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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 07-04-2002 @ 10:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
I'll be spending A LOT more time here...

The Carrot Top Message Board has been been permanently closed. :-D






Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.		posted on 07-04-2002 @ 10:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
I don't know what's more disturbing.

The fact that there is a Carrot Top messageboard... or that you knew about it, Barch.

You constantly surprise me at every turn, mon ami. :-p


Fuck with me and die.

I love TeH AMY GRL, Follow WHAT Logic, RAGE 3:16, Critics Love Something EMO-FEG, HYBRID invented ORANGE , Alkey's Pooch & Couch, I love Silera and especially Toto, and your fucking mother.

Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 07-04-2002 @ 10:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
I left my name and a message like he said. I hope he gets back to me.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 07-04-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Carrot Top had a message board? weird.


"Scorpion stinks and I don't like him"
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 07-04-2002 @ 11:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Subzero is still on this message board? Weird... :-P


And I swear I don't have a gun...

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:)

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:-D

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:mad:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-P

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:eek:

5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley!

:confused:
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 12:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Oh shit there goes the neighborhood


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
IrishAlkey wuz here!!!


you have aids in your status tequila


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 12:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
you have aids in your status tequila


ROTFLMGDAO!!

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
Tussle King
I swear it was this big		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Uh, so what's the good news?

ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 1:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
I hate good news it;s always boring.

happy anal jim
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 1:43 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Jim spero che qualcuno violenta sua madre e ha il sesso con suo come


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 1:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Punta voy a la playa.


Fuck with me and die.

I love TeH AMY GRL, Follow WHAT Logic, RAGE 3:16, Critics Love Something EMO-FEG, HYBRID invented ORANGE , Alkey's Pooch & Couch, I love Silera and especially Toto, and your fucking mother.

Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 2:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
How do you say What the hell in Italian? And then you can insert that right here -------->


And I swear I don't have a gun...

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:)

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:-D

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:mad:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-P

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:eek:

5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley!

:confused:
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 2:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
che l'inferno


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 2:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
uhhh....burrito?


I am no Superman, not at all
I have no answers
I am no hero, thats for sure
But I do know one thing
Where you are is where I belong
Where you go is where I want to be.
Tussle King
I swear it was this big		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 3:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Oil of Olay

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 3:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
buttplug?


Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

This space available for rent.


Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 4:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
carrotop had fans???



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO LENTSITE.COM IS WORSE THAN TEH AIDS!!!

TheJays
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Proud To Be An American		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
As long as the Gallagher board is still up and running, I'll be ok.....I'll be.....ok.

it to f-ing hot




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 4:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
This space available for rent.

i want my ass in there


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
this is the saddest day ever. :(




This is your life and it's ending one
minute at a time.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 7:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
5th of July's are always bad... Look what happened to FTL...


And I swear I don't have a gun...

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:)

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:-D

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:mad:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-P

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:eek:

5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley!

:confused:
WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.		posted on 07-06-2002 @ 1:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Wow! That's almost as bad as the Menudo and Rico Suave boards that I frequent! Pfft! :P


"All our feelings and thoughts expressed in ones and in oughts. In endless spiraling chains you can't decode or explain cause you are so analog."
TheJays
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Proud To Be An American		posted on 07-06-2002 @ 2:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
That's almost as bad as the Menudo and Rico Suave boards that I frequent!


WHY AM I THE LAST TO KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS????

it to f-ing hot




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
irishalkey and hybrid present..................an fnmoron/ftl production............P®oJë©T M@¥h?m......................starring....irishalkey...hybrid...followthislogic...fnmoron...wnewsgirl...silera...ree...diadelsuerte...bloodyanus...quickstop...with criticslovesnatch...yellowdiscipline...gomex...drusilla...and featuring the jays...................based on the story "my life as a genital wart"......with music by journey, stevie b., chicago, s club7, earth wind and fire, corina, timmy t., and lovage..................IN THEATERS NOW!!!1!
Sblueman
Don't blame me... it's alt.fan.don-n-mike's fault!
if my encode craps out my fist option is av8er		posted on 07-06-2002 @ 3:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
Wow! That's almost as bad as the Menudo and Rico Suave boards that I frequent! Pfft! :P



Wow! Now I don't have to hide anymore! I go there too! It's soooooo cool! :-D


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