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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
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todays topic doesnt involve fast food or any kind of food for that matter. it involves a preference.

we've all been in supermarkets before. and we've been assualted with smells and odors both good and bad. my topic for the day is, which is the more pleasant smell, the soap section or the fabric softener section?? i myself love the aisle as a whole, the fabric softener section is very relaxing and soothing smelling while the soap is refreshing, i guess if i had to make a choice the soap section is my preference and my favorite soap smell would be oil of olay. it smells like cologne to me. very pleasant. do list yours too here if ya want :)



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Fez
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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
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quote:

which is the more pleasant smell, the soap section or the fabric softener section??i myself love the aisle as a whole, the fabric softener section is very relaxing and soothing smelling while the soap is refreshing



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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:55 AM      
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[coughs]homo

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spitfire421
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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This thread definitely lives up to its title today LOL...Is Snuggles the Bear your favorite?

That whole aisle just makes me sneeze. My favorite aisle is the shampoo/lotion/and other assorted girlie stuff aisle. It smells the best.



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This message was edited by spitfire421 on 3-22-01 @ 11:58 AM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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quote:

fag!!



this from someone who posts and edits and plays around with pictures of penises, interesting comment DICK



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mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at
least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off
while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell-Lester Burnham


Rommel
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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Firstly, I only shop at the Atlantic & Pacific Tea Company. I also like the soap/softner aisle Faceman, because it helps me to reminisce on all of the good smelling, good tasting pussy I've had. And, to humble myself , I'll also venture over to the fish section and remember some of the STANK I've had(relating to Opie's horror story).... in all , it's always a great trip down the aisles of remembrance...

Fez, this is an ideal place to pick up chicks. By being seen in the fragrance/soap/hygiene aisle, a girl who may have a fancy in you , will see that you're a clean individual who just might be in tune with his feminine side ...

Additionally, feeling the various melons in the produce aisle is always a treat.... ;)

Ladies of O&A, please forgive my vulgarity. :)





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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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Do you like Bath & Body Works too?

FAG!

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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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::insert homer simpson voice::

Youuu are geyyyyyy!


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Dan
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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I like the canned goods aisle...that smells the best.

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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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Which douche do you use? Country Fresh or Sea Breeze?




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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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In all sincerity though, it's not in the supermarket, but is it just me or does anyone else have these uncontrollable sneezing fits when they go into a candle store? I can't stand those places. I see all the people sniffing the different flavor candles, but WHAT THE FUCK??? how can you smell anything specific in there. It all smells the same. All the flavors mix together to make this conglomeration of nasty smells.

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:01 PM      
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hmmmmmmm, I AM SMELLING LOTS OF STRIKES GOING OUT TODAY, OH YES I CAN



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mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at
least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off
while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell-Lester Burnham


Fez
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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
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Cool! Maybe I can reach 20 now!


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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
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Faceman comes to mound. Picks up the rosin bag. Tosses it two three times. spits on the mound. looks to the catcher for the signal.
waves it off. looks for another.
he likes that one.
He winds up. He throws the pitch and it's ........


Far and outside... Ball one.

looks to the catcher for the signal again.
waves it off. looks for another.
he likes that one.
He winds up. He throws the pitch and it's ........

low and outside, ball 2.....

looks to the catcher for the signal.
waves it off. looks for another.
he likes that one.
He winds up. He throws the pitch and it's ........

High and outside this time.... Ball three...
Boy oh boy does this guy have balls to spare....


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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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ok fez, i think i beat you to it. ya fucking tool ya. new sig pic idea for me



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mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at
least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off
while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell-Lester Burnham


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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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I prefer the smell of the meat department - there's just something about the odor of gamey raw meat.

A second runner up would be the dairy section - the delicious fragrance of curdled split milk from behind the racks upon where they're stacked puts a smile on my face each time.



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spitfire421
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
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A kinder, gentler
read:geyyy
Faceman :)

hey, I feel left out, haven't gotten any strikes yet ;)



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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
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hey face, that makes you the third snuggles on the board since I've been here. I'm curious Do you have to pay royalty fees for that name to Proctology & Gambler?


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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
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May I suggest your next "addition" revolve around spelling somehow?

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
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may i suggest you kiss my ass :P sideways if ya like and grumpy, here's that chick i was telling you about :)



My job requires
mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at
least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off
while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell-Lester Burnham


Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00



This message was edited by Fez on 3-22-01 @ 12:26 PM
Rommel
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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Faceman so you met her in Holland also ? Nice !

Hey guys, Faceman just gave you another reason to visit Holland, Amsterdam specifically.









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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
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Oil of Olay????

Sounds like a little hand lotion squichy squichy gaaay jerky jerky to to me. But who am I to judge??

:::walks away shaking head wondering what went wrong here???:::

Preview of Facemans March 23rd Inane Topic of the Day

Career at the Crossroads. Cosmetology or Interior Decorating? You decide.

Tune in tomorrow folks and see which way Faceman's career heads. (Oil of Olay, geez!)




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This message was edited by o&aswallow on 3-22-01 @ 1:35 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 2:32 PM      
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What is this "SOAP" you speak of?


I like the bakery isle. I have allergies and don't like all of the perfume smells.




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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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mmmmmm donuts.





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