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TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American	posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:31 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Apparently, a couple guys took the Stephen Lynch song to heart, according to Fox 5 news. A kitten was thrown onto a bbq and left to cook while it was still alive. The kitten was badly burned, of course, but survived. I assume the guys have been charged with animal cruelty. So, has anyone delibratly hurt an animal when they were younger, or when they were drunk? I used to buy goldfish at the pet store only to wrap them in paper towels, soak them in alcohol, and light them on fire. Of course, I was young and stupid back then. Im a year older now, and have a lil more flair for killing. Poor parenting and poor education leads to Mets fans. Please help. "I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.

MadMickwop	posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:53 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 02	Half a bottle of Mazcel with the worm, 3 slasher flicks, seeing triple vision. A possum(s)? cross the backyard. In a drunken/tripped out stupor I ended up chopping it in half with a snow shovel. The next morning there was blood everywhere with a frozen dead possum in the middle of it all. I have killed more animals with my car then anything else. Diease carrying critter's who cares. (Racoons, possum, etc...) People's pets those SUCK! "God made man. Sam Colt made man equal."

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:05 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	I once shot toads at close range with a bow and arrow, and sealed a praying mantis in a jar of urine. I just may go to prison for killing my next door neighbor though. "BEGUN, THIS YODA WAR HAS."

MadMickwop	posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:09 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 02	quote: sealed a praying mantis in a jar of urine. [Sarcasm]That's like a thousand dollar fine![/Sarcasm] "God made man. Sam Colt made man equal."

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	When I was a teenager, my friend & I found a toad. For some reason we thought it would be funny to put it in the freezer. We left in in there for like 4 hours. Then we let it thaw. It was still alive. Then he got the bright idea to 'warm it up' by throwing it into a boiling pot of water. Poor toad.

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	You meanies. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 11:48 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	I once put a cat in a shower (with glass doors) turned on the water full blast to see how high it could jump. Fucker almost made it out of the shower. Funny as hell though watching him jump. LETâ€™S GO YANKEES!!!!! Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la E-Mail Me Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

Lou Weed I was not put on this earth to edumacate this message board.	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:01 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 02	Kill a Kitten By Stephen Lynch When the game of life makes you feel like quittin' it helps a lot if you kill a kitten. Mark my words 'cause from where I'm sittin' you can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. There's no crime that you'd be committin.' I know the law -- you can kill a kitten. And if you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' you'll get plenty when you kill a kitten. Feed it turpentine or break its spine. Crush it with your shoe as long as you kill a kitten. If the one you love isn't quite as smitten, she'll like you better if you kill a kitten. And I'll quote the bible 'cause that's where it's written, if ye loveth Jesus ye must kill a kitten. Flush it down the can. Hit it with your van. Drown it in a lake. Bake a kitty cake. Throw it at a train. Make it snort cocaine. Stick some TNT up its cat booty. Do what you must do as long as you kill a kitten. Killing kittens isn't easy and if the thought makes you feel queasy grab a pitchfork from the shed and kill a puppy dog instead. Kill a kitten. Kill a kitten a little furry kitten. wtf I just noticed I have a seam along my scrotum.

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 1:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	my sister's friend flushed a kitten down the toilet. i wonder where it is now. FUCK WITH ME, GET A WARNING. FUCK WITH MY FRIENDS... lets hope u never have to find out ;) "Coz It'd Feel So Empty Without Me"**

NovChik06 I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 1:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	My friends put a cat in the microwave becasue they were high and being stupid. After about 2 minutes or so they took the cat out, and now they found out the cat is dying of cancer :( How quick the sun can, drop away And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass Of what was everything All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad turned my world to black Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll ever be... E-mail me! Hey, NovChik06!!!

NovChik06 I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 1:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	How quick the sun can, drop away And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass Of what was everything All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad turned my world to black Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll ever be... E-mail me! Hey, NovChik06!!!

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