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WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:28 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	ever since i could walk, i was always running til this day im always in a hurry nomatter what i do whether its at work, walking, at school, at home, in the bathroom, or anything i do everything in a hurry is this you or are you the taking it slow type of person, the people that walk slow as hell in the city streets who i want to push in front of a car--the people who take so fucking long to do everything. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	in school, between classes, im always ducking between people and sidestepping to avoid head on collisions. i dont even know why. its not like im in a rush to get to the actual class or anything AIM \| E-MAIL I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	i tend to move at a fast pace.more often then not, i run, or at least jog, instead of walking.when i take tests, most of the time i finish with lots of time to spare(i took the AP US history exam last month...i finished in literally half the time you're allowed on multiple choice).i type fast, i eat fast.its just the way i am btw, qs, running to class=gay JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF! My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: btw, qs, running to class=gay not running; its more of a energetic walking. the more i think about it, i actually do this whenever im in a crowd. i like to see how fast i can get through without knocking someone down, or falling down myself. AIM \| E-MAIL I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do

diadelsuerte G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Philly Bluntside Brigade Formerly diadelsuerte.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:53 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	"from that point on.. If I was going somewhere.. I was running!" "You look like a tumor with an awful Sammy Hagar wig." - Jimmy Norton Anti-Froys for life! Mrs. Moosen = Anti-Froy's MVP Anti-Froy's for life! Mrs. Moosen = Anti-Froy's MVP

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Not by choice. I'm far too stressed. I'll probably die of a heart attack at 35. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:38 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	I'm never a slow mover. I do things as quickly as possible. All of the guys I work with always tell me to slow down and take it easy. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:42 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	yeah i hear ya froy, at work i have to stuff playbills for the baseball games or staple bingo cards to a piece of paper and i have to do it real quickly, bang bang bang real fast because i cant do anything slow my boss even tells me to slow down but i cant even if i wanted to theyre always so amazed how fast i get 3 boxes of playbills done ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:50 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	I am the antithesis of all you guys. I mosey. I ponder. I relax. It's known as the PlasticMan No-Stress-Plan: Sit there in your chair at work. Look at all that important stuff piling up around you. Look at people running around and having a coronary over your business. Then remember, in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't really matter. Not one bit. Go ahead and disregard this if your an ER doctor or the President of a country. AIM \| E-mail I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls and tell me How big they are Honey, rub your beaver Up and down my face Sit on the corner of the bed And watch me whack off You see that shampoo bottle Now stick it up my ass Push it in and out At a medium pace Talk about your old boyfriend's dick And how big it was Now shave off my pubes And punch me in the face Whoa darlin' Make me push my dick and balls Back between my legs Call me an ugly woman And take my picture to show All the people you work with Now pull up my scrotum And take the shampoo bottle Out of my ass Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy And watch me whack off Strap on a dildo And make me give you head Tell me to slow down And do it at a medium pace I feel so humiliated I'm about to blow my load You tell me it's time to make love But now I can't 'Cause I spewed all over myself Then you look into my eyes And you realize How much I enjoy lovin' you I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip 2002 Crack Committee ObJectives: 1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Hate Jeromy Burnitz with a passion 3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets have 10-3 homestand

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:52 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Stop running to get to those little blue cocks you love so much LETâ€™S GO YANKEES!!!!! E-Mail Me Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:56 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Stop running to get to those little blue cocks you love so much but theyre so tasty tequila! you sexy bitch ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	BICYCLE SPROCKETS RIGGED THE OSCARS TO SAVE THE QUEEN OF MAUI, IN A BOWLING PIN MR. SMITH. EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!1 JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!

PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:16 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	There's monkeys loose in the typewriter room! AIM \| E-mail I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:45 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: its more of a energetic walking Admit it QS, you're power-walking through those halls. :) quote: Are You Always In A Hurry? Only when I'm driving. "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Admit it QS, you're power-walking through those halls. heel to toe. heel to toe. heel to toe. AIM \| E-MAIL I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	My ass moves faster than the rest of me most of the time. Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:55 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	:sings: i see you baby, shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

virgingrrl and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	vg has long legs. long legs=walking fast. so vg is always in a hurry. ...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: vg has long legs. long legs=walking fast. so vg is always in a hurry. do long legs make you speak in the third person, too? AIM \| E-MAIL I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do

virgingrrl and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	vg said yes. ...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Silera agrees with VG. Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	What are you guys rushing for? You guys need to be more mellow.... Enjoy the scenery...smoke up some happy.... I have finally found clarity and pure serenity.... AIM I act like shit dont phase me.... Inside it drives me crazy... My insecurities could eat me alive..... HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys! In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quickstop hates the third person. quickstop feels that the third person should be shot in the third person's face AIM \| E-MAIL I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Silera want to know why Quikstop is so angry. Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

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