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posted on 07-05-2002 @ 1:00 PM      
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ok so its a day late, i was too tired and in pain to do this yesterday...

as i was blading down the streets of new brunswick, new jersey home from the train station there were people celebrating the birth of this great country, BBQs at almost every house.
whats wrong with that? you ask

whats fucking wrong with that is the fucking spics are playin fucking spic music!!!!!!!
you would think if you are to celebrate this country at least fucking speak OR listen to OUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!!!! thank you, that is all


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THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 1:08 PM      
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LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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This message was edited by Tequila on 7-5-02 @ 1:09 PM
Ree
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Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
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SHHHH!!! Tequila, she's on a roll.


Fuck with me and die.

I love TeH AMY GRL, Follow WHAT Logic, RAGE 3:16, Critics Love Something EMO-FEG, HYBRID invented ORANGE , Alkey's Pooch & Couch, I love Silera and especially Toto, and your fucking mother.

Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
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posted on 07-05-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
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I actually got a forwarded email discussing a subject like this, but posting it would be yet another newbie strike against me, all within the last 15 minutes.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

New AIM, y'know.
Internet Predator Visual AIDS
Hi! I'm a fat chick. Can I give you head?
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 1:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

as i was blading down the streets of new brunswick, new jersey



Did they run after you,,,and try to BBq you???

i dig...the fat chicks...big girls need lovin too
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 1:16 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

whats fucking wrong with that is the fucking spics are playin fucking spic music!!!!!!!
you would think if you are to celebrate this country at least fucking speak OR listen to OUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!!!! thank you, that is all



I posted a wow, and I wrote in English.

What more do you want from me cracker?




PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.

JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
Internet Predator Visual AIDS
Hi! I'm a fat chick. Can I give you head?
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 1:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
my god....look at those teeth!!.....they're what you call "porn princess choopers"

i dig...the fat chicks...big girls need lovin too
Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 1:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

and I wrote in English. What more do you want from me cracker?



VIVA EL TOTO!!

And Amy... you know of my spic lineage. Hatred will either be spewed forth with grace and form towards someone or not at all!! :-D


Fuck with me and die.

I love TeH AMY GRL, Follow WHAT Logic, RAGE 3:16, Critics Love Something EMO-FEG, HYBRID invented ORANGE , Alkey's Pooch & Couch, I love Silera and especially Toto, and your fucking mother.

Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 1:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
Live in the greatest country.Learn the language.

happy anal jim
jmoore
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 2:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Hmmm...sounds like they're just enjoying the freedom this country provides them.

I don't like all this pressure to make schools and other public institutions bilingual -- that's total bullshit -- but if Americans want to BBQ warthogs on their street corners, listen to jungle music, and shoot the shit in whatever jibberish they speak then go right the fuck ahead. What's the big deal?


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posted on 07-05-2002 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
uhh....guacamole?


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I have no answers
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Where you go is where I want to be.
LynchedKitten
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 3:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
I think one of the reasons that Rome fell is that they eventually allowed Latin to be overrun by other languages and other cultures infiltrated the Republic eventually bringing about a downward spiral for the civilization, so keep on everybody talking seperate languages, nothing like confusion and miscommunication to stop a civilization...

Turk408
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 4:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
As much as you may not like it my dear, This holiday is not only our great nations birthday, it is also a time to reflect on our freedoms. Which includes talking shit in ANY language we desire and listening to salsa. Be thankful you have the freedoms you do, beacuse in some places people can't even have BBQs. Thank you and have a nice day darlin!!!!

Let me light your fire
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Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 4:46 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
my rant....why the fuck people on route 3 near the medowlands STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD to watch the macy's fireworks???

I wanted to get the fuck home! Why!!!



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posted on 07-05-2002 @ 6:14 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
hey STUPID.

is called a CAB!

sorry, I'm saying this as a friend. :) Use ur brain :P


"Coz It'd Feel So Empty Without Me"
darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 6:15 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
And I'm saying this as a friend as well:
Go use your newly acquired 8 bucks and buy some friggin knee pads! :-p tool


Long live the Gonzo sigs! Thanks Amy!
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Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens!
LET'S GO ISLANDERS
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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 6:18 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Go use your newly acquired 8 bucks and buy some friggin knee pads! tool


hey now... i have knee pads and i must say, they do come in handy. :)


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FUCK WITH ME, GET A WARNING. FUCK WITH MY FRIENDS... lets hope u never have to find out ;)

"Coz It'd Feel So Empty Without Me"
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 6:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Go use your newly acquired 8 bucks and buy some friggin knee pads! tool


NO im going to give it back to you


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 6:26 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I don't want it back dammit!
quote:

hey now... i have knee pads and i must say, they do come in handy

talk about slow-pitch softball... but i'm gonna let it slide.


Long live the Gonzo sigs! Thanks Amy!
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posted on 07-05-2002 @ 7:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Although my 4th was rockin, as I spent it on Jones Beach staring at fireworks right above me and smoking, there was a loud bunch of Hispanic people next to us who were blasting fucking Spanish music. On top of that, one of them yelled out "Puerto Rico!!", right before the fireworks began. Ugh!


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I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.
posted on 07-05-2002 @ 11:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
WNEW GIRL The United States has no official language. Stop crying.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
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posted on 07-05-2002 @ 11:46 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I think one of the reasons that Rome fell is that they eventually allowed Latin to be overrun by other languages and other cultures infiltrated the Republic


'Cause it's not like English itself isn't a mixed bag of words with French, Spanish, German, Indian, etc, etc, etc, origins... :rolleyes:



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This message was edited by Noellevious on 7-5-02 @ 11:48 PM
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posted on 07-07-2002 @ 2:11 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Allow the muscular-caboosed lovely latinas play what they wish.





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RedGreenBlue
posted on 07-07-2002 @ 2:54 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 02
This reminds me: Haile's Song is the best song off Eminem's new album

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