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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: The Ballad Of The Blind Man
OzzLord_99
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
I come before you
To stand behind you
To tell you of something
I know nothing about
Admission is free
So pay at the door
There are plenty of chairs
So have a seat on the floor
Now I will end…..

One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Pulled out swords and shot each other
A deaf policewoman heard the noise
She came over to arrest those two dead boys
A no-legged man strolled through it all
He kicked that policewoman dead smack in her balls

Meanwhile back at the ranch
An unloaded truck full of bricks
Ran over a dead cat and damn near killed it
If you don’t believe my story is true
Go ask the blind guy cause he saw it too

I see said the blind man to his deaf dog
As he picked up his hammer and saw




I'm the SweetHeart! That's The A-Hole Over There!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
wait when did this turn into the entertainment forum, im lost


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THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big

mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
I once was lost but now I'm found





Montani Semper Liberi

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:30 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
no im not found, im still very lost
HELP!!!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big

mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
it's the first star on the right, then straight on till morning





Montani Semper Liberi

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:39 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
clap your hands so tinker bell could live


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big

mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
I don't wanna grow up





Montani Semper Liberi

JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
if you're happy and you know it clap your hands


AIM/E-mail

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
It is better to have loved and then lost, than to have never loved at all.


Do you wanna kill a kitten? Click me!!


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

Wanna play with my wood....panelling?


Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I thought this thread was about Dave

Lord Slug
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Kum ba yah? *knock**knock* anyone out there?
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01




Here in this collapsed lung of a borough
There is no sunlight
The sunlight is manufactured in a windowless room
Distant and incoherent
Businessmen hang themselves

-PARIS IN FLAMES


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!



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