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IrishAlkey
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:35 PM      
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Who wouldn't get a kick out of seeing somebody dressed as a tampon?

I'll be wearing this outfit at Bar 9.








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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
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thats classic

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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:38 PM      
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going through novchiks trash again i see...



Startled by a knock at the door, you'll rise for the first time in two days to answer-
But you can only greet the visitor with one short statement -
Hello my name is distance and I really don't care if i never wake up again-


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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:41 PM      
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It's only a good costume if you use real Menstrual Blood - cow or pig blood just wont cut it.


Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

Wanna play with my wood....paneling?


barch97
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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
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I guess you wouldn't get the full effect if it weren't used? :rolleyes:


*Edit: btw... You may have beaten me to Veteran but, I did it without ever getting banned. :-P




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The more they stay the same.



This message was edited by barch97 on 6-23-02 @ 7:52 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I guess you wouldn't get the full effect if it weren't used?



Right.

Q-tip costumes are much less entertaining.

If I were going to dress up as a toilet bowl, I wouldn't be a clean bowl. I'd be a urine stained bowl with turds floating in my water.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:51 PM      
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quote:

barch97
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OH SNAP YO!!!!! OH SNAP!!!!! YOU BE THE SHIZNATTOBANGDIGGITY!!!!1




Startled by a knock at the door, you'll rise for the first time in two days to answer-
But you can only greet the visitor with one short statement -
Hello my name is distance and I really don't care if i never wake up again-


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
newbie


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:59 PM      
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quote:

I did it without ever getting banned.




Don't give me any shit just because Moron abuses his power.






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JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 8:36 PM      
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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
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Three tampons are walking down the street, which one do you talk to?...

None of them, they're all stuck up cunts.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!111



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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 10:04 PM      
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Fucking Billy I am glad you can make yourself laugh :-D :) :-D :) :-D :) ;)


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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
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A man in an airplane needs to use the restroom, but finds the men's room occupied. He asks a stewardess if it would be alright if he were to use the women's restroom. She replies that it would be OK, but warns him not to press the red button labeled "ATR." The man enters the restroom and takes care of business. Then he turns around and sees three buttons on the wall behind him. Out of curiosity, he presses the first, and he is sprayed with a stream of water. He figures "What the hell," and presses the second. This time he is wiped clean. Finally, he takes a look at the third button. He thinks for a second, then presses it. Everything goes black. The next thing he knows, he is in a hospital, and there is a great pain in his groin. Eventually, a nurse enters, and he asks, "What happened to me?".
She replies, "The third button you pushed was the one labeled 'ATR,' which stands for 'Automatic Tampon Removal.' Your balls are on your nightstand."


Flip Wilson found a magic lamp. As he rubbed the lamp, a genie popped out and awarded him three wishes. Flip thought for a while and said, "I want to be all white, up tight and out of sight." The genie asked if he was sure, because there could not be any changes later. Flip said yes, so the Genie went ZAP and Flip became a tampon.


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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 1:18 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I think the real challenge of wearing that costume is finding a girl wide enough to stick it in. :D

Yes, I'm a dork :P

Meekrob
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 1:25 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
What's the difference between Darryl Kile and Magic Johnson?

Kile's blood is more dangerous.

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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 1:36 AM      
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quote:

Don't give me any shit just because Moron abuses his power.
remind me to slap you





IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 6:20 AM      
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quote:

I think the real challenge of wearing that costume is finding a girl wide enough to stick it in.



I have no problems finding the wide ones.

Moron...

Slap me.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:01 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
katy pull my string and i talk. really when i just pulled it and i don;t hear anything yet

happy anal jim
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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:25 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
can i steal this idea at holloween alkey?

Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 12:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
I think this costume is hilarious! However, I would put more blood on it. The more it is used, the funnier it will be, IMO. Could get a wig and pretend it's pubes at the top tip, like it's just coming out!



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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
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Sure, skitch.

But only if I can borrow one of your personalities...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 2:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
You get a slap even though that made me burst out laughing. Been hanging out with the Staten Island girls, huh? ;)

quote:

I have no problems finding the wide ones.

Moron...

Slap me.





And yes that really is me, so stop asking! :P
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 3:10 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Been hanging out with the Staten Island girls, huh?




There's nothing wrong with doing a little window shoppin' at the dump. :eek:






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 3:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Hahaha. I'm just waiting for the SI people to start flaming now. :P


And yes that really is me, so stop asking! :P
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 3:18 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
they can afford computers?


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King



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