alkey has Mantits
Barch got cock
CRX Girls sig is hot!
I hate that douchebag 1888RUSTYTROMBONE
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:39 PM      
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quote:
Have you had the chance to lick a dike?


No, but I had sex with this dude named Mike.


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Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Steinberg right, that mike is a kike?

WNEWs GIRL Gets my dick hard!
Irish Alkey has Mantits
Barch got cock
CRX Girls sig is hot!
I hate that douchebag 1888RUSTYTROMBONE
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:42 PM      
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Yeah- up the ass is what he does like.


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Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
Yeah- up the ass is what he does like.

Does this mike, prefer salmon or pike?

Katylina makes me blast!
WNEWs GIRL Gets my dick hard!
Irish Alkey has Mantits
Barch got cock
CRX Girls sig is hot!
I hate that douchebag 1888RUSTYTROMBONE



This message was edited by Fast Freddy on 5-30-02 @ 11:47 PM
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:50 PM      
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He prefers fish sticks.


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Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
He prefers fish sticks.

Fish sticks you say, do they come from the bay?

Katylina makes me blast!
WNEWs GIRL Gets my dick hard!
Irish Alkey has Mantits
Barch got cock
CRX Girls sig is hot!
I hate that douchebag 1888RUSTYTROMBONE
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:51 PM      
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quote:
Do you know I never leanred how to ride a bike?
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Have you had the chance to lick a dike?
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No, but I had sex with this dude named Mike.
--------------------------------------------------
Steinberg right, that mike is a kike?
--------------------------------------------------
Yeah- up the ass is what he does like.
--------------------------------------------------
But does this mike prefer salmon or pike?
Hey! You people are defiling Alkey's thread with your rhyming. Show some respect, he would never do something like that to you or any of your threads! Respect the man, dammit, he's pouring his little heart out to us here. Fuckers.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
Hey! You people are defiling Alkey's thread with your rhyming. Show some respect, he would never do something like that to you or any of your threads! Respect the man, dammit, he's pouring his little heart out to us here. Fuckers.

as for jellies, do you prefer welch's or smuckers

Katylina makes me blast!
WNEWs GIRL Gets my dick hard!
Irish Alkey has Mantits
Barch got cock
CRX Girls sig is hot!
I hate that douchebag 1888RUSTYTROMBONE
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-31-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
Fuckers.

Ohh I like that. I just can't help myself around you.


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