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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: What colour are your eyes?
Mr. Croup
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:12 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
Because I couldn't think of a better topic.

Dark blue.

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:15 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
What colour are your eyes?

Are you limey also?




LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
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Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:17 AM      
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A nice shade of bloodshot


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Mr. Croup
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:18 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:
Are you a limey also?


No. Why, who here is? And no fair, you didn't answer the question.

Mr. Croup
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:18 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:
Are you a limey also?


No. Why, who here is? And no fair, you didn't answer the question.

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:20 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
A nice shade of bloodshot

Nice and early. You gotta love it :-D :-D


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
black, cause i had to run for the train this morning.



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 5:01 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Brown.

Just like everybody else's eye.

Alright, we made the bloodshot and the browneye joke.

Can this be fucking locked now?






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
VG drives my puppy bus!

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 5:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
black, cause i had to run for the train this morning


Are your knees bruised too?





Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 5:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Brown.

Just like everybody else's eye.

Alright, we made the bloodshot and the browneye joke.

Can this be fucking locked now?


someone woke up on the wrong side of the gutter this morning.

quote:
Are your knees bruised too?



nah, they just go up & then back into place.



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!
Lou Weed
I was not put on this earth to edumacate this message board.		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 02
quote:
What colour are your eyes?

And to think all my postings are branded TOOL
What's next What's your sign?
now this is a post..

Man who had sex with underwear-clad dogs forced to flee.
A man has been forced to flee his Canadian home after having sex with two dogs he dressed in women's underwear. The man indenified as Lou Weed, has moved from British Columbia to Winnipeg where he's being watched by a police sex-crime unit.
Both dogs were found dead and wearing bra and panties. One was found in a garage, hanging from the rafters, the other in a ditch near the man's home.DNA was used to convict the man, who is half-way through a three-year probation order for bestiality. He moved over fears for his safety from the public. An unnamed officer Jason Brown said: "He feared for his safety and got permission to move here and we're stuck with the sick bastard."

Story filed: 14:48 Tuesday 16th July 2002.

Oh yeah my eyes are hazel...



wtf I just noticed I have a seam along my scrotum.



This message was edited by Lou Weed on 7-16-02 @ 5:20 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 5:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Alright, we made the bloodshot and the browneye joke.

Nobody made fun of your browneye yet so the thread is still open


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

Freddy's Ghost
I'm not fooling anyone. I'm not as smart as Fast Freddy.		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 5:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 02
Fill a bowl with some man-jizz, add a scoop of fecal matter, pour 1 cup of blood over top, there ya have it, my eyes.

:)

"You think you know, you have no idea" - < That Cribs show is Wack!
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 6:04 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
My eyes are green...


And I swear I don't have a gun...

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Met fans get drunk watching the World Series!!!


5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley!

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 6:07 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
So, yeah.

Austin 3:16
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
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New World Order Secret Police Chief
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posted on 07-16-2002 @ 6:35 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Lifeless eyes... like a doll's eyes!

EDIT- Thank you av8er, I'm friggin retarded today. (Waits for the "Today?" comment)

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Circumstance allows me to think about revenge.
AIM

Ain't nothing working

Ain't nothing right

There's a hole in me that I can't fill

No matter how hard I try

Ain't nothing sweeter there ain't nothing wrong

All the pain that I receive keeps me strong

It keeps me moving on



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!




>) >) >) In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees. >) >) >)



This message was edited by Austin 3:16 on 7-16-02 @ 8:25 PM
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 6:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
psst, Austin, it's doll's eyes.





Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
how the f are a dogs eyes lifeless






This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 7-16-02 @ 7:58 PM
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:57 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
My dog died.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 8:20 PM      
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My dog has no life. He's a loser.



Thank you Austin!
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Conjuntivitis pink, and Scut Farcus yellow swirl.


*edit - What color is your stool?





"BEGUN, THIS YODA WAR HAS."


This message was edited by Kramden's Delicious Marshall on 7-16-02 @ 10:47 PM
Subzero316
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(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:33 PM      
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Brown


"Scorpion stinks and I don't like him"



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