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TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!	posted on 03-18-2001 @ 4:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	She does not have thunder thighs; she develops a Child Rest Area Facility. She is not talkative; she is a Conversational Opportunist. She does not get lost all the time; she is Deceptively Directionally Challenged. You do not buy her a drink; you make a down payment on a recreational facility. She does not fart and belch; her closest pet is Gastronomically Expressive. She is not a gold digger; she prefers Economic Differential Relationships. She does not have a rich daddy; she is the poster child for the "Happily Ever After Foundation" She is not afraid of lack of commitment; she is Poligamously Challenged Please feel free to add your own observations!!! FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! This message was edited by TFEC on 3-18-01 @ 4:19 PM
Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 03-18-2001 @ 4:40 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	lmao She's not a tease, she's adding a blue tint to your testicles She's not a gold digger, she's high maintenance She's not a great fuck, she's very sexually gratifying. It's not a date, it's an experiment in frustration that requires funding. Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me. Erin Gah Braugh - And take off your bra Do ya have any Irish in ya? No? Bend over and I'll give ya some.
bluetarp	posted on 03-18-2001 @ 5:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	1. She is not a babe or a chick - she is a breasted-american. 2. She is not a bleached blonde - she is peroxide dependent. 3. She is not a bad cook - she is microwave compatible. 4. She is not half naked - she is wardrobe impaired. 5. She does not wear too much jewelry - she is metallically overburdened. 6. She is not conceited - she is intimately aware of her best qualities. 7. She does not want to be married - she wants to lock you in domestic incarceration. 8. She does not gain weight - she is a metabolic underachiever. 9. She is not a screamer or moaner - she is vocally appreciative. 10.She is not easy - she is horizontally accessible. 11.She does not tease or flirt - she engages in artificial stimulation. 12.She is not dumb - she is a detour off the information superhighway. 13.She is not too skinny - she is skeletally prominent. 14.She does not have a mustache - she is in touch with her masculine side. 15.She does not hate televised sports - she is athletically ignorant. 16.She has not been around - she is a previously enjoyed companion. 17.She does not wear too much perfume - she commits fragrance abuse. 18.She does not get you excited - she causes temporary blood displacement. 19.She is not kinky - she is a non-inhibited sexual companion. 20.She does not have a killer body - she is terminally attractive. 21.She does not go shopping - she is mall fluent. 22.She is not an airhead - she is reality impaired. 23.She does not get drunk or tipsy - she gets chemically inconvenienced. 24.She does not get fat or chubby - she achieves maximum density. 25.She is not cold or frigid - she is thermally inaccessible. 26.She is not horny - she is sexually focused. 27.She does not wear too much makeup - she has reached cosmetic saturation. 28.She does not have breast implants - she is gravity resistant. 29.She does not nag you - she becomes verbally repetitive. 30.she is not a slut - she is sexually extroverted. 31.She is not loose - she is morally impaired. 32.She does not have major league hooters - she is pectorally superior. 33.She does not have thin lips - she is has a collagen deprivation.
GonzoStyle	posted on 03-18-2001 @ 6:36 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	only one sentence i need she is not a woman she is life support for pussy. Kid Touching Freak Of OpieAnthony.com Touching Children One At A Time

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