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| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 3:48 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01  | The lateness of the hour prompted this thought. I can recall this cute little hottie in nursery school that I just wanted to pull into the back coatroom and basically assault. I couldn't have been more than 5. So, what be your memory?  | ||||
| JerseyTeabagger | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 6:10 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00 | At about 5 or 6, in my back yard, me and a neighborhood boy each took turns looking down a neighbor girls pants. After he went first and said "ooooh", I thought I'd see something that be obvious, but I had no angle to see anything and felt gipped. for the record, he did not look down my pants, but she did. | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 6:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:It was dark, I was alone...  | ||||
| Lou Weed I was not put on this earth to edumacate this message board. | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 7:00 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 02 | Memories of this time in my life is why I cry into my pillow every night..   | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 8:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | whats sex? I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| mikehern | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 9:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 02 | I'm sure it was something with a cousin but I don't remember. :-D SEMPER LIBERI This message was edited by mikehern on 7-15-02 @ 9:18 AM | ||||
| Lord Slug | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 9:47 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 02 | I was in Kindergarten. I wanted to do something bad to Angela Bear. I hear she's an ugly dike, now. | ||||
| ANALJIM COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED. My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination. | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:13 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 02 | Every one;s the first one ,i have alzheimer;s and i;m a lollipop. happy anal jim | ||||
| Mr. Croup | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:27 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02 | No clue... There are people who need people to need them. The reason you don't understand is because you're not one of those people.You'd use me and toss me away like a paper bag if that's what it came down to. God fucked you, my friend. You're just smart enough so it would hurt you to do that enough, and just hard enough so you'd go ahead and do it anyway. You wouldn't be able to help yourself. If I was lying on the beach there and screaming for help, you'd walk right over me if I was between you and your goddamn Tower. Isn't that pretty close to the truth? | ||||
| Lord Slug | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:39 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 02 | quote:Is this your signature? What the Fuck is this? | ||||
| Mr. Croup | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:42 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02 | quote: Yes. Why? Too long? There are people who need people to need them. The reason you don't understand is because you're not one of those people.You'd use me and toss me away like a paper bag if that's what it came down to. God fucked you, my friend. You're just smart enough so it would hurt you to do that enough, and just hard enough so you'd go ahead and do it anyway. You wouldn't be able to help yourself. If I was lying on the beach there and screaming for help, you'd walk right over me if I was between you and your goddamn Tower. Isn't that pretty close to the truth? | ||||
| Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | No, just make it a different color or something. I'm sick of starting to read it thinking it has some kind of relevance to the post, only to realize it's the same dumbass thing every time.
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| dirtydingusmagee | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:10 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | I had a little fort in my backyard.When I was 5 or so,I regularly took my 7 year old next door neighbor into it and ran a little rubber (motorcycle with rider) all over her naked ass. | ||||
| YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01 | I was 8 years old when I had my first kiss. But the cool first memory is when I was in 6th grade. There was this chick with a pretty big rack for a 6th grader and she would let the guys hold her tits as long as she could punch us in the arm. The harder she punched, the longer we got to hold her tits. Needless to say, everytime the teacher left the room all the boys in class would rush to line up to get nailed in the arm as hard as they could. That was a pretty cool year.  This message was edited by YellowDiscipline on 7-15-02 @ 2:24 PM | ||||
| Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 2:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | I was 6 or 7, cleaning my room and started grinding my penis into the carpet to the below Garbage Pail Kid. Then my mom told me to stop grinding my penis into the carpet, so I stopped and we continued to clean the room. Not overly exciting; just a memory...
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| Lord Slug | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 2:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 02 | quote:That's awesome. Actually made me laugh out loud. I forgot about the garbage pail kids. Thanks for the memory, dude. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 2:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | When I was 5 years old, I snuck my neighbor Ann Marie off into the bushes and kissed her on the cheek. Her skin was a lot darker than mine, and she freaked out that her skin was going to turn white now. It didn't.  Thank you Austin! | ||||
| MadMickwop | posted on 07-15-2002 @ 2:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 02 | Five or six years old in kindergarden. I got to sit next to this cuttie, Stacy. She gave me major wood! (Yeah, I was packing it back then too.) Damn her parents for moving away the next year. Next crush was on the second grade teacher. What a major piece of ass! Damn her for marrying some stupid Mets player! Slut! (And it wasn't Ant's Mom!)  "God made man. Sam Colt made man equal." | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 07-16-2002 @ 2:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: This was the one and only time you could've used your "I normally don't do this, but..." line. I sure hope you did. quote: So, you're saying you didn't cum?
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| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 07-16-2002 @ 9:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:I was 5 years old, you sick fuck!!! Yes, I came all over her tits. Thank you Austin! | ||||
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