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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 06-21-2002 @ 8:01 PM      
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I sure as hell didn't know. He told me stories about how he toked up on some good weed from Panama while he was in the Army, but this was over 25 years ago.

I always figured something like this was up, and he always denied it, but today my brother found a pot stem and some seeds in an ash tray in his room today. Let's see him explain this one away.

I personally don't have too much of a problem with it, but he didn't have to lie about it.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

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posted on 06-21-2002 @ 8:08 PM      
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Find out if he gets good shit, I might be interested in "doing business".

Seriously, he may have hid it because drug use is not something that's generally easy to discuss - especially with family members - Unless you live in a trailer park where it's the daily-routine.


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posted on 06-21-2002 @ 8:10 PM      
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posted on 06-21-2002 @ 8:34 PM      
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Here's an idea:

Maybe he hid it to protect you from it until you were old enough to handle it.

My father tried it once and hated it, a story backed up by my mother who openly admits to having smoked in the 60's.

That said, the line we always got growing up when we would ask him about drinking is " I got drunk once and was sick as a dog"

When I was like 22,23 he finally would tell us stories about how often he really got drunk.

His logic for lying to us? He didn't want to make it seem cool. In his eyes telling us the truth would have given us no reason not to drink. When we were old enough he knew that we were mature enough to handle it.


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posted on 06-21-2002 @ 8:38 PM      
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Oh shit stems and seeds?? Smoke that shit!!

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posted on 06-21-2002 @ 8:40 PM      
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quote:

Smoke that shit!!
Is that you Fast Freddy?


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posted on 06-21-2002 @ 9:00 PM      
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goatweed, i'd think you'd know better.vinny isnt freddy.he's freddy's slightly less retarded younger brother



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posted on 06-22-2002 @ 12:15 AM      
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My dad still denies having had sex with my mother.






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posted on 06-22-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
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I personally don't have too much of a problem with it, but he didn't have to lie about it.

You sound like a fucking parent.


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posted on 06-22-2002 @ 11:23 AM      
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quote:

I sure as hell didn't know



We knew. :-D





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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 3:11 AM      
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I think that the only thing my dad has actually admitted to was doing opium. Pot wasn't really a big drunk in Poland back in the '70's. :P

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 6:05 AM      
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quote:

You sound like a fucking parent.

Well, SOMEONE has to be a responsible adult. It doesn't look like it's gonna be him.

I'm just lucky he keeps that shit in the house, instead of inside the car. I have to use the car a lot for things. If I had gotten pulled over, and a cop found that stuff in there, besides being arrested, I wouldn't be able to keep the Army job I have now.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

All right, children. Let's all point and laugh.


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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:26 AM      
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Yes, because as we all know, EVERYBODY who smokes weed is obviously irresponsible.




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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 12:22 PM      
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The fact that you smoke weed doesn't make you irresponsible. It's the fact that you know it's illegal(in most states) and do it anyway that makes you an irresponsible person.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

All right, children. Let's all point and laugh.


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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 1:56 PM      
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SO....it would be responsible to smoke weed if you didn't know that it was illegal?




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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
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quote:

The fact that you smoke weed doesn't make you irresponsible. It's the fact that you know it's illegal(in most states) and do it anyway that makes you an irresponsible person.




OHHH I SEE!!! So I guess you never drank beer before you were 21? You never drove your dads car without your seat belt on? Never drove faster then the posted speed limit? Never ever done something that you were not supposed to do????? You must be the most responsible person on the face of the earth.

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I'm just lucky he keeps that shit in the house, instead of inside the car. I have to use the car a lot for things. If I had gotten pulled over, and a cop found that stuff in there, besides being arrested, I wouldn't be able to keep the Army job I have now.




Get your own fuckin car then, Mr. Responsible.
I hate mother fuckers like you, all fucking high and mighty and shit. Take your fuckin responsible ass and go fuck your self.



AlterEgoManiac
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 6:02 PM      
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Morality has nothing to do with it, so stop putting words in my mouth. Hiding the fact that you use illegal drugs involves only two feelings. Those feelings are shame and fear.

It's hidden from friends and family because he/she is ashamed that they will think less of them for it, and lose their trust. I'm not a minor anymore, so this really doesn't apply to me.

It's hidden from the police because he/she is afraid of the legal ramifications of it being found. This is what I'm concerned with. You should see the rap sheet on my dad. Let's just say that it isn't in his best interest to be caught with this kind of stuff anymore. He's damned lucky he hasn't had to do any real jail time yet. He was out of work for a long time because of a police brutality incident which left him permanently disabled. He was just recently able to get a job that complied with his doctor's restrictions, and I don't want to see something happen to him that will cause him to be fired. He's a machinist by trade, and with his physical limitations and the fact that most companies are switching to computer controlled equipment now, his skills just aren't in high demand.

He's also been really depressed for a while, but he's too proud to admit it to himself and seek help. If he were to lose his job, that just might be the thing to throw him over the edge. Do you have any idea what it's like to be a small child, to wake up in the middle of the night, and walk into the bathroom to find a sink full of water and ice cubes, with a single razor laying beside it? It's happened more than once, and the only reason he wasn't able to go through with his plans was the fact he knew his child saw it all, and knew exactly what he had planned on doing?

If you have any idea how I felt when I saw these things, please feel free to contact me.


Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

All right, children. Let's all point and laugh.


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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
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quote:

It's hidden from the police because he/she is afraid of the legal ramifications of it being found.


I would be more concerned with the fact that you are not sure if your dad is a he or a she rather than if he/she smokes pot.


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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 11:19 PM      
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quote:

I would be more concerned with the fact that you are not sure if your dad is a he or a she rather than if he/she smokes pot.


I was speaking in general terms there. In my attempt to be politically correct, I used he/she in an attempt to apply my point to all people.

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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 10:25 AM      
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Thank you for the clarification, Professor smarty pockets. If you were a superhero you'd either be Narc-boy, or Captain Obvious.


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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:46 AM      
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quote:

a sink full of water and ice cubes, with a single razor laying beside it

Nothing but a cry for help. Everyone knows you have to sit in a bath of warm water to keep the blood flowing out of your slit wrist.

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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
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Personally, I'd like to be Captain Obvious.

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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 12:52 PM      
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I would agree that he probably hid it because he didn't want to be a "bad" influence. With many people, pot smoking kills motivation and if you want your kids to stay in school and such, you don't recommend pot smoking. You do it when they're older and have some sense of responsibility.

My mother was a little different, however. She openly smoked it around me and my brother. When I was a teenager, she said, "If you're going to do anything, smoke pot. I don't want you to drink." Her reasoning: alcohol is addictive and makes you sick, poisons your body. Is that the route I will take with my kids? Probably not. Although I do realize that you cannot hide things from kids. They do find out. I would rather be honest and have trust with my children. Of course, I'm not a mother yet, and my opinion may change later.



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