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Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01










weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!11



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.

JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01


YOU'RE NOT COOL UNLESS YOU PEE YOUR PANTS!



AIM - HyBriD1511


We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f! PrOjEcT MaYhEm
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
Now that is just fucking hysterical. I think I just found a new sig.

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01




weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01




weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!
TheJays
This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m:
I MAKE COOL PICTURES
Proud To Be An American
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
That is too fucking hot. MMM, I want her hand on my junk after she's done.

Poor parenting and poor education leads to Mets fans. Please help.



"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00





I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee ObJectives:
1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Break at least one knuckle by October
3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets win by 10+ runs once this season

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
pee pee



AIM - HyBriD1511


We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f! PrOjEcT MaYhEm
Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
yum! fresh fetus!




Velociti
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I've seen this before a few times but it's still funny.


PrOjEcT MaYhEm, BITCHES!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
Proud soldier in Amy's SPIC army
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
HAHAHAHAHA! Her pants are warm now!


And I swear I don't have a gun...

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Met fans get drunk watching the World Series!!!


5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley!

TheJays
This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m:
I MAKE COOL PICTURES
Proud To Be An American
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey, that's just how wet dem gals get when they take one look at my washboard abs and bulging triceps.

Poor parenting and poor education leads to Mets fans. Please help.



"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 8:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
thats pretty funny

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 8:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:


Bloody Anus is God.



Thank you Austin!
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 8:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS






AIM - HyBriD1511


We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f! PrOjEcT MaYhEm
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 8:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
...... I keep trying to figure out where they are standing...... :confused:



YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 8:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

Bloody Anus

HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS



Poor Bloody Anus.

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Thats pretty funny.


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01

Who would have thought someone this young would have the bladder elasticity of a 65-year old woman.


BA, you forgot the dangling umbilicus. :-p
quote:

I keep trying to figure out where they are standing
Bar 9?






"BEGUN, THIS YODA WAR HAS."



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