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TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 12:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	With Kiss Kondoms. You have got to be f'n kidding me. The article I read about this says they will have an Ozzy Osbourne and a P Diddy condom. Visit this Website

mikehern JBA gave a cool status to mikehern	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 12:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 02	quote: The "Tongue Lubricated" Kondoms featuring Gene Simmons How would you like the job of applying the lubricant? :eek: Montani Semper Liberi

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 12:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Hey, my good friend, TW, you are 1 pixel over the limit. What are ya gonna do about that? Well?? lol AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 1:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Teenweek....If it was me, I'd stick that pixel straight up his enigmatic ass. Oh, hi Slash :-D Av8er Radio [AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail] AMY IS MY BITCH!

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 2:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Slash is my buddy. He can't pick on me for cut and pasting newsstories so he has to get me for being one pixel over the limit. :-p

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 2:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Hey, it isn't my fault that I have to make my own fun around here. av8er, why don't you tell us why you were born again? AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 9:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: av8er, why don't you tell us why you were born again? No. Av8er Radio [AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail] AMY IS MY BITCH!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 9:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: No. C'mon, for your old pal, Saul? AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 06-04-2002 @ 10:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: C'mon, for your old pal, Saul? No. For the record, I don't trust anyone that uses the word 'pal'. Av8er Radio [AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail] AMY IS MY BITCH!

HOSPITALIANO	posted on 06-05-2002 @ 10:21 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I find it fitting since Gene Simmons is the biggest dick in the world. But if you choose not to use the kiss condom and do get Aids and die, Gene still has you covered with the kiss coffin. Freaking whores. [Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm] What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead. With friends like these, who needs enemies? No Crew Needed,MSN Messenger name: good2goguy

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 06-05-2002 @ 11:51 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: No. For the record, I don't trust anyone that uses the word 'pal'. How 'bout for your buddy Saul? AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: How 'bout for your buddy Saul? Ok, I was born because the doctor screwed up. I was supposed to be an abortion. Av8er Radio [AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail] AMY IS MY BITCH!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	No reason to be shy. We're all friends here. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Evil Dead Ash G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade	posted on 06-05-2002 @ 3:40 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	It's amazing how money hungry Gene Simmons is. :rolleyes:

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 06-05-2002 @ 5:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: We're all friends here. What's this 'we' shit? You got a mouse in your pocket? Av8er Radio [AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail] AMY IS MY BITCH!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 06-05-2002 @ 6:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Would you like me to give you a 'mouse'? AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 06-05-2002 @ 6:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Oh Saul, you slay me. Av8er Radio [AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail] AMY IS MY BITCH!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 06-05-2002 @ 6:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Well, does that mean you will say it? AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 06-05-2002 @ 6:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Would you like me to give you a 'mouse'? Someone called? :-D "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" *Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...*

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 06-05-2002 @ 6:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	It. Av8er Radio [AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail] AMY IS MY BITCH!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 06-05-2002 @ 6:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Why are you all inhibited about telling us now? :confused: AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	PLASTER CASTER Gene Simmons Baby's getting anxious, the hour's getting late The night is almost over, she can't wait Oh, things are complicating, my love is in her hands And there's no more waiting, she understands The plaster's gettin' harder and my love is perfection A token of my love for her collection (her collection) Plaster caster, grab a hold of me faster And if you wanna see my love, just ask her And my love is the plaster And yeah, she's the collector She wants me all the time to inject her The plaster's gettin' harder and my love is perfection A token of my love for her collection Plaster caster {plaster caster} Grab a hold of me faster (plaster, faster) And if you wanna see my love, just ask her (ask her) C'mon on, ask her... [Solo] The plaster's gettin' harder and my love is perfection A token of my love for her collection (her collection) Plaster caster {plaster caster} Grab a hold of me faster (plaster, faster) And if you wanna see my love, just ask her (ask her) Plaster caster {plaster caster} She wants my love to last her (last her, last her) And she calls me by the name of master (master) Plaster caster (plaster caster) Grab a hold of me faster (plaster, faster) If you wanna see my love, just ask her (ask her) Plaster caster (plaster caster) Grab a hold of me faster (plaster, faster) And if you wanna see my love, just ask her (ask her) Plaster caster, plaster caster Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

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