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DreamWeaver
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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Last night was my first trip to a go go bar. It started when Me, Brokenjaw and some friends passed Cabaret, home of Jackie the Knife Girl. We decided my friend needed to see a little T&A because he just found out his uncle died. So the next stop was Heartbreakers. We walk in and Brokenjaw knows everyone in the place(Geez, come here often ;)) Although they don't get completely nude, it was still hot seeing girls in thongs and high heels. In the room across from where we sat were the lap dances...I'll have to try that next time.But for the first time I stuck a dollar in some girls boobs(Brokenjaw was in the bathroom for that one). All the women there where hot and had nice legs and great asses. So all in all, I had a good time. Something about that place made me horny, I wonder what it was.I must say, my next trip will have to be somewhere with a little more nudity..Why do women always seem to have a problem with their men going to these places..I don't see what all the fuss is about. OK, just thought I'd share that with ya.


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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
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Nice story...but did ya have to leave in broken? ;)


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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
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Why am I sporting wood all of a sudden?

Sorry Brokenjaw, but that was fucking HOT




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Ronreddog
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
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Well, Dream, thanks for sharing. I have not been to one in a very long time. They really never did much for me. Not that I don't like seeing women naked, but, the tease factor sucks!

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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
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i haven't been to one ever (insert bashing from one of the two chicks here ;) ), but i just turned 18, so hopefully soon. after reading this, i might have to :)


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Corinthia
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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This one time at band camp....
I went to a strip club and started chatting with the strippers..I dont know what came over me to tell them I was a stripper too..and oddly enough they believed me!! I guess they were not looking closely enough to determine that I had no hooters to hoot!!
Its def alot of fun to go with your guy...and yea I agree with you DW, I could care less if my guy went out witht the guys to one!
And to be quite honest with ya, Id rather go to a female strip club then go to Chippengays!!





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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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quote:

i haven't been to one ever (insert bashing from one of the two chicks here ), but i just turned 18, so hopefully soon. after reading this, i might have to



WHAT THE FUCK DO U MEAN U HAVENT GONE TO ONE YET AND YOURE 18

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
I EVEN TOLD U TOLD U TO GO, I KEEP REMINDING YOU

you disgust me
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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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Amy

darthziggy
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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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well, it took her over 10 minutes, but i'll give it to her. good job amy, thanx *coughcoughbratcoughbitchcoughcough* - must have caught something, like you ;)
now if our friend were here i'd be in big trouble, but thankfully that will wait.


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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
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fez i was yelling at him
thus then caps is good

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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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and fez, even if she weren't yelling, i don't think she would have noticed or cared ;) tool


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DreamWeaver
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Sorry Dog, no participation in the ass contest for me. I was thiking about it but I really don't want my ass all over the internet, I only share it with my close personal friends;)


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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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quote:

I only share it with my close personal friends


Can I be your fr-- Ahh, never mind... :)




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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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Damn DW. I walked in here all excited thinking you were going to describe another "first time". Oh well tisk, tisk.

Strip clubs are Ok, full nudity definately better, but too many prudish municipalities around.

Once I went with a bunch of friends to Vegas for the weekend for one of the guys bachelor party. I got stuck being the designated driver. We hit just about every club in Vegas. It's not quite as fun when you are sober all night.


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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
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quote:

Why am I sporting wood all of a sudden?

Sorry Brokenjaw, but that was fucking HOT




LMAO Rookie I know its hot hell I was there and reading about it make me hot, lol god damn.

quote:

Nice story...but did ya have to leave in broken?


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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 4:58 PM      
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Brokenjaw you went to a stripclub with hot horny chicks and you didnt invite the mods as a token of your appreciation?





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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 5:33 PM      
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Gonzo I would have invited you but there were no underage philpino boys there. Thats on Sundays

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This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 3-17-01 @ 5:35 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
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quote:

Gonzo I would have invited you but there were no underage philpino boys there. Thats on Sundays



Ohh my bad then bro, ignore that strike, it's been stricken from the records. Hey you goin this sunday? can i tag along?

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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 6:26 PM      
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quote:

Ohh my bad then bro, ignore that strike, it's been stricken from the records. Hey you goin this sunday? can i tag along?




Sorry bro not going this week, I have enough stock for my kiddie stew, next week though most deffanitly

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DreamWeaver
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 6:50 PM      
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Gonzo, you can come with me, Im going without the bf;)I just hope there are young phillipino girls there


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
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if it weren't for the devs logo on the sig, i think i'd be in love ;) ;) - altho, being a hockey chick in general is good! :)
oh, and bj, this is just a joke, so don't get all mad on me

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This message was edited by darthziggy on 3-17-01 @ 6:59 PM
Brokenjaw
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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 7:04 PM      
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quote:

oh, and bj, this is just a joke, so don't get all mad on me



Dude its all good. By the way when your ready to go to a strip club let me know, i know lost a places and lots a people. (i worked for alot of them)

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darthziggy
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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 7:14 PM      
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thanx for the tip dude. but only if you take the chick w/ you ;) ;)


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Brokenjaw
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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 7:21 PM      
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I dont think that will be a problem will it DreamWeaver?

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This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 3-17-01 @ 7:23 PM
DreamWeaver
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 7:24 PM      
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Nope not at all, as long as Ziggy buys me a lap dance


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris


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