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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: PSA - Tits on TV, an in-depth report and analysis | ||||
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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 1:20 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00  | okay, here's the deal. Insomnia has plagued me so, as I stay up and watch an endless stream of mindless shows, I realized that there is a theme and that I, GRUMPY, can be of service to those more fortunate who can actually sleep, and report my findings. Here we go: Jay Leno: two great set of tits tonight. Cathy Lee (My husband can't get anal) Gifford. - Say what you will about her personality, how annoying she is, or whatever. You have to admit one thing, She's got a nice set of tits folks. She had a very low cut pink tank top with spaghetti strings. The front center of the shirt, dipped even lower so you basically you saw north to south complete. If the shirt moved an inch or two toward her arm pits, she be topless. Here's the analysis on her tits. Size: D - DD T-Fuck rating (1-10): 9, there's plenty there to engulf even the largest of men. Fake or Real: Looks real, they have a bad sag starting, unlike normal silicone jobs. Saggie rating (1, bellybutton, 10 - saluting you! : 5, not quite there but give them a year or two, or a TF or two and they'll be at her ankles. Shape: round with big seperation between them Overall rating: 7.5 Jessica 'those lips scream hummer' Alba What can say? I have an affinity for this chick. those lips, that body. that age. (she's 19). Well, fine Mr.Alba was wearing a tight fitting little blue shirt that let the imagination run wild. Two things were obvious, if you looked carefully: 1- the studio was cold 2- her bra was sheer silky number with no underwiring for support. Why are these obvious? 1 - Do I really have to explain this one? Lets say the headlights were blaring. 2 - this is more subtle and can be easily overlooked. The overall shape of the breast was vague but firm. No hints of extreme bra line (silky factor). When she laughed they really really jiggled. It's the one time I actually looked forward to Jay telling a joke. Well, the jiggling indicates there's no wire to prevent downward jiggle and the amount of jiggle indicated that the material was thin. Thicker materials would stay firmer and limit the jiggle factor. My analysis of the 19 year old latin bombshell: Size: Size: Full C, possibly sliding into the D category. T-Fuck rating (1-10):8, again, there's plenty to go around but would require extensive pushing from the side. Fake or Real: Definitely real. Fakes do not do the shakes that way. Saggie rating (1, bellybutton, 10 - saluting you! : 8, I'm gonna guess that without a bra she'd lose 1.28765 inches in height. Shape: very nice and round, minimal seperation. Overall rating: 9.25 The Late Late Shome w with... whatever the fuck his name is. Elin Maritza (sp?) aka - Sports Illustrated Cover Girl First off,to the retards, and you know who you are, who are gonna correct me on her name, FUCK YOU. I'm not interested in her name. It's not her name I'm rating. I'm rating her tits. So shut and sit the fuck down. The lovely el wore a slinky little beige spaghetti strap dress with a drop cleavage front. Very firm and ample. The tool who hosts the show, again - I don;t give a shit what his name is, was staring mostly at her chest throughout the entire interview. To be quite honest, I was hoping they'd fall just about a half inch more. All in all, definitely worth rating. My analysis of the 19 year old latin bombshell: Size: Size: Very ample C Cup T-Fuck rating (1-10):7, Nice size BUT - I'm gonna have to assume that there's a little plastic in there. Pushing up would be hindered. Fake or Real: Definitely fake. My opinion on this is based on the SI shots. Saggie rating (1, bellybutton, 10 - saluting you! : 10, with that much plastic, it'll be a long time or a lot of heat before they sag. Shape: very nice and round, Overall rating: 9 Now, I'd like to thank Gonzo for the idea and inspiration for this post. It was his suggestion that I wrote it, so if you're gonna dillon me send them to him. :) Enjoy folks.  Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| KeeKee | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 8:16 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | You Need Help Grumpy.... | ||||
| Romeo Manson | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 8:20 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | I don't think he needs help. He's doing a fine job all by himself. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 8:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: The Doctor took the patients advice???  It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 9:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Oh, no. Grumpy is now posting in the GonzoStyle. God save us all. LOL Thank you for the public service Grumpy. Give us the number to call for further info.  Mentor to Snakebite and Whoremoan Little Salad Tossers: Lloyd Dobler and Jake Ryan I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie | ||||
| SpiderBob | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 9:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Grumpy I agree with you on Kathie Lee but, She probably trips on her tits when she gets out of bed in the morning. Rangers Suck!  | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 10:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Uh oh This is a code blue, repeat, code BLUE, Grumpy has gone stage alpha. Call in the troops ------------------------  My adobted (bought) newbie is :EARL JAM
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| MuDjuicE | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 10:40 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Grumpy you are my new fucking HERO!!!!! Adopted by Calm Your Nut Member of the Nut Family | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 3:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | KeeKee - Are you volunteering? Buttmunch - my post was actually inspired by GonzoStyle. There's a saying that goes "If you sleep with the blind, you wake up cockeyed", meaning eventually it has it's effects on you. Fez - Stand down the troops or I shoot Buttmunch ;) . Anyway , my latest analysis: Seven of Nine for Star Trek Voyager God almighty when you look up perky in the dictionary, there's a picture of her breasts there. The tight form fitting jumpsuits, sans bras, and one size too small extremely flatter her bodacious tah-tahs. I saw a brief glimpse of a commercial for Voyager that had her in the 15 second spot. Thus then, she just qualified for analysis. Size: A full B T-Fuck Rating (1-10): 8.75, A pleasurable 30 minutes can be spent with these Fake or Real: Based on other pics I've seen Sag Rating (1-10, 1 being ankle level): 8, Nice firm shape and perkiness indicates very little sag. However, based on age and the earth's gravitational pull, along with other non-Star Trek pics I've seen, they've lost a touch. Shape: Round and firm. Yummy! That's it for this week. Based on feedback, I may make this a weekly topic of discussion. My simple rule is the breasts in question must be seen on a show on TV. Requests for analysis are accepted. Personal one on one analysis can also be arranged. :) Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? This message was edited by Grumpy on 2-24-01 @ 3:38 PM | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 3:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey Grumpy - can we make requests for future girls to analyze (in the gonzostyle of course) "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 2-24-01 @ 3:28 PM | ||||
| KeeKee | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 3:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: :::Sideshow Bob inflection::: Hhhhhhhrrrrrrrr | ||||
| waltl | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 5:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | OK, as long as we're on the subject, is there any truth to the rumor that Jennifer Aniston has authentic puffies?
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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 6:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | walt - I can not confirm that. However, I will search my sources and watch friends this thursday, NBC - 8 PM. , and look into that rumor, JUST FOR YOU. Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| waltl | posted on 02-25-2001 @ 8:55 AM | | |||
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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 10:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Back to the top for those that missed it over the weekend. Yes, this is a shameless plug. To make up for it, I'll plug other threads worth reading: GonzoStyle's "My 3000th Post" in Off Topic. Warning: It is classic Gonzo. Not for the week of heart or stomach. "Anyone interested, tune in to E" in Off Topic. Leave your attitude home and bring your sense of humor for this one.  Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 11:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Grump...here here. I never watch Leno, but when I saw the beautiful Ms. Alba sitting there....I had no choice but to stop! She is beyond hot! As for your evaluation of Jeri Ryan....I would go so far as to give her a firm C. I think her get up on Voyager minimizes a bit, but they are still very prominent. Couple that with her obviously toned body...and she could be an "E" ticket ride at Disney.  E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
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