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Mistress Raevynne
Squid fucker
And an annoying, retarded, tons-of-fun cunt.
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 8:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
hey where r u? thats my favorite movie!!! did you know you can email bruce campbell at bcact@aol.com? post back love

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 8:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Here. Every thread Evil Dead Ash has posted in within the past 120 days. Stalk to your heart's content:

The "Search" function. Learn it, live it, love it.

EDIT: And also "Learn it, know it, live it." :rolleyes: Thank you, FTL.

Now access his e-mail address and kindly keep this shit out of our nonsensical little world, thankyouverymuch.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-25-02 @ 9:10 PM
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 8:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Learn it, live it, love it.

Can someone please get this line right ONCE?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
remember i was always true


remember that i always tried


remember i loved only you


remember me and smile


for it's better to forget


than to remember me and cry





New AIM, y'know.
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 9:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

hey where r u?



If he's smart, he's avoiding you.

quote:

thats my favorite movie!!!



Care?

quote:

post back love



Ya know...they have this weird new invention called EMAIL, ever heard of it? Guess not...

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

I have finally found clarity and pure serenity....
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

Mistress Raevynne
Squid fucker
And an annoying, retarded, tons-of-fun cunt.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:47 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
wow we have a whole bunch of people who think theyre important. i pity them when they realise theyre nothing more than words on screen. poor miguided souls. its a shame really because half of you would have done great things with your so called talent... like made websites dedicated to why your mother should have aborted you or saved endangered species with your almost witty speeches. try not to go fuck yourself too hard and stick to the topic. while were waiting, who else has seen the movie evil dead?

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I want a pink balloon (ahem ahem Friendly's reference)!


Visit this Website

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 1:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

wow we have a whole bunch of people who think theyre important.



Oh and you're finding the cure for cancer. NO your posting on a fucking messageboard at 7 in the morning, yeah...and WE'RE the losers....

quote:

i pity them when they realise theyre nothing more than words on screen. poor miguided souls. its a shame really because half of you would have done great things with your so called talent...



Oh and what is your talent? Seeing how many big macs you can fit in your face at one time? Jesus christ, close that fucking blow hole of yours and get a brain.

quote:

like made websites dedicated to why your mother should have aborted you or saved endangered species with your almost witty speeches.



Oh geez, the mother crap again? If it didn't work with TDDB you'd think you'd try to come up with something more original. You want a fucking speech? YOU MAKE ME SICK. You and Kat make me absolutely fucking sick. Everytime I see you and that horse faced mongoloid posting I distance myself from the board even more. I am absolutely shocked you haven't been reamed 40 new assholes for your stupidity yet.

quote:

try not to go fuck yourself too hard and stick to the topic.



Wait, shouldn't you be telling me to go fuck myself? Geez, I guess all the deep fried food has finally melted over what was left of your brain. THERE IS NO FUCKING TOPIC. You, like a fucking retard is sending out personal fucking messages to Evil Dead Ash, when in fact there's this thing called EMAIL, which would have been the intelligent thing to do. But why would you do the intellligent thing? You're the sNaGlE!!!! You can do whatever the fuck you want. I hope you get run over by an 18 wheeler you dirty fucking cunt.

quote:

I want a pink balloon (ahem ahem Friendly's reference)!



Geez, shouldn't you be whoring yourself out for attention somewhere?

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

I have finally found clarity and pure serenity....
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

Lord Slug
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
how do you follow that?


I am the master of the obvious.
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 1:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01



Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

I like to give women pearl necklaces.


ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 1:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
Austin can i give you a nice scalp massage and shampoo? Just to calm you down.

happy anal jim
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 1:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Austin can i give you a nice scalp massage and shampoo? Just to calm you down.




1) GAYYYYYYYYYY. Liberace GAYYYYYYYY.
2) Calm me down? You REALLY need to read the board more often. :)

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

I have finally found clarity and pure serenity....
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

Isa
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 1:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
I love Austin :)

ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 2:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
Austin i;ll tell my girlfriend you said that.The next time i wash her hair in the shower while she gives me head.

happy anal jim
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 2:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Austin i;ll tell my girlfriend you said that.The next time i wash her hair in the shower while she gives me head.



Um, Ok Terrific!



I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

I have finally found clarity and pure serenity....
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 2:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
Yeah it is terrific.You should try it some time.Brooklyn girls give the best head.

happy anal jim
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Brooklyn girls give the best head.




Truer words have never been spoken...

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

I have finally found clarity and pure serenity....
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

BARRY MANILOW
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 2:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Brooklyn girls give the best head.


Not quite...fat chicks try harder.... :-D


My 15 minutes was up an hour and a half ago.

Roger: Look, It's Luke Perry's Junk.
Ant: Where?
Roger: Fag!

You're not a true member of OA.com until you have your own stalker...Right, Hot Mama?
ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 2:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
So would you like to try it some time? :)

happy anal jim
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 2:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02





This message was edited by katylina on 6-26-02 @ 2:47 PM
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 2:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Looks like a convention around here.

I'd say more, but Austin's definitely got it covered.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 2:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
i take it back austin. you no longer suck balls.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 3:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:





Was that supposed to be funny? Eh, don't worry about it, I expected unfunny garbage to spew from you. Now run along and mention sex when it has nothing to do with the subject. We all know how starved for attention you are.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

I have finally found clarity and pure serenity....
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 3:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i would speak out against the attention whores, but it looks like austin's doing enough work



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this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

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posted on 06-26-2002 @ 3:09 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
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