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Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 06-03-2002 @ 7:02 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white T-shirt in the rain. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. Same work... more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch or fart is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Your pals can be trusted never to ask you: "So, notice anything different?" One mood, ALL the damn time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Everything on your face stays its original color. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: "He must be mad at me." You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You don't have to shave below your neck. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. LETâ€™S GO YANKEES!!!!! E-Mail Me Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 06-03-2002 @ 7:18 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Let's not forget...... You don't HAVE to fake it, you can always get yours In the event that you DON'T get yours.... you are perfectly content to finish the job in the bathroom and go to sleep. You can wear the same suit/ tux for as many years as it fits. I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit! AIM

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 06-03-2002 @ 7:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	I can get some whenever I want without having to pay for it though. Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 06-03-2002 @ 7:27 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	quote: I can get some whenever I want without having to pay for it though. That's not necessarily true of ALL women. quote: The world is your urinal. I cannot think of a single greater thing about being male. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" The more things change... The more they stay the same.

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 06-03-2002 @ 9:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	You can piss and tap dance at the same time. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.	posted on 06-03-2002 @ 10:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	You can rely on forwarded emails for thread material. Go Heebs! I am what I am, and I am IT!

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 06-03-2002 @ 10:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	the 20 second "it's still good" rule for food that has fallen on the floor. AIM \| E-MAIL I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 06-03-2002 @ 10:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I just forwarded this thread to ten people. I'm going to buy a lottery ticket. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!	posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Never having a period or pms or having to give birth. Why aren't there any spics on star trek? They ain't gonna work in the 24th century either! :-p Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!! HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 GO NETS!!

heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 1:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01	quote: In the event that you DON'T get yours.... you are perfectly content to finish the job in the bathroom and go to sleep. How unfortunate for you

TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 8:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: How unfortunate for you Of course not every one can have snuka and cbh play poker on their backs :-p :-p Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!! HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 GO NETS!!

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 8:48 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Of course not every one can have snuka and cbh play poker on their backs Sure they can. How did you manage evade them? KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 8:52 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: How did you manage evade them? He didn't evade them, he was invaded by them many times over. LETâ€™S GO YANKEES!!!!! E-Mail Me Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 8:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: How did you manage evade them? Only those who wore the hockey helmets on the bus know that secret :-D :-D Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!! HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 GO NETS!!

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