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Arthur Dent
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 4:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Got this in an e-mail. Let me know if it works on you. Be honest.

> >Quick Eye Exam...
> > >
> > > This will blow your mind...!
> > >
> > > Just do it - don't cheat !!!!!!!!!!!!
> > >
> > > Try this its actually quite good.
> > >
> > > But don't cheat !
> > >
> > > Count the number of 'F's in the following
> > > text:
> > >
> > > FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
> > > SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
> > > IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
> > > EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
> > >
> > > Managed it?
> > >
> > > ............ Scroll down only after you have
> > > counted them!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > OK?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > How many?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Three?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Wrong, there are six - no joke!
> > >
> > >
> > > Read again!
> > >
> > > FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
> > > SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
> > > IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
> > > EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
> > >
> > >
> > > The reasoning is further down...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The brain cannot process the word "OF".
> > >
> > > Incredible or what?
> > >
> > > Anyone who counts all six 'F' on the first
> > > go is a genius, Three is normal
> > >
>
>



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hugenuge42
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I got 5 the first time i did it, what the hell does that mean

HEY!
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts		posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I got 5 the first time too. I missed one "of".

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
arthur, i got a test for you, tell me how many L's are in the word



ha ha, i just fucking had to. LOL hey rog, long time no see :)



Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy,
the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.




This message was edited by Faceman on 3-27-01 @ 5:08 PM
Drunk Boy
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I got all 6, but I think I'm still a tool.


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white shorts
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
that is so goddam weird. i counted only three the first time. i guess i'm normal.


hugenuge42
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Oh no doubt about it, were all tools

HEY!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
There were f's????

Why is the room spinning???

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts		posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hi Faceman. Ever go to one of the outdoor events put on by the namesake of this message board?

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
no i have not to tell you the truth. i will one day though :)



Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy,
the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.


Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey dent, I got an eye test for you. Here, figure out the message for a bonus prize.


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00110001100011100010001011001111000111111000000111000000111111000111000011100011000000
00011011000100010010001001101000100100000000001000100000001100001000100100010011000000
00000100000100010010001000001111000111000000001111100000001100001000100100010011000000
00000100000100010010001000001000100100000000001000100000001100001000100100010011000000
00000100000011100001110000001000010111111000001000100000001100000111000011100011111100
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000


Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts		posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You're a tool! Am I the tool for reading it? Shit, I'm confused.


FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
So......are you saying I'm a genius? Dude, I didn't need a test to tell me that, i mean, isn't it common knowledge?


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ClusterF
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
That's pretty cool... now I dare someone to go count all the f's in the 'how many times can we say Fuck' thread.


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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:27 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
ahhh naahhh nahhhh roger. That message was meant for Arthur Dent. Not for you. Sorry for confusing you. lol.

Hey Dent - You still here? ;)


Contact me if you want to be adopted.
I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.
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011110001100110000001100000000110000111000011
010001001100110000001100000001001000111100011
010000101100110000001100000010000100110110011
010000101100110000001100000010000100110011011
010001001100111111001111110001001000110001111
011110001100111111001111110000110000110000111
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts		posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ok Grumpy. One question though, do you get that from some program or do you have to type that all out yourself? Think carefully before you answer that. ;)

Ronreddog
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Grumpy, I got the message. You have WAY TOO MUCH TIME on your hands, my friend.

Hello Roger! I hope we are cool!

My first GRADUATED adoptee: Inappropriate Belle, who graduated on 3/22/01

My second adoptee: King F-Tard




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WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.		posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Well I feel like a dick. I only saw three.
::shrugs:: Being blonde does not help

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts		posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'm cool Dog, I can't speak for you.

Ronreddog
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You know what I mean. ;)

For the record, I missed the "of's" also

My first GRADUATED adoptee: Inappropriate Belle, who graduated on 3/22/01

My second adoptee: King F-Tard




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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I saw all 6. But that's because I'm Wille E. Coyote, SUPER GENIUS!!!!

IS that more of an experiment over an eyetest?




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I shall call him mini-FTL		posted on 03-27-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Grumpy that binary code hurts my damn eyes

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Kid Afrika
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I printed this out and showed it to four people in my office. All four saw only 3 Fs the first time they read it, and only saw 6 when I point out the OFs.



I wonder how you would react if you was in my shoes
You'd probably shit your tightest draws cuz I got a solid fuse
So what do you really wanna do when I get militant
Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this
They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun
Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one, yeah

Is Don on the phone?
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 7:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
The only pic of Hospitaliano available here!



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Split Personality #1
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 8:13 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
i am with angel, i only got three...but the blonde hair must have something to do with it!!

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