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mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 6:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
I got this link from netlink yesterday.

Are you insane ?
Visit this Website





MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI


BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 11:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
I am certifiably insane. I can't stop laughing and I think I wet myself too!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 11:13 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i already know that that makes me laugh, ive seen it like 30 times


PrOjEcT MaYhEm Has Taken Me Hostage
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 11:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I think my Dad's gone craaazy.



Thank you Austin!
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 11:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
I've had this thing saved on my hard drive for months, and I still open it up and laugh like I'm obsessed with WNEW and shot a few Dominicans in the 70's.





Copyright © 2001 by [
noisy].
All rights reserved.

Sale of these posts are strictly prohibited.

email noisy



WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I think my Dad's gone craaazy.



Intro
Hello boys and girls, today we are gunna talk about father and daughter relationships.
Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do, whos your daddy.

Hailie: Daddy what are you doing?

Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!

Eminem: I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me???!?

Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gone crazy...

Verse 1
There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high, no plane that I can't learn how to fly
what do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to?
Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut'em off, and got'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall
with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall, I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off
All this time me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off (Suck it, Marshall). So tell Laura and her husband to back off
before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off and launch one at these Russians and that's all
blow every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off. When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
Hailie, tell 'em baby,( My Dad's Lost It!!)

Chorus
There's really nothin' else to say, I... I can't explain it
I think my dad's gone crazy
A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
I think my dad's gone crazy

Verse 2
It's like my mother always told me, rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and
goddammit you little muthafucker if you ain't got nuthin' nice to say then don't say nuthin'
…..uh, fuck that shit bitch eat a muthafuckin' dick, chew on a prick and lick
a million muthafuckin' cocks per second, I'd rather put out a muthafuckin' gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy whipped bitch, eat pussy, and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose then quit bringin' my flows
quit givin' me my ammo. Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O.
I wouldn't have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo, catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more/am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?
Dad...

Chorus

Verse 3
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
see what you're seein' is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first
cus when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek, I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
and walk around the rest of my life spit on, and kicked and hit with shit everytime I sung
like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on. More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl
inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, screamin' at the sky, till clouds gather, it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
and that's pretty much the gist of it, the parents are pissed but the kids love it. 9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither...

Chorus

Hailie:
Crazy
Ha Ha Ha
You're Funny Daddy!



PrOjEcT MaYhEm Has Taken Me Hostage
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 11:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I started laughing before I read the directions.

This world rejects me
This world threw me away
This world never gave me a chance
This worlds gonna have to pay
-Do you believe in fate?-
Velociti
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 12:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I only laughed because my friend makes that same exact sound whenever he sees any riced out cars.


PrOjEcT MaYhEm, BITCHES!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
Proud soldier in Amy's SPIC army
Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 1:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
i dident really get it. And what the f is project mayhem. sorry i'v have been gone for a while.




Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 4:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I think my Dad's gone craaazy.


nice! i love that cd.



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!


This message was edited by Drusilla on 7-9-02 @ 4:30 PM
FoundryMusicJJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 6:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I don't need to take a test to know im nuts.


Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich.

BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 9:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I don't need to take a test to know im nuts.


not to mention extremely dangerous


PrOjEcT MaYhEm Has Taken Me Hostage
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
all i want is a pepsi, just one pepsi...



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I tried to fight it, but within 30 seconds I was giggling like a little schoolgirl.

Let's try a new sig
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I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!



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