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JerseyTeabagger	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 3:16 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00	Bit 1 - There is no link yet, because this only happened a few hours ago. In Point Pleasant Beach, NJ, (very close to where I am) a beachfront mansion party came to a quick end Saturday evening around 10 p.m., when the seaside deck, which over 100 people were near, collapsed, injuring about 50 (4 seriously). Not saying it's particularly funny, but I can tell you (by talking to police there) it was a young wealthy preppy-fratboy party, and the DJ's table was the first thing to fall on the severely overcrowded porch. It seems all of the dancing and the club-music beat hastened the collapse. Norton used to say something like, "I hate dance parties, and if you're killed doing it - good" ----- Bit 2 - this is sick, but you know o and a can touch it. INSERT "HE CRIED WOLF" PUN HERE "Boy fakes drowning twice, then drowns" Visit this Website ------------- bit 3 - pic at link Visit this Website "Sheriff's Web Site Replaced With Porn Site Shows Girls In Sexual Positions Posted: 9:19 a.m. EDT July 5, 2002 OSCEOLA COUNTY, Fla. -- Web surfers looking for online help from the Osceola County Sheriff's Office Thursday instead found graphic pornographic pictures where the department's site used to be. The Web site presented photos of young women in sexually suggestive positions and offered viewers a free membership to see more. "

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 12:57 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Those are pretty funny. LETâ€™S GO YANKEES!!!!! Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la E-Mail Me Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 3:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	quote: "Boy fakes drowning twice, then drowns" Karma is a bitch.

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 3:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: "Boy fakes drowning twice, then drowns" Insert moral of 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf' right here ------> And I swear I don't have a gun... 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: :) 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year :-D 2. Hate the Braves with a passion :mad: 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year :-P 4. Mets win World Series!!! :eek: 5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley! :confused:

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 3:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	quote: INSERT "HE CRIED WOLF" PUN HERE quote: Insert moral of 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf' right here ------> You lose.

Velociti G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Philly Bluntside Brigade Formerly diadelsuerte.	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 3:54 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	touche, YD... PrOjEcT MaYhEm, BITCHES! PrOjEcT MaYhEm Proud soldier in Amy's SPIC army

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 3:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: IS STILL REALLY GAY OK I lose... :-P And I swear I don't have a gun... 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Met fans get drunk watching the World Series!!! 5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley!

Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 4:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Collapsing dance floors are only funny at Israeli weddings, silly Behold the awsome power that is the red x Bwa ha ha ha ha

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 6:08 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	quote: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IS STILL REALLY GAY -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OK I lose... That's just a rumor, you can't prove anything.

JerseyTeabagger	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 7:12 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00	Here is the link of my bit #1 that I witnessed first hand - it made the front page at cnn.com http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/07/07/deckcollapse.ap/index.html Visit this Website

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